it's actually a disgrace that he's paid to write.
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 09:22 (ten years ago) link
still not convinced he isn't a reasonably sophisticated algorithm
― I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 11:07 (ten years ago) link
those two sentences
I mean
just
― cozen, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link
he obv doesn't even read his own work, it's genuinely a wrong.
― Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link
Phil McNulty @philmcnulty 3h
England have a corner...Joe Hart needs to be on his toes here.
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link
Phil McNulty @philmcnulty 4h
Having, in a break with old traditions, correctly predicted a convincing England victory against Montenegro, I go for the same v Poland.
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link
i feel that if mcnulty had a personal twitter account it'd have a great deal of grotesque appeal.
― opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link
Having, in a break with old traditions, correctly
eeuuugghhh
― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 23:14 (ten years ago) link
Townsend came out of left field - or in a strictly football context right-field - as a resounding selection success for England manager Roy Hodgson with two outstanding performances in the World Cup qualifying wins against Montenegro and Poland that secured their place in Brazil next summer.
― random accies memories (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 21 October 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link
Lampard is intensely right wing - although in footballing terms in fact plays in a more central midfield berth for both Chelsea and England
― random accies memories (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 21 October 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link
he didn't did he
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Monday, 21 October 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link
oh wait it's you
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Monday, 21 October 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link
fucken
Chicharito - which means "little pea" - came from nowhere, although in the more traditionally visuospatial context in which many fans and observers will likely have viewed the match was actually standing on the edge of the Aston Villa six yard area as he rose to head home th
― random accies memories (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 21 October 2013 21:45 (ten years ago) link
Phil McNulty @philmcnulty 15hFew Man City fans suddenly reliving a great moment. Getting retweets of my tweet of Aguero's title-winning goal. Brain was scrambled. Again.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 09:58 (ten years ago) link
finally the mask slips
that gum you like will have come back in style
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 10:32 (ten years ago) link
Seasoned social media users imprison me with RTs. Knowing help will have been sent I wait.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 10:42 (ten years ago) link
What will the relived tweet have been that will have been retweeted?
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 10:44 (ten years ago) link
Can't find it. Googling just reveals shit like this.
https://twitter.com/philmcnulty/statuses/182577644943060992
Don't click on that link unless you want the perfect image of how short and insignificant our lives are.
I know you'll all click on it.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 10:47 (ten years ago) link
A jpg of a man who will be dead's face, talking about a goal nobody can remember, after it's already gone in.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 10:48 (ten years ago) link
future historians will have been glad that's in the archives
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/philmcnulty/status/200958792417017856
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:14 (ten years ago) link
jesus
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link
It is also a meeting between two past managers of Real Madrid in Chelsea's Jose Mourinho and Manchester City manager Manuel Pellegrini. If one emerges victorious today it will be seen as a real statement of intent for the months ahead.
― Paraoxonases in Inflammation, Infection, and Toxicology (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 October 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
the first 18 search results for 'a real statement of intent' are fitba related
― Paraoxonases in Inflammation, Infection, and Toxicology (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 October 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link
Arsene Wenger will face the same questions until the day he can hold up a trophy in front of his inquisitors and remove the 2005 FA Cup triumph as the last entry in his and Arsenal's list of honours.
Knives would not have been out but there would have been knowing glances, suggestions that the excellent form after that opening day defeat to Aston Villa was merely a false dawn before the fade.
In midfield there was much creation to admire from Mesut Ozil but the goals came from Santi Cazorla and Aaron Ramsey, showing that an end product can come from elsewhere even when Olivier Giroud, whose touch has been so sure this season, does not hit the target.
It may be something of a distant memory but Wenger will well remember what it takes to win a Premier League - and how not too many conclusions can be drawn early in the season.
There can no question, however, that Arsenal's mood - and that of their supporters - will have been lifted greatly by events on Saturday.
Wenger will know more after the trip to Old Trafford next Sunday but they will go there in a rare position of strength against a Manchester United side still in the process of the post-Sir Alex Ferguson era and getting to know his successor David Moyes.
The Wenger we are seeing this season looks refreshed. The form of his team from well into last season and continuing into this appears to have had a rejuvenating impact on the 64-year-old French manager.
The German has provided the link and quality that can not only hurt opponents but also inspire his team-mates.
Manchester United moved swiftly to deny they were interested in Ozil as Arsenal prepared their deal - Wenger will hope he will leave Old Trafford next Sunday having shown the reigning champions that maybe they should have been.
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
that's bad even by his own standards.
doggerel.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Y9M5UP9.gif
― r|t|c, Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link
is this the worst bit?
or this?
Wenger will hope he will leave Old Trafford next Sunday having shown the reigning champions that maybe they should have been.
i mean that double use of "will" in such close proximity. you'd give out to a child for that.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
Knives would not have been out but there would have been knowing glances takes it by a furlong
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:36 (ten years ago) link
the excellent form after that opening day defeat to Aston Villa was merely a false dawn before the fade.
this is p awful too. after/before.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:37 (ten years ago) link
a false dawn before the fade, to be distinguished from the other false dawns where the dawn doesn't fade
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link
The Uruguayan will carry the burden of keeping Sunderland in the Premier League after a dismal start - not helped by some unforgiving fixtures - that has yielded only a single point from seven games and restoring calm from Di Canio's chaos.
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 10 November 2013 16:00 (ten years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24445999
Manchester City goalkeeper Joe Hart, especially with saves from Coutinho and Jordan Henderson, was a monument to Pellegrini's measured man management. He has always been the Chilean's number one choice but looked rejuvenated following his recent enforced rest cure.
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Saturday, 28 December 2013 02:11 (ten years ago) link
Some recalled the so-called "Valentine's Day Massacre" not so far away at Oldham Athletic in 1990, when West Ham were also thrashed 6-0 in a League Cup semi-final. That was bad - but it would have had to be very bad to be worse than this.
― random accies memories (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 9 January 2014 23:46 (ten years ago) link
read that at work earlier and it just straight shut my brain down for about three minutes, defeated utterly by the Nult hierarchy of badness
― random accies memories (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 9 January 2014 23:48 (ten years ago) link
Brilliant. That last sentence sounds like the strapline for Airplane 2 or something.
― oppet, Friday, 10 January 2014 00:03 (ten years ago) link
And Maradona, looking like a well-dressed pirate, will have savoured the quality in Liverpool's display..... Maradona will have appreciated the movement and menace of his fellow South American Luis Suarez, whose partnership with Daniel Sturridge shone a harsh light on the seemingly dysfunctional footballing relationship between Wayne Rooney and Robin van Persie. The Argentine will have noted the relentless work-rate and pressing of Jordan Henderson. He will have relished the enduring brilliance of Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard, now in a deeper role but still the controller.
Maradona will have appreciated the movement and menace of his fellow South American Luis Suarez, whose partnership with Daniel Sturridge shone a harsh light on the seemingly dysfunctional footballing relationship between Wayne Rooney and Robin van Persie.
The Argentine will have noted the relentless work-rate and pressing of Jordan Henderson. He will have relished the enduring brilliance of Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard, now in a deeper role but still the controller.
3 paragraphs, 4 "will haves". The man's a menace.
― pandemic, Monday, 17 March 2014 12:48 (ten years ago) link
"harsh light on the seemingly dysfunctional" made my eyes water a bit as well.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 08:41 (ten years ago) link
http://twitter.com/paulbrownUK/status/451672104815955968/photo/1
― a respected member of the hip-hop criticism community (nakhchivan), Thursday, 3 April 2014 13:17 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/philmcnulty/status/515253751356358656
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 28 September 2014 01:12 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/oHqEjYm.png
― disconnected externalized and unrecognizable signifying structure (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 19:14 (nine years ago) link
haha
― imago, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link
Tariq Ali
It was a horrific event. It was condemned in most parts of the world and most poignantly by many cartoonists. Those who planned the atrocity chose their target carefully. They knew that such an act would create the maximum horror. It was quality, not quantity they were after. The response will not have surprised or displeased them.
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TumblrTXT/status/585411804655919104
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 12:29 (nine years ago) link
the atm in my building says something like "please wait - your card will have been checked in a few seconds" and it makes me think of this thread/nult
― not content (onimo), Friday, 10 April 2015 10:53 (nine years ago) link
it's nult's world we just will have lived in it
― Rave Van Donk (jim in glasgow), Friday, 10 April 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link
Gerrard v Lampard: Who was better? 797
Steven Gerrard had the iconic moments but Frank Lampard won more. Phil McNulty grapples with a long-standing question.
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― opa panzram style (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 May 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link