Partly because Newcastlol but mainly for tidiness's sake.
― Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 January 2020 15:04 (six years ago)
Also Newcastlol.
― Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 January 2020 15:05 (six years ago)
Debut for Benny Ashley-Seal, stoked for the madness
― Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 January 2020 17:23 (six years ago)
Don't think I'll bother with MotD
― Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 4 January 2020 19:37 (six years ago)
would dele alli raise 50m if sold this month dye think
carrying weight/looks vv sluggish on top of all the other recent (18 months tbh) complaints against him
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 January 2020 14:18 (six years ago)
Who would spend 50 million quid on him though?
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 January 2020 14:21 (six years ago)
that's what im askin!
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 January 2020 14:36 (six years ago)
booked for a ludicrous dive
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 January 2020 14:48 (six years ago)
Conceding the same goal every week.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 5 January 2020 15:11 (six years ago)
well, nobody has seen anything that needs to change, so....
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 January 2020 15:12 (six years ago)
lo celso picking out better passes already than the rest of em combined in the previous hour
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 January 2020 15:23 (six years ago)
just to note that aurier has been ok for the past few games and today
but he should be forced to hand in his footballer card for that effort just there, you will never see worse
― Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Sunday, 5 January 2020 15:50 (six years ago)
curious to see minamino
― chet san telmo (alomar lines), Sunday, 5 January 2020 16:01 (six years ago)
Klopp showing his customary regard for the world's greatest cup competition.
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 January 2020 16:13 (six years ago)
Everton having to make sure they don't end up as the punchline the old joke about there being two good teams in Liverpool.
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 January 2020 16:33 (six years ago)
Amazed this is still 0-0.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 5 January 2020 16:43 (six years ago)
Sweet goal
― NickB, Sunday, 5 January 2020 17:30 (six years ago)
No disgrace in Everton losing to the second best team in Liverpool.
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 January 2020 17:52 (six years ago)
tranmere did pretty well yesterday. everton might have to settle for fourth-best
― imago, Sunday, 5 January 2020 18:03 (six years ago)
in greater merseyside at least
Curtis Jones & Neco Williams look well decent
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Sunday, 5 January 2020 18:36 (six years ago)
finally got my FireStick hooked up so I could watch on my damn TV.
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:41 (six years ago)
Ruddy busy already
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:49 (six years ago)
Wolves strike first! also Maquire is down
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:55 (six years ago)
nope. VARed...AGAIN.
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:56 (six years ago)
handball. was incidental but probably right call.
still...can we ever celebrate
would've been a pretty slapstick goal tbh
― jazz fusion is sex (NickB), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:58 (six years ago)
oh completely Three Stooges but it was kinda funny
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 19:59 (six years ago)
it's possible AWB is the best slide tackler in history
― Number None, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 20:08 (six years ago)
not a lot of quality on show here
― Number None, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 20:26 (six years ago)
lotta pinball going on
― papa stank (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 21:19 (six years ago)
Lol Derby are shit, so shit that the Champo's best right back can get a game
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 January 2020 21:22 (six years ago)
lol against the run of play
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 January 2020 15:10 (six years ago)
we've found our level
― Number None, Sunday, 26 January 2020 15:18 (six years ago)
Pitch obviously not bad enough
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 January 2020 15:20 (six years ago)
https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/511eea22e4b06642027a9a99/1415346009433-G3Z19ZH351NI8FUMLLXV/image-asset.jpeg?content-type=image%2Fjpeg
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 January 2020 18:34 (six years ago)
pace the official Shrewsbury thread but this is a fun Wolves flashback
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 January 2020 18:42 (six years ago)
Lol i'd've give that
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 January 2020 18:44 (six years ago)
ah fuck
― nxd, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:42 (six years ago)
:(
Blinding free kick from this Oxford lad tho
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:48 (six years ago)
Holy crap
― ymo sumac (NickB), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:57 (six years ago)
Lolololol
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:57 (six years ago)
ahahaha
― nxd, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:58 (six years ago)
two full strength newcastle teams
Cut to shot of Steve Bruce looking like Droopy
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:58 (six years ago)
Serves them right I think they've had one shot in the second half
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:59 (six years ago)
What a beauty!
― cajunsunday, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:59 (six years ago)
well what do u expect after the joelinton injury xps
― nxd, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 21:59 (six years ago)
Fucking hell Shrewsbury had one disallowed by VAR, what a shocker
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 22:02 (six years ago)
cov!
― nxd, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 22:16 (six years ago)
I knew Noel Gallagher had designed a kit for City this year, but I hadn’t realised that the lettering on the back of their shirts is “a bespoke typeface based on samples of his handwriting.” pic.twitter.com/KeoYdLIMYe— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) May 17, 2025
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 17 May 2025 17:42 (ten months ago)
That ten minutes was from absolutely nothing. Hard not to be tinfoil hat when you see stuff like that.
Fuck City.
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 17 May 2025 17:47 (ten months ago)
Well done to Palace, hats off
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 17 May 2025 17:50 (ten months ago)
We were all saying how classy Pep was, ffs what a dick
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 May 2025 17:52 (ten months ago)
What did he do? Left as soon as it ended.
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 17 May 2025 18:10 (ten months ago)
Spent about 5 minutes haranguing Henderson personally for having the temerity to not get sent off
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 May 2025 18:18 (ten months ago)
Such an odd man
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 17 May 2025 18:38 (ten months ago)
spiritually bald
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 17 May 2025 18:43 (ten months ago)
more like dispeptic guardiola
― kendrick lamaze "to push a baby out" (m bison), Saturday, 17 May 2025 18:50 (ten months ago)
I remember a point in his career where some said he might be bit different to most shitty horrible British managers because he said he liked a Bill Fay album in a Q+A!
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 17 May 2025 19:10 (ten months ago)
I feel like there was a time when he wasn't this much of a broken cunt but in the words of Ken Wolstenholme
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 May 2025 20:01 (ten months ago)
His desert island discs is absolutely hilarious. Like the great football professor picking "New York, New York, which will always remind me of my time living in that wonderful city, the city of New York"
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 17 May 2025 20:07 (ten months ago)
Need to remind me what state the wonderful city of New York is in
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 May 2025 20:11 (ten months ago)
Wonderwall is also in there I believe.
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 17 May 2025 20:19 (ten months ago)
I'm in Corfu and thought I'd be able to wander out and find a bar that was showing this and I'm kind of delighted to say that I could find any and that - because it's slightly out of season and the place isn't full of English tourists - the Greeks actually couldn't give a fuck about the FA Cup and English football.
Well done Palace though and gerrit right up ye, Pep ya cunt!
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 May 2025 22:30 (ten months ago)
lol
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 17 May 2025 22:32 (ten months ago)
It's always nice when a slightly annoying but ultimately likeable underdog defeats a colossal global evil
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 17 May 2025 23:14 (ten months ago)
We had better fuckin win next Sunday
― imago, Saturday, 17 May 2025 23:22 (ten months ago)
i watched that Nathan Jones video, you are the colossal global evil
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 May 2025 03:12 (ten months ago)
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), 17 May 2025 23:14 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
pulling for spurs on weds so
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 May 2025 05:41 (ten months ago)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/crl20y62dzdt
wow
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 1 November 2025 19:08 (five months ago)
Shrewsbury away kit is easily the ugliest I have seen this season.
― sent a message through the Internet but it rejected (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 2 November 2025 18:49 (five months ago)
Today's kit was their home one.
― Overtoun House windows (aldo), Sunday, 2 November 2025 21:21 (five months ago)
Oh dear, really?
― sent a message through the Internet but it rejected (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 2 November 2025 21:42 (five months ago)
The blue and orange one? Yeah.
― Overtoun House windows (aldo), Sunday, 2 November 2025 21:44 (five months ago)
I am admittedly severely colour blind but it looks horrible to me.
― sent a message through the Internet but it rejected (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 2 November 2025 21:47 (five months ago)
the Man City away kit from the other week was one of the worst I've seen in a while - grey with a rain on windscreen print, fluoro green trim https://shop.mancity.com/gb/en/manchester-city-third-jersey-2025-26/701237142-blue.html
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 2 November 2025 22:08 (five months ago)
great weekend for fallen giant teams stuffed full of absolute wastemen suddenly starting to play a bit when they're two down
― Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 11 January 2026 18:16 (two months ago)
and uh catastrophically losing their heads in the process
― Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 11 January 2026 18:26 (two months ago)
we did our usual of playing quite well then conceding with the opposition's first shot and then imploding from there
second half was a disgrace
― Number None, Sunday, 11 January 2026 18:29 (two months ago)
"If City score I don't know whether to celebrate or not because it could be chalked off two minutes later. I'm looking forward to today because it's a lot better without VAR."
quite right. VAR should not be the reason City fans feel unable to celebrate goals
― Sgt. Biscuits, Saturday, 14 February 2026 13:26 (one month ago)
Villa's goal obviously a mile offside but no VAR
― Sgt. Biscuits, Saturday, 14 February 2026 18:01 (one month ago)
IMO a scrap VAR. Give the goal scorer 30 seconds after each goal to explain why the goal should count.
If explanation is plausible, entertaining, or funny, goal stands.
If Ronaldo scores, show him straight red
― Abby Gore (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 February 2026 18:07 (one month ago)
Winner for Mansfield Town v. Burnley scored by... Lou Reed!
― The Olde, Old, Very Olde Man. (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 February 2026 18:45 (one month ago)
No-VAR working out perfectly for Villa.
― The Olde, Old, Very Olde Man. (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 February 2026 19:07 (one month ago)
... except they might have missed the penalty.
― The Olde, Old, Very Olde Man. (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 February 2026 19:08 (one month ago)
This is an incredible display of how bad reffing is these days when they don’t have a safety net. Three massive calls wrong.
― ShariVari, Saturday, 14 February 2026 19:09 (one month ago)
it's like a pro-VAR infomercial
― Sgt. Biscuits, Saturday, 14 February 2026 19:10 (one month ago)
Do we really want Villa to have been down to 9 men by half time with VAR. Well yes actually
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Saturday, 14 February 2026 19:53 (one month ago)
could there be a more "dude sweating over which button to press" fixture than Leeds vs Brum?
― podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 February 2026 12:13 (one month ago)
what if I told you there was a hidden panel under which lies a secret third button labeled INJURIES AND SUSPENSIONS ALL ROUND
― Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 15 February 2026 14:27 (one month ago)
I'm not that conflicted tbrr. Fuck the Bluenoses forever
― podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 February 2026 14:38 (one month ago)
Leeds have been playing some decent stuff and Farke doesn't seem like a total cunt so I can't actually summon that much ire for them on-pitch lately
we've got them on Saturday 3pm so let's see how that goes
― Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 15 February 2026 14:41 (one month ago)
Yeah i have a perverse soft spot for Leeds nowadays
― podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 February 2026 15:19 (one month ago)
Tremendously brave performance from Wolves here holding on to snatch the upset at Grimsby. Our FA Cup adventure continues
― podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 February 2026 15:23 (one month ago)
Lol I typed that in sarcasm but the 5 Live team are actually running with that narrative
― podcast Diderot (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 February 2026 15:26 (one month ago)
RIP Liverpool
― Number None, Saturday, 4 April 2026 13:03 (six days ago)
ffs
― Mallard Reaction (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 4 April 2026 13:05 (six days ago)
RIP Salah
― Number None, Saturday, 4 April 2026 13:10 (six days ago)
Slow Salah morelike ehhhh
― lilcraigyboi (Craigo Boingo), Saturday, 4 April 2026 15:24 (six days ago)