Ah fuck off
― Number None, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link
Bizarre
― crisp, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link
I actually cannot fault that performance
― Number None, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link
Not even the kit?
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 05:53 (four years ago) link
The kit's grown on me
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 07:13 (four years ago) link
Bless Eder and his ability to score once in thirty matches, but only in big games.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:15 (four years ago) link
Real are two nil down
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:29 (four years ago) link
Lol, three.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:37 (four years ago) link
Against the Shakhtar b-team as well!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
Great goal from Modric. If Shakhtar sit back, there’s no way they’re holding this lead.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link
Vinicius scores three seconds after coming on.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link
this is the sort of predictable fascist parade that they specialise in
― imago, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link
it'll finish 6-3
VAR comes good at last.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link
Good draw for Lokomitiv.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:46 (four years ago) link
oh excellent, my jinxes never work usually
― imago, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 19:06 (four years ago) link
Szoboszlai is so good. Traore at Ajax looks excellent too - only one goal so far today, he scored five at the weekend.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link
The five at the weekend was amateur hour tbfMadrid 2-0 down, you love to see it.. again!
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 21:41 (four years ago) link
Madrid level!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 21:50 (four years ago) link
I was thinking the fake crowd noise at the Chelsea game was unusually good
then I realised there are actual fans in the stands
― Number None, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:03 (four years ago) link
Morata has had three goals disallowed through VAR.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:17 (four years ago) link
Rashford for PM
― Number None, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link
Hat trick!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link
Joao Felix looks excellent this season. Consistently the biggest threat Atleti have.
Looking forward to seeing how Gomez and Williams handle Zapata, Muriel and the other Gomez later.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:21 (four years ago) link
Jota with two brilliant finishes.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
Five nil, Jota hat trick. This is hugely impressive counter attacking.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:10 (four years ago) link
The bittersweetness of enjoying Jota's rise won't stop, but I am pleased for the cunt
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:21 (four years ago) link
Surely a bit more sweet than bitter in that it's clearly a transfer that everybody benefits from
― or something, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link
Every time he scores I assume it ups the fee and he clearly wasn't in Nuno's plans so yeah it is more sweet than bitter but he's killing it, which is great, but obvi sigh
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:45 (four years ago) link
I mean basically he's a good lad so god speed
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link
He looks like he's been playing for us for years
― or something, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link
“Jamie, you couldn’t even name top five women’s players so don’t tell me you watched me play.”@AlexScott did not hold back on @Carra23 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/VJgvi7xyiY— Champions League on CBS Sports (@UCLonCBSSports) November 4, 2020
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:22 (four years ago) link
United turned over by Erdogan’s boys.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link
Atrocious performance again
A loss to Everton and I think/hope Ole is gone
― Number None, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link
Madrid currently losing to Donetsk again. As it stands, they’re third, level on points with Shakhtar. Depending on how the other game tonight goes, Shakhtar could potentially be playing an already eliminated Inter last.
RBS vs Lokomotiv has been great fun.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link
Lokomotiv penalty, brawl, Salzburg goal in two minutes.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link
lol, 2-0 Shakhtar.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link
i don’t understand how they took the tying goal off the board in the inter match... like i literally don’t get it
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link
Embolo was fractionally offside, which usually wouldn’t matter as he didn’t touch the ball, but he was blocking the vision of the goalkeeper so was considered ’active’.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
ah ok. seems like a crazy subjective rule. somehow the VAR toothpaste needs to be put back in the tube
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link
sadly it's here to ruin football forever now
― Carry On Scamping (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
That Inter shirt is fucked up
― crisp, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link
Some game this in leipzig
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link
Jesus keeper
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link
Yep, straight down the middle.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link
tbh, you could have been talking about either keeper though.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link
Unsighted and a clean strike but like
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link
xp keeper made a good recovery of the second incident tho
Great fun of a game that
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link
No idea how Fred's gotten away with that
― Number None, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link
Well that was inevitable
― Number None, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link
I keep thinking of a West Ham supporter I heard on the radio after Leverkusen had put them out of the Europa League: "Bundesliga? It's like the Scottish league innit?".
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 20:58 (six months ago) link
an absolutely brilliant away performance, rarely lost intent to break and threaten either and so resolute in defence
everything you want in a team, that. some of the hold up play was of the very highest order.
fantastic reffing performance as well
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 23:15 (six months ago) link
Started off wanting Bayern to win but as the game wore on I thought why am I supporting Bayern Munich ffs? Anyway Neuer being to one to fuck it up was hilarious, Tuchel taking off Kane was pathetic now come on ye Dortmund!
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 May 2024 08:24 (five months ago) link
Can Real play as badly again in the second half? I hope so!
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2024 19:52 (five months ago) link
Snakey last minute winner from Real, I'd say. Bastards.
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 1 June 2024 19:55 (five months ago) link
I know I know.
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2024 19:57 (five months ago) link
I'm team Dortmund here
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 June 2024 19:59 (five months ago) link
A couple of times BD made mistakes in midfield, reckon it will happen again and real will snatch something.
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 1 June 2024 20:01 (five months ago) link
Real doing what they do - ride their luck, soak up the pressure, rely on individual brilliance. I hope not, but it feels inevitable.
― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Saturday, 1 June 2024 20:11 (five months ago) link
and there we go
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 1 June 2024 20:36 (five months ago) link
to be fair it's a great goal
Bastardos
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2024 20:37 (five months ago) link
it is OVER
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 1 June 2024 20:44 (five months ago) link
Gave that one away. Oh well.
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2024 20:46 (five months ago) link
Boo!
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2024 21:04 (five months ago) link
wtf is going on
― secretary of state for fractal pluripotencies (||||||||), Thursday, 29 August 2024 16:41 (two months ago) link
it looks like they've given up on having a competition altogether and it's just gonna be the most lucrative TV games replayed every fortnight for eternity
― Yuwen Hu's army (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2024 17:11 (two months ago) link
We've got the Douglas Luiz return match with Juve, Celtic, Bayern and fellow noobs Bologna at home, hmm
We also loaned the guy we got in part exchange for Luiz straight to Bologna
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 29 August 2024 17:58 (two months ago) link
Surprised to see that wasn't my first ever post in this thread. What business could I possibly have had here?
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:00 (two months ago) link
hey don't ask me i just like to press my face up against the window
― Yuwen Hu's army (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2024 18:43 (two months ago) link
Leicester and the Vile have reached the promised land, perhaps Wolves can too, but they'd better be quick before the not-so-sleeping sleeping giant in South Birmingham rises up to crush us all like etc
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 29 August 2024 19:11 (two months ago) link
Boarding an unfortunately-timed flight and nervously awaiting a probable systematic destruction by a Vincent Kompany team
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 2 October 2024 18:50 (one month ago) link
the bavarian city will have offered the away support a warm welcome with the advent of oktoberfest, and yet on the field such generosity will be in scant supply it must be assumed
― imago, Wednesday, 2 October 2024 18:54 (one month ago) link
Er, isn't the game in Birmingham?
― pisspoor bung probe prog (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 October 2024 19:15 (one month ago) link
the west midlands will have offered the bavarian supporters a warm welcome with alehouses to arguably rival their own, and yet on the field the hosts will be aiming to avoid such generosity as many assume they may be susceptible to given the apparent gulf in experience and, it must be said, financial clout, although the latter has come into increasing question given the big-spending expl
― imago, Wednesday, 2 October 2024 19:31 (one month ago) link
jesus that last couple of minutes sounded tooth-grinding
― Yuwen Hu's army (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 October 2024 20:56 (one month ago) link
the rosy glow from villa's greatest epl-era result will last until at least the weekend when the bluenoses rack up ten at the valley
we've all missed big games biscuits, not to worry, this'll definitely happen again
― imago, Wednesday, 2 October 2024 21:27 (one month ago) link
They're playing Utd on Sunday
Let the good times roll
― Number None, Wednesday, 2 October 2024 21:36 (one month ago) link
Hi everyone
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 2 October 2024 21:41 (one month ago) link
Hope you're all having a lovely evening 👍
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 2 October 2024 21:42 (one month ago) link
LOL City getting trounced by Sporting Lisbon.
― biting your uncles (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 21:47 (three days ago) link
i'm sure they can get their revenge fairly soon, of a sort.
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 21:50 (three days ago) link
... and Real losing at home to Milan. It's looking like a good night all round.
― biting your uncles (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 21:52 (three days ago) link
have tbh
if pep isnt winning every game at city given everything
then what the fuck good is he?
genuinely meant btw. cunt has always been a handbrake on the assembled talents of any unit hes managed since the gift of messi
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 21:59 (three days ago) link
claudio ranieri mocked as tinkerman and has won a fucking premier league with leicester
pep the greatest coach in the world while inventing new ways for the best squad one could possibly assemble to play milk and buttons shite against their own actual talents
miserable fuck an all
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 22:00 (three days ago) link
xabi alonso back in his box. turncoat. most liverpool fans wanted slot all along.
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 22:02 (three days ago) link
watched a bit of the Sporting City game on TNT
Noel Gallagher was on co-commentary lol
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 22:04 (three days ago) link
i saw this on social media, shudder.
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 5 November 2024 22:05 (three days ago) link
cross-plugging at its finest
― badder living thru Kemistry (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 November 2024 22:54 (three days ago) link
Still, at least we've got the football. Bring on the Villa!
― biting your uncles (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 November 2024 10:09 (two days ago) link
😵💫
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 6 November 2024 10:36 (two days ago) link
quite
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2024 19:02 (two days ago) link
Can we just switch this week off and start it again from the beginning
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 6 November 2024 19:03 (two days ago) link
no id take this, all in all
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2024 19:05 (two days ago) link
Can only take solace in the fact that Bruges will concede the exact same penalty soon because someone obviously has money on it
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 6 November 2024 19:15 (two days ago) link
If anyone would be interested in converting me to a religion, or perhaps a cult, I am at a very low ebb here
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 6 November 2024 19:51 (two days ago) link