Someone had to
― Number None, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:58 (four years ago)
United have seemed comfortable.
The second half of Zenit vs Bruges was absolutely wild.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:00 (four years ago)
this is the PSG we know and love, but Utd have been really solid
Telles has an unbelievable cross on him. Hopefully our lads will learn how to attack them eventually
― Number None, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:05 (four years ago)
Lovely header from Martial.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:15 (four years ago)
Ah fuck off
― Number None, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:15 (four years ago)
Bizarre
― crisp, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:16 (four years ago)
I actually cannot fault that performance
― Number None, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:55 (four years ago)
Not even the kit?
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 05:53 (four years ago)
The kit's grown on me
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 07:13 (four years ago)
Bless Eder and his ability to score once in thirty matches, but only in big games.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:15 (four years ago)
Real are two nil down
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:29 (four years ago)
Lol, three.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:37 (four years ago)
Against the Shakhtar b-team as well!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:38 (four years ago)
Great goal from Modric. If Shakhtar sit back, there’s no way they’re holding this lead.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:06 (four years ago)
Vinicius scores three seconds after coming on.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:11 (four years ago)
this is the sort of predictable fascist parade that they specialise in
― imago, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:13 (four years ago)
it'll finish 6-3
VAR comes good at last.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:45 (four years ago)
Good draw for Lokomitiv.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 18:46 (four years ago)
oh excellent, my jinxes never work usually
― imago, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 19:06 (four years ago)
Szoboszlai is so good. Traore at Ajax looks excellent too - only one goal so far today, he scored five at the weekend.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 20:45 (four years ago)
The five at the weekend was amateur hour tbfMadrid 2-0 down, you love to see it.. again!
― Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 21:41 (four years ago)
Madrid level!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 21:50 (four years ago)
I was thinking the fake crowd noise at the Chelsea game was unusually good
then I realised there are actual fans in the stands
― Number None, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:03 (four years ago)
Morata has had three goals disallowed through VAR.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:17 (four years ago)
Rashford for PM
― Number None, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:36 (four years ago)
Hat trick!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 21:51 (four years ago)
Joao Felix looks excellent this season. Consistently the biggest threat Atleti have.
Looking forward to seeing how Gomez and Williams handle Zapata, Muriel and the other Gomez later.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:21 (four years ago)
Jota with two brilliant finishes.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:36 (four years ago)
Five nil, Jota hat trick. This is hugely impressive counter attacking.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:10 (four years ago)
The bittersweetness of enjoying Jota's rise won't stop, but I am pleased for the cunt
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:21 (four years ago)
Surely a bit more sweet than bitter in that it's clearly a transfer that everybody benefits from
― or something, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:39 (four years ago)
Every time he scores I assume it ups the fee and he clearly wasn't in Nuno's plans so yeah it is more sweet than bitter but he's killing it, which is great, but obvi sigh
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:45 (four years ago)
I mean basically he's a good lad so god speed
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:46 (four years ago)
He looks like he's been playing for us for years
― or something, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:47 (four years ago)
“Jamie, you couldn’t even name top five women’s players so don’t tell me you watched me play.”@AlexScott did not hold back on @Carra23 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/VJgvi7xyiY— Champions League on CBS Sports (@UCLonCBSSports) November 4, 2020
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:22 (four years ago)
United turned over by Erdogan’s boys.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:48 (four years ago)
Atrocious performance again
A loss to Everton and I think/hope Ole is gone
― Number None, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 19:52 (four years ago)
Madrid currently losing to Donetsk again. As it stands, they’re third, level on points with Shakhtar. Depending on how the other game tonight goes, Shakhtar could potentially be playing an already eliminated Inter last.
RBS vs Lokomotiv has been great fun.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:24 (four years ago)
Lokomotiv penalty, brawl, Salzburg goal in two minutes.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:36 (four years ago)
lol, 2-0 Shakhtar.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 19:38 (four years ago)
i don’t understand how they took the tying goal off the board in the inter match... like i literally don’t get it
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:00 (four years ago)
Embolo was fractionally offside, which usually wouldn’t matter as he didn’t touch the ball, but he was blocking the vision of the goalkeeper so was considered ’active’.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:03 (four years ago)
ah ok. seems like a crazy subjective rule. somehow the VAR toothpaste needs to be put back in the tube
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:06 (four years ago)
sadly it's here to ruin football forever now
― Carry On Scamping (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 22:24 (four years ago)
That Inter shirt is fucked up
― crisp, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 23:51 (four years ago)
Some game this in leipzig
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:43 (four years ago)
Jesus keeper
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:48 (four years ago)
Yep, straight down the middle.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:48 (four years ago)
tbh, you could have been talking about either keeper though.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:49 (four years ago)
I feel like it's still worse when it's Ferdinand but...is it?
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 7 May 2025 19:21 (one month ago)
Ballondoor
― LocalGarda, Wednesday, 7 May 2025 19:21 (one month ago)
(xp) Either is terrible, at least Keown doesn't say very much.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 May 2025 19:25 (one month ago)
Terrible header by Partey
― LocalGarda, Wednesday, 7 May 2025 19:29 (one month ago)
wonder how much that VAR cost PSG
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 May 2025 20:26 (one month ago)
Ridiculous
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 7 May 2025 20:26 (one month ago)
lol money down the drain
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 May 2025 20:28 (one month ago)
Did it hit his hand? Yes.Was his hand extended away from his body? Yes.
Weird that Hakimi didn’t seem to notice it, tho. Terrible penalty, after all that.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 7 May 2025 20:29 (one month ago)
https://i.postimg.cc/3NZRpCKy/IMG-0511.jpg
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 7 May 2025 20:31 (one month ago)
He didn't even seem like he was looking at the ball tbf to him. He had a poor game generally, as an aside.
Some brilliant players in this PSG side. Arsenal a bit blunt really, Arteta reminds me of Rafa Benitez
― LocalGarda, Wednesday, 7 May 2025 20:35 (one month ago)
i mean it was technically a penalty, but it did feel like a strange decision. no-one seemed to notice or care. not that matters, arsenal have looked limp over both legs and deserve to go out. arteta out and he can take his silly lightbulb and artful dodgers with him.
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 7 May 2025 20:37 (one month ago)
We deserve this.
Just look at them. What a deluded set of fans pic.twitter.com/kIwMrHWnmI— Fred Mba (@amunahouse) May 7, 2025
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 8 May 2025 12:26 (one month ago)
lol
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 May 2025 12:30 (one month ago)
He misread the signs. Every time a pope dies, the 100% Best team in the Champions League has been English, not necessarily the eventual winner
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 8 May 2025 13:44 (one month ago)
bahaha
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 9 May 2025 08:15 (one month ago)
His quotes in the last few days are unhinged. Such a dislikeable chap.
― LocalGarda, Friday, 9 May 2025 08:58 (one month ago)
[Lennon voice] yer not even the best team PSG knocked out
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 May 2025 10:15 (one month ago)
Seems like we're stuck with this ridiculous one commentator and two summarizers set up.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Saturday, 31 May 2025 19:06 (three weeks ago)
Mare start for Inter
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 31 May 2025 19:17 (three weeks ago)
Inter defender there maybe get your body behind it instead of curtseying to avoid a handball
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 31 May 2025 19:25 (three weeks ago)
Di Marco is struggling. Terrible defending from him for PSG's first too
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:00 (three weeks ago)
Awful
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:18 (three weeks ago)
An Inter goal would make it fun
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:19 (three weeks ago)
All over.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:24 (three weeks ago)
Hate to say it but they're an absolutely brilliant team
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:25 (three weeks ago)
dembele's backheel pass = chef's kiss
― also like Tayler swift as she can relate to my cat (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:26 (three weeks ago)
Inter getting murdered here.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:32 (three weeks ago)
Yeah that goal with the backheel outrageous. Mad how PSG took so long to realise France is prob the best youth factory in the world so maybe just sign fellas from your own country.
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:38 (three weeks ago)
watching this in my local Italian cafe. would describe the mood now as sombre.
― also like Tayler swift as she can relate to my cat (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:39 (three weeks ago)
I am in Málaga. Disgusted by how many locals are up for PSG
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:41 (three weeks ago)
A fifth goal would make it the biggest win in the history of the European Cup I think
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:45 (three weeks ago)
yup, and there it is!
― also like Tayler swift as she can relate to my cat (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:46 (three weeks ago)
Kinda sad for Inter after an amazing run to get here
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:47 (three weeks ago)
Three 4-0's and a 7-3.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:48 (three weeks ago)
the old Italian guys have left the cafe
― also like Tayler swift as she can relate to my cat (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:49 (three weeks ago)
They've left the pitch by the looks of it.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:50 (three weeks ago)
Inzaghi will be getting sacked in the morning.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:51 (three weeks ago)
How bad does this make Hansi Flick look?
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:52 (three weeks ago)
more like ps jeez
― petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:52 (three weeks ago)
more like interred milan
― petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:54 (three weeks ago)
more like in turd milan
― petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Saturday, 31 May 2025 20:56 (three weeks ago)
This is for you and your boudin noir, Les Deux Stations bistro (10m walk from Parc des Princes)
― imago, Saturday, 31 May 2025 21:05 (three weeks ago)
One thing that's apparent with this new CL league format is that as long as you can scrape by with a few results early on, you're good. Liverpool topping the league table made no real difference at all
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 31 May 2025 21:22 (three weeks ago)
Yeah that was a joke. But after tonight they'll certainly be getting their gerrymandering in place for next year.
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 31 May 2025 21:29 (three weeks ago)
Mad how PSG took so long to realise France is prob the best youth factory in the world so maybe just sign fellas from your own country.
yeah I mean...kinda
It's more that they've concentrated on signing on really good players for lots of money rather than superstar players for loadsamoney
Their midfield is completely Iberian, Kvaratskhelia Armenian, Hakimi Moroccan, Keeper Italian, etc.
They're still a very cosmopolitan team, they've just changed their attitude towards team building. And they've obviously got an excellent manager who's led that change
― Number None, Saturday, 31 May 2025 22:29 (three weeks ago)
and they're still cunts obv, but it's hard to dislike how they play the game
― Number None, Saturday, 31 May 2025 22:30 (three weeks ago)
True, I guess I mean more the front three, plus Kvaradona.
Separate point but Hakimi is absolutely amazing.
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 31 May 2025 22:41 (three weeks ago)
handsome bastard too
― Number None, Saturday, 31 May 2025 22:54 (three weeks ago)
should also apologise to the people of Georgia for mixing up Kvaratskhelia and Mkhitaryan's nationalities
― Number None, Saturday, 31 May 2025 22:58 (three weeks ago)
i did a skeet about lukaku mid-game and then realised wtf no, so less shame for you.
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 31 May 2025 23:05 (three weeks ago)