Rennes against Boys: the UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2020/2021 thread

Crikey

This is funny as fuck

Manchester Chokey

GuardiLOLa (again)

You can tell Grealish came to accept the fundamental immorality of the whole project at some point during the game. Heart wasn't in it

I was making fries the other day only to discover only to discover that I had no more oil left. I turn around to see a bald man running away with my oil! After catching up to him I found out it was Pep Guardiola, he said "Please I need more oil to win the UCL"

— 𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓺_𝓰𝓮𝓶 (@blaq_gem) May 4, 2022

stay classy

man I think being told they had six minutes of stoppage to pull back the tying goal really energized em.

Twitter was filled with people saying "too late, too late" after the first goal, shows them.

so annoyed Man City didn't score in the 1st half after putting my £5 freebet on Man City/Real ht/ft result @ 20/1

Salah looking hungry

Feel like Liverpool need to score here.

This Liverpool line-up is so good. I know a lot of it is coaching but their recruitment has been pretty remarkable really.

Does anyone know why they are tear gassing Liverpool fans with tickets? Did General Franco rise from the grave?

Man Pool are lucky there

Yay VAR strikes again!

I would love to say that Michael Owen saying Liverpool will "blow Real Madrid away" and Gerrard and Ferdinanad saying they would win comfortably has not coloured my view of this match... but I can't. Also Andy Townsend talking about Reel Madrid.

Liverpool have looked knackered the last few games really, after 40 mins without scoring they were basically spent. Trent played like his critics say he plays, poor for the goal, a few terrible attempts on goal and crap set pieces. Keita was awful when he came on. Great defending from Madrid tbf.

https://i.imgur.com/Mtjjt6Z.jpg

Yes, some fantastic defending in this game.

easy

I'm sorry but mentioning you're showing Solihull Moors vs. Chesterfield not once but twice in course of a Champions League Final, fuck you BT Sports, let's have it back on free to air TV.

0 goals in 3 finals

Shut up, Owen.

Great episode of Stadio about the shit outside the stadium last night: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1rOApkyvOobmKYmL7WbZza?si=88a1547b76ce4c2a

(can't find a way to link that isn't Spotify)

Liverpool getting a chasing so far, they look shite

Very harsh pen

Weird they let him take it. Great entertainment so far!

3-0 before half time. Gomez nowhere near this level. The Georgian kid for Napoli looks electric

Kvaratskhelia

KLOLpp out

4-0. They need Tuchel to sort this defence out

more puke football from Spurs

I’ve honestly never seen a Spurs side with less ability to put three passes together and I remember the George Graham era. They deserve nothing out of this campaign.

Never in doubt.

Pretty impressive to qualify top of your group having, across the six games, led for a total of 75 minutes.

Yikes, Liverpool.

getting battered by 3 goals at home to real - couldn’t be my team

joe gomez disaster class

5 goals for Haaland with half an hour to go.

... oh hold on, he's been subsituted. I'm sure he was delighted by that.

I'm playing a game where I hack off a finger every time Darren Fletchers mispronounces 'Benzymar' and I'm finding it a bit hard to type lads

his grandad is from the island so that works out quite well narratively

I've just realized the CL Final is on Sky or BT Sports or some channel I don't have and also just realized I can't be bothered to find another way of watching it, let alone go to a pub to watch it. Changed days!

Yes tho if you cba it's free on BT Sport's YouTube as the other two UEFA finals were

OK I'll probably watch it then! Even though the inevitability of Mon(che)ster City winning has sapped my will to live.

not inevitable imo theres a sting in this inter side

Whoever decided Steven Gerrard and Joleon Lescott would make a good pair of summarizers for a Champions League final needs sacking.

Lukaku to score the winner would be pretty great ngl

shocking decision great tackle

ref sweating for city here tbh