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Can't get interested in this tournament, know nothing about the format because I can't be bothered to look into it ... nonetheless, Gibraltar win their first ever competitive match! And away from home! Armenia 0 Gibraltar 1! And! Netherlands 3 Germany 0!!

― Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 October 2018 20:46 (eight years ago)

gibraltar's existence as an international football team or even a place at all is a horrible joke but at least we get to spare a chuckle for armenia

― imago, Saturday, 13 October 2018 20:52 (eight years ago)

The kids were half-decent yesterday, even though 3-0 was too flattering. It does seem with Koeman we have a manager who, for the first time in six years, at least knows what he's doing half of the time. Restructuring Holland still a mammoth task, but the talent is there.

Gott hilfe Germany tho.

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 14 October 2018 19:30 (eight years ago)

It was worth watching that game just to see that the Italians have a player named Lasagna.

― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 14 October 2018 20:44 (eight years ago)

Also one of the great continental European Kevins.

continental european footballers called kevin

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 14 October 2018 20:50 (eight years ago)

Ireland - Denmark 0-0 but without Christian Eriksen.

― Frederik B, Sunday, 14 October 2018 20:52 (eight years ago)

there are more layers to the Lasagna story than I knew

― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 14 October 2018 21:26 (eight years ago)

"Kevin" or "Kevinismus" in German has become a short-hand for short-lived fads in given names based in pop culture

― Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2018 21:35 (eight years ago)

Gutted it's not Barry, obviously.

― Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Monday, 15 October 2018 07:26 (eight years ago)

LBI - great to see frenkie and bergwijn play finally!

both looked p decent

― nxd, Monday, 15 October 2018 08:49 (eight years ago)

It feels like the most despondent time to be an Ireland supporter since the Staunton era.

― . (Michael B), Monday, 15 October 2018 09:29 (eight years ago)

xp Even as the most ardent Ajax hater I have to admit Frenkie is really special. He can only end up at City, PSG or Barca imo. And to think he's only 21 years old; the way he reads the play and prances around the pitch is something to behold. His technique is incredible.

Bergwijn* had a great match as well. Really looking forward to PSV vs Spurs because I really think we can show our best (don't count out up and coming Pablo Rosario either).

* but also Denzel Dumfries! Saw a comment on the beeb abt the match from a Scotsman saying: "Holland playing someone named Dumfries (PSV) is the biggest achievement of Scottish football in at least 25 years" which made me chuckle)

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 October 2018 19:13 (eight years ago)

England two nil up in Spain atm.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 15 October 2018 19:15 (eight years ago)

Three!

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 15 October 2018 19:23 (eight years ago)

Must be the Winks effect.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 15 October 2018 19:23 (eight years ago)

ah, there's a thread for this thing. Thiago aside, this Spain team is absolute muck

― Number None, Monday, 15 October 2018 19:26 (eight years ago)

Lol at Ramos. Shambles. The only thing that can save him now is a red card.

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 October 2018 19:28 (eight years ago)

what on earth, who are these Spanish impostors?

― calzino, Monday, 15 October 2018 19:46 (eight years ago)

It feels like the most despondent time to be an Ireland supporter since the Staunton era.

― . (Michael B), Monday, 15 October 2018 09:29 (ten hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wtf at this

― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2018 19:50 (eight years ago)

OTT perhaps but I haven't felt this despondent about the team in a long while

― . (Michael B), Monday, 15 October 2018 21:07 (eight years ago)

agreed

― Number None, Monday, 15 October 2018 21:09 (eight years ago)

there was a bleak comedy to Stan at least

― Number None, Monday, 15 October 2018 21:09 (eight years ago)

trap lads trap

― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2018 21:27 (eight years ago)

Current reign of O'Neill has a whiff of Final Days of Trap about it with added PsychoKeane in there also

― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:52 (eight years ago)

Christie should have punished that mistake other than that all that’s to report is mcclean trying to kill as many fellas as he can

― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:55 (eight years ago)

it's not actually that good of a free kick lads

― Number None, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:08 (eight years ago)

Top corner me hole

― . (Michael B), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:09 (eight years ago)

Griezmann 2 - Germany 1. Is this Löw's last match as Germany manager?

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:32 (eight years ago)

theyll be looking for a new löw after this new low, the löw affair is well and truly öwer

― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:43 (eight years ago)

Are you stuck in the Pyrenees somewhere? Your ö is shöwing!

(also as if this were whatsapp: i tried to get tix for PSV-Spurs for us but failed; Wanyama's more popular o'er here than I thought!)

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:46 (eight years ago)

Only seen a 5 min recap but Lloris was playing in beast mode tonight.

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:57 (eight years ago)

xp ah cheers but the days are filled as it is until i get höme

― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:59 (eight years ago)

Gibraltar wins again what the f is happening

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:02 (eight years ago)

Oh ffs Ireland give us a little help here :( Now we have to at least draw against Wales in Wales.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:06 (eight years ago)

look if ye cant beat us......

― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:10 (eight years ago)

"Is this Löw's last match as Germany manager?"

such a nation of enfeebled methodists, they are even too polite to sack crap managers :p

― calzino, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:11 (eight years ago)

someone has to nail a theses to the door of the FA iirc

― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:13 (eight years ago)

look if ye cant beat us......

― Dmac TT (darraghmac), 16. oktober 2018 23:10 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Only half the time, apparently :(

― Frederik B, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 21:18 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

wtf Scotland running riot here.

― ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 November 2018 21:14 (seven years ago)

Best dressed men in Albania

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 17 November 2018 22:48 (seven years ago)

better than the world cup this tourney

― nxd, Monday, 19 November 2018 10:02 (seven years ago)

some very enjoyable games, the game between belgium and switzerland last night was a cracker

i still dont know what they are playing for though - placing in the euros?

― . (Michael B), Monday, 19 November 2018 10:25 (seven years ago)

For the sheer love of football

― Danton Lok (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 November 2018 10:27 (seven years ago)

*wipes away tear*

― . (Michael B), Monday, 19 November 2018 10:42 (seven years ago)

Denmark won promotion, so next year it's six big losses. Yay.

― Frederik B, Monday, 19 November 2018 10:51 (seven years ago)

winner of each of the 4 finals gets a place i think

― nxd, Monday, 19 November 2018 10:54 (seven years ago)

I still don't understand it. Why are all the good teams playing each other, and why is there a sort of numpty section set aside for Scotland etc?

― ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Monday, 19 November 2018 10:58 (seven years ago)

That's how it is with leagues. The best English teams are in Premier League as well :)

― Frederik B, Monday, 19 November 2018 11:46 (seven years ago)

So there's actually two leagues operating here and that explains the relegation... uh.

― ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Monday, 19 November 2018 11:56 (seven years ago)

Yeah, there's four tiers. The Better Than Denmark, The Just as Good as Denmark, The Worse Than Denmark, and the A Lot Worse Than Denmark. Or at least that's how I understand it.

― Frederik B, Monday, 19 November 2018 12:08 (seven years ago)

Amazing

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:12 (five years ago)

Another fabulous game

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:12 (five years ago)

Mbappe should score that tbh

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:12 (five years ago)

Offside surely

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:26 (five years ago)

I can’t understand that decision unless there was a Spain player offscreen playing him on.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:28 (five years ago)

i thought so, as well. but it almost looked like a spanish player touched it before it got to mbappe, which would make it on, i guess?

― Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:29 (five years ago)

He’s still off when the ball was played unless he’s not interfering with play,

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:30 (five years ago)

Yup that’s what we heard here

i thought so, as well. but it almost looked like a spanish player touched it before it got to mbappe, which would make it on, i guess?

― AlXTC from Paris, Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:31 (five years ago)

Shot, save, top class stuff

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:34 (five years ago)

lol i love when they get the goalkeeper to come out as well

it's so ballsy

― Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:39 (five years ago)

Great finish to that

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:42 (five years ago)

Goal should be ruled offside, hes off and its not a new phase ffs

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 October 2021 20:49 (five years ago)

so reading and watching examples of this kind of play, it looks like this is an attacker (mbappe) gaining an advantage due to the ball deflecting off an opponent (garcia):

gaining an advantage by playing the ball or interfering with an opponent when it has:
* rebounded or been deflected off the goalpost, crossbar, match official or an opponent
* been deliberately saved by any opponent

regardless whether it deflected off garcia, it would still be offside, because garcia wasn't deliberately playing the ball. and apparently, a lot of refs call this offside often.

however, it's not offside if the opponent (garcia) deliberately plays the ball:

A player in an offside position receiving the ball from an opponent who deliberately plays the ball, including by deliberate handball, is not considered to have gained an advantage, unless it was a deliberate save by any opponent.

so, the ref must've thought garcia deliberately played the ball. his slide was intended to play the ball, but he never reached it enough to intercept and instead it was deflected, which would make it an offside, in my view.

there should be a clause added in the IFAB that a deliberate play of the ball means the opponent has possession of the ball, so it's not merely the opponent's intention to play the ball, and that way all deflections should be ruled offside

https://www.theifab.com/laws/latest/offside/#offside-offence

this is insane. i feel bad for spain

Ice cold finish from Mbappe 🥶 pic.twitter.com/KVndKblXGk

— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) October 10, 2021

― Punster McPunisher, Sunday, 10 October 2021 21:40 (five years ago)

Agree with that take

Spurs got the benefit of similar vs lfc a few years back and it shouldve been tidied up after that

Mbappe is offside and interfering with play its a simple call

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 October 2021 22:16 (five years ago)

eight months pass...

sOUThgate

― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 20:23 (four years ago)

love it!

― calzino, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 20:26 (four years ago)

To win the World Cup, according to Paddy Power:

France 11/2
England 13/2
Spain 8/1
Argentina 9/1

― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 20:30 (four years ago)

Now officially a bigger hiding than 1953!

― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 20:32 (four years ago)

Worst home defeat since the Wembley Wizards in 1928!

― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 20:35 (four years ago)

you can't be 2nd favs for the world cup and getting dicked at home by Hungary on a rainy Tuesday night.

― calzino, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 20:38 (four years ago)

omg even though idgaf about this competition, this is hilarious!

― calzino, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 20:40 (four years ago)

Channel 4 showing the England games has been a roaring success I must say.

― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 20:42 (four years ago)

Southgate was a mediocre to absolute shite flop of a club manager. But failing upwards is the English style, so fair enough. It looks like his lucky run has ended now though.

― calzino, Tuesday, 14 June 2022 20:53 (four years ago)

Stop calling me useless, Southgate tells England fans

― Armenian Idol (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 21:23 (four years ago)

Really sticking it to those racist Hungarian fans, great to see

― Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, Western Mail (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 15 June 2022 08:55 (four years ago)

four years pass...

Time to resurrect this thread to complain about the Ireland team playing in Israel.

― The Ella Langley Schools Music Project (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 September 2026 19:24 (one month ago)

oh apparently the game is in Hungary, still not good of course.

― The Ella Langley Schools Music Project (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 September 2026 19:44 (one month ago)

its not the first game israel have played recently that i know of

― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 September 2026 20:07 (one month ago)

Yeah they played Austria in September

― The Ella Langley Schools Music Project (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 September 2026 20:11 (one month ago)

theyve played, after a quick look, albania, georgia, moldova, italy and norway in the past 12 months

― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 September 2026 20:30 (one month ago)

I dont know how credible this is but I've seen it on a few sites now

https://www.msn.com/en-nz/news/other/fears-finn-azaz-will-end-international-career-over-turmoil/ar-AA2d3oqx?ocid=BingNewsSerp

― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Monday, 28 September 2026 15:16 (one month ago)

Croatia please follow the lead of Portugal and leave Modric on the bench.

― The Ella Langley Schools Music Project (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 3 October 2026 17:11 (four weeks ago)

... and stick Perisic beside him.

― Happiness is a warm gurn (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 October 2026 17:33 (four weeks ago)

Unlike with Portugal the young players all seem to be terrible too

― The Ella Langley Schools Music Project (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 3 October 2026 17:35 (four weeks ago)

eight years ago this lot were in a world cup final

― The Ella Langley Schools Music Project (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 3 October 2026 17:38 (four weeks ago)

You're gonna have to narrow that down

― he composed genius songs and all the rest was a crap (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 October 2026 17:46 (four weeks ago)

The Croatia side who are currently losing 7-0 at home to England are playing incredibly badly, they were in the world cup final in 2018.

― The Ella Langley Schools Music Project (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 3 October 2026 17:50 (four weeks ago)

I got bored of watching Croatia - always with the same players - in major tournaments but looks like that shouldn't be a problem in the foreseeable future.

― Happiness is a warm gurn (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 October 2026 17:53 (four weeks ago)

Bilić out.

― Happiness is a warm gurn (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 October 2026 17:54 (four weeks ago)

gannon-doak’s crossing is so poor

― urmbchjo, Saturday, 3 October 2026 19:29 (four weeks ago)

Abysmal.

― (energetic rock music continues) (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 October 2026 19:29 (four weeks ago)

... talking of which, North Macedonia.

― (energetic rock music continues) (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 October 2026 19:35 (four weeks ago)

Slovenia, Albania and Bulgaria lost too, not a great day for the balkans

― The Ella Langley Schools Music Project (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 3 October 2026 19:53 (four weeks ago)

BGD’s final product is so bad. no wonder he never starts for bournemouth

― urmbchjo, Saturday, 3 October 2026 20:01 (four weeks ago)

This would be rivalling the England scoreline if Scotland actually had a half decent goalscorer.

― (energetic rock music continues) (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 October 2026 20:10 (four weeks ago)

scotland have been pretty good, notwithstanding the lack of quality in the final third. ferguson, welsh and gilmour have played well

― urmbchjo, Saturday, 3 October 2026 20:19 (four weeks ago)

(north macedonia have been awful, granted)

― urmbchjo, Saturday, 3 October 2026 20:20 (four weeks ago)

Welsh looks like the best centre back Scotland have had in years, despite spending 7 years failing to get in the Celtic team.

― (energetic rock music continues) (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 October 2026 20:20 (four weeks ago)

Talking of which it wouldn't be a Scotland game without one of their shitty centre halves getting sent off.

― (energetic rock music continues) (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 October 2026 20:28 (four weeks ago)

trying to understand the nations league format / purpose

https://i.postimg.cc/tJj4hsb7/image.png

― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 6 October 2026 20:51 (three weeks ago)


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