worst thing you can do on the pitch

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dont fuck about now there is actually only one right answer or you're a cunt

Poll Results

OptionVotes
recklessly or deliberately injuring an opponent 5
waving an imaginary yellow card 2
spitting at an opponent 1
accentuating/inventing contact and going down 0


post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2015 00:46 (ten years ago)

voted recklessly or deliberately injuring an opponent and fuck all media commentary on this shit

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2015 00:47 (ten years ago)

waving an imaginary yellow card is essential and something I often do when one of my players is fouled on Football Manager. I think media commentary on this is more likely to be in order of outrage spitting-diving-injuring-waving card.

Obviously it's reckless tackles whether they injure someone or not tbh, I mean Bardsley on Hazard for instance is just luck that Hazard isn't still injured now.

pandemic, Thursday, 5 March 2015 06:58 (ten years ago)

we all know it's recklesly or deliberately injuring an opponent

you missed out biting, how soon we forget

daed bod (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 March 2015 07:09 (ten years ago)

phil neville "spitting is the worse thing you can do on the pitch" is so moronic, but then again considering he's probably recklessly injured players in his time he no doubt believes it.

out of line with the rest of his media chums martin samuel has always been consistently on the correct side of this for all his other sins

pandemic, Thursday, 5 March 2015 07:14 (ten years ago)

I left biting and doing a racism out because we did not need to turn this into a Suarez/terry poll tbh

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2015 07:27 (ten years ago)

you'd kinda count em under racism and I'm not ready to have a "racist gesture/words vs physical violence" debate on ilx again yet doctors orders

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2015 10:29 (ten years ago)

lol u uncomfortable with race and gender issues

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 5 March 2015 15:16 (ten years ago)

here's a gender issue: dont be a cunt

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:30 (ten years ago)

kicking the soccerball into your own net idk

mushaboom kids (rip van wanko), Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:37 (ten years ago)

I left off performance related issues cos spurs defence

but taking a bung kinda thing might be the worst fair point

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:42 (ten years ago)

little surprised that there is no option for herding hundreds of small children onto the pitch and then carpet bombing it

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:45 (ten years ago)

never been to the Ricoh so can't comment on the half time entertainment

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:48 (ten years ago)

Mercy killing

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:50 (ten years ago)

given actual war history that's incredibly tasteless even by my standards

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:51 (ten years ago)

nah Ricoh wasn't even built then

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:56 (ten years ago)

tbf I thought it was alright by your standards

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2015 17:01 (ten years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 8 March 2015 00:01 (ten years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 9 March 2015 00:01 (ten years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://www.gq.com/story/cleveland-teen-becomes-rec-league-legend

bowery carmine (alomar lines), Saturday, 13 February 2016 17:27 (nine years ago)

I saw this on a gbx fb post and I approved

goried in clover (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 February 2016 17:47 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

forgot to mention swapping shirts at half-time.

pandemic, Thursday, 10 March 2016 13:12 (nine years ago)

which idg why anyone would care...but

pandemic, Thursday, 10 March 2016 13:12 (nine years ago)

Yeah that's a bad oversight

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 March 2016 16:44 (nine years ago)

I don't even think it was a 'thing' a year ago.

A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 March 2016 16:47 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

being moussa sissoko

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Monday, 30 October 2017 23:46 (seven years ago)

lol u uncomfortable with race and gender issues

― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 5 March 2015 15:16 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

here's a gender issue: dont be a cunt

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:30 (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Always kinda liked this tbh

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Monday, 30 October 2017 23:47 (seven years ago)

two years pass...

"making the VAR sign with your hands to the ref every time you trip over your own shoelaces in the box"

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 July 2020 04:50 (four years ago)


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