usmnt

Cowell seems to have both a cross neck tat and a cross razored into his mullet

yeah lol....and god that hair

It's a shitty version of Ferreira's look

Saint Turner

lol. at first he seemed like "lol that crossed the line mate" and then was like "man I suck"

Panama having 66% possession not something I thought I'd see

imagine spending $200+ to take your kids to *this* match

LMFAO

No more Roldan plz

kinda glad someone else gets a chance to win this time. if the US had managed to win the tourney with this terrible roster of misfits, lord.

really dk why I watch US vs T&T matches cos they always are lopsided and prove nothing but I'm itching for a football match so...here we go anyway

(big asterisk next to "always")

watching teams sit in a low block for 90 minutes and throw 9 men inside the box is oh so thrilling

lmao T&T player sent off. well this is about to be even less entertaining

still 0-0. jfc this is embarrassing

lol 3-0 within 8 minutes

Mexico losing the first leg to 78th ranked HOnduras wasn't something I anticipated, even with Mexico's current decline

celtic's own luis palma on that honduras squad <3

Sergino Dest sent off just before halftime due to the most childish tantrum I've ever seen.

Got mad that the ref ruled a ball out of bounds and punted it into the stands. Then screamed and insulted him and blew him a kiss.

Entire squad, especially Walker Zimmerman, totally laid into him.

They were winning 1-0, 4-0 on aggregate at the time!

USWNT vs Canada match is a farce.

it rained heavily and the pitch is waterlogged and the drainage is abysmal. the ball is barely moving and is often getting stuck in puddles.

the match's sole goal came when a Canadian defender attempted a routine backpass to their goalie, and to her horror, it moved two inches before getting stuck, and Trinity Rodman ran to the ball and poked it in the goal.

if I'm Canada i'm filing a protest

sorry it was Jaedyn Shaw

going to USMNT v Brazil tonight

I'm hoping the stadium gets destroyed

(it's Camping World and it's old and obsolete and also the Brazilian population is large in Orlando so it's basically going to be an away match)

loll

At least I get to see Gomes, a fellow Wolve, start lol

um?

Lol it was a great match! Good result and great atmosphere

of course US fans are the weird cynical type who will celebrate the first positive result against Brazil in over 25 years by saying "Brazil didn't really care". i mean we can go back to the 90s when losing 3-0 is seen as a positive result.

don't care who boos Boohalter though, he got jeered as he was announced yesterday and it was funny.

Most US fans are completely insufferable. Berhalter is not good but I don't think it's a tactical deficiency so much. I don't think he and the players have established the team/grind/never say die mentality that previous squads had. The kind of thing that kept them in games even when like Donovan or Reyna or whoever else were the few difference makers. Now there are more creative player and much better squad players but it's like they're made of foam and completely dissociate if (when) opponents break them down.

Mike Magee is an MLS legend for multiple reasons, but

Sorry @landondonovan 😂 pic.twitter.com/VGj2AFwWhs

— Mike Magee (@magee18) June 18, 2024