btw wbs is my belovedly-named http://twitter.com/B_M321 showing any signs of making a breakthrough at st marys
― r|t|c, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
Only on the bench for our U21s tonight. We've given deals to a few youth teamers this summer, but I'm fairly sure he wasn't one of them.
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
Tom Carroll @tom_carroll92 5 OctMum buzzing off Drake album on the way home from footy haha
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 08:52 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/charlie_mulgrew/status/392043523371175936/photo/1
(nsfw)
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Sunday, 20 October 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link
hardman to shitebag in 90 minutes
Rowan Vine @aslrowanvineRead Sir Neil Lennon's comments regarding tackles in y'days game and said my tackle was 'rugby-esque'..I mean I know he likes the snus....Rowan Vine @aslrowanvine But has he been smoking something else..I hardly touched the boy and there were no 'reckless' tackles in the game..Rowan Vine @aslrowanvineMight get me mate Alan Shearer to send him another size 9 Umbro Speciali in the dish if he don't pipe down...
Neil Lennon @OfficialNeil @aslrowanvine Did I read that right
Rowan Vine @aslrowanvine@OfficialNeil was light hearted,just thought your comment was poor,thought it was a good physical game..Rowan Vine @aslrowanvine@OfficialNeil apologies obviously if you've taken offence..
― grown-arsed man (onimo), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link
forgotten all about vine... now there's a proper bell end
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
Aubameyang P-E @Aubameyang7 42m
Ooooooooohhhhghhhhhhh faboulous a faillit nous mettre un golaaaaassss
― Paraoxonases in Inflammation, Infection, and Toxicology (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 October 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
That Charlie Mulgrew thing was a hilarious way to spot who can't look past the naked bits in a photo and look at the actual face of the person. Also there was one wingnut who tweeted that picture to the NSPCC claiming that it was child abuse for a footballer to post a naked picture when children might look at his twitter feed, and also tweeted it to Police Scotland wanting him arrested for it.
― ailsa, Sunday, 27 October 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link
Given the widely reported deaths and chaos, it was clearly not the right time for attempts at humour.
That, however, did not stop some of the lucky ones who escaped the storm from trying. Inevitably, their chosen method of sharing their tasteless thoughts was Twitter.
Football pundit Gary Lineker, 52, posted a picture of a leaf sitting on his car and wrote: ‘Part of a tree has hit the car roof. Not too much damage, I think.’
Sports journalist Jake Humphrey posted a picture of himself pointing in mock-horror at a branch on the pavement, and wrote: ‘Stormaggedon on streets of London. Stay safe out there peeps.’
― Snipers as a breed tend to be supercilious (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 05:01 (ten years ago) link
Didn't even know this dude was still an Arsenal player
― Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link
Goosh.
― I hope our coach wears the pants and resigns (mizzell), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/27StevenTaylor/status/401320823405150208
― Number None, Friday, 15 November 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
^ been taken down.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZHe4e0IYAErn0A.jpg
― ailsa, Friday, 15 November 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link
omg i want this newcastle united advent calendar
― imago, Friday, 15 November 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link
An extremely popular member of Alan Pardew's squad
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Sunday, 17 November 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link
Footballers who really don't need to be on Instagram (yes it's Emmanuel Frimpong again)
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 February 2014 14:26 (ten years ago) link
Early bath for him today to prepare to go out and draw the girls of Barnsley.
― good day to you, (onimo), Saturday, 1 February 2014 15:38 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/joel_campbell12/status/454031121873768448?CMP=EMCFTBEML853
― Number None, Thursday, 10 April 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/georgeelokobi/status/481113999309037568
― r|t|c, Friday, 27 June 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link
au contraire
― ogmor, Friday, 27 June 2014 16:55 (ten years ago) link
omg
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Friday, 27 June 2014 16:59 (ten years ago) link
Big George really needs to be on Twitter
― clockpuncher (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 June 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link
oh god it still says Wolves defender on there, i choked up
― clockpuncher (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 June 2014 17:12 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/IAMFRIMPONG26/status/483656467132993536
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 30 June 2014 23:37 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/filipeluis/status/512617473603276800
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Thursday, 18 September 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/jordonmutch/status/502537380059168768
whats the best account that just tweets videos/gifs/vines of sick goals
― lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 18:47 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/102greatgoals
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 20 September 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link
sick
― lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 21:33 (ten years ago) link
http://babb.telegraph.co.uk/2014/09/sol-campbell-likes-the-conservative-party-doesnt-like-mansion-tax-and-has-political-opinions/
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:10 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bve4av_IMAAHX4d.jpg:large
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:05 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/pidge40/status/522334677018107904
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Sunday, 19 October 2014 00:15 (nine years ago) link
@themichaelowen: Films I’ve been forced to watch:KoyaanisqatsiShoahBarry LyndonThreadsSeven SamuraiBattleship PotemkinThe Devils
― Matt DC, Sunday, 19 October 2014 09:34 (nine years ago) link
michael owen @themichaelowen · 6hAbout time.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0SxmlMCEAAzcap.jpg
― Number None, Sunday, 19 October 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link
"mickey you don't like films??" *pulls Koyaanisqatsi from the dvd shelf* "well allow me to blow your mind".
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 October 2014 01:55 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/YannickBolasie
― Chairman Feinstein (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 05:03 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TheNigelAdkins/status/540952970503147520
― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 16 December 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/petercrouch/status/558353758313541632
― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Friday, 23 January 2015 11:53 (nine years ago) link
Queen_أرسنال @aicha_AFC Feb 4
@_nachomonreal hi nacho how are you
― pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 March 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/gpaulista5/status/579717411215187969
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link
@NevilleSouthall · 37m 37 minutes agoHi my name is neville Southall and I wondered if it was possible to have a chat for some advice regarding a project I am working onThanks
― Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2015 11:25 (nine years ago) link
Neville Southall @NevilleSouthall · 35m 35 minutes agoSorry that was for ann
― Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2015 11:26 (nine years ago) link
Nev absolutely needs to be on twitter tho tbf
― pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 28 March 2015 13:20 (nine years ago) link
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/karl-henry-tells-stan-collymore-5417899
― cerealbar, Saturday, 28 March 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link
Aldridge opened a Twitter account in March 2011. However he was soon involved in angry exchanges with Manchester United supporters after referring to them as "scum",[25] and eventually closed his account. A year later he revealed that he had returned to the site.[26]
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 29 March 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link
Lenny Pidgeley @pidge40
That goal was mucky #Ballin #Madrid
― This comment was removed by a moderator because it didn't abide by (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 May 2015 14:31 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/terryphelan
― 乒gl乓 (nakhchivan), Sunday, 14 June 2015 19:43 (nine years ago) link
https://mobile.twitter.com/LMarkec50/status/652169424661688322
Keeping the flame burning.
― Al Ain Delon (ShariVari), Thursday, 8 October 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/wilfriedbony/status/764537392606879746
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 12:31 (eight years ago) link
andyeye77: I fucking told ya, dont make allerdyce coach of England! #udontfuckinglistening
https://twitter.com/andyeye77/status/780718811230138368
― the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:30 (eight years ago) link