the best wee league in the world SPFL 21/22

joe hart will be on dis ting

continued on from can't think of a good title: SPFL 2020/2021

When I look at Celtic - which I try to avoid tbh - I just see Le Guen-era Rangers.

shhh

don't think we have any chance in the league this season. dont mind ange as far as i can tell - like him bamming up the press - but i feel he's on a hiding to nothing as there was too much of a rebuild needed.

feels funny to be happy that joe hart has signed for us. always thought he was a hugely overrated big haddy and a bit of a dick - love him now of course - but he's such a huge improvement over what we had.

james mccarthy signing almost pissed me off, should've signed him over a decade ago, when he was playing for hamilton, cunts a tim from castlemilk ffs.

i seem to remember we didn't take on mccarthy as a youth because he was too wee. which also boils the blood. neanderthal scottish football men

sound of the summer

Wit have I just listened to pic.twitter.com/lLa3etyrDL

— JayMcf (@jaymcfall67) July 25, 2021

hahahaha

Pretty good results for Scottish teams so far - Hibs could do with a goal though.

... but not for the other team.

Some result for the saints

I’m delighted. A tiny tinge of disappointment we conceded. Looking forward to next week.

fuck! that was rough. celtic all at sea really until edouard came on. massive result against a quality outfit

mad transfer window for celtic. big rebuild.

got rid of a couple of my bete noirs in hendry and christie.

french eddy the eagle (sorry)

kinda feel there's no way giakoumakis is any good

not often Celtic and rangers drop points on the same day. although Celtic not winning away is getting to be quite a predictable occurrence.

the dom debacle round parkhead way points to more banter years to come.

there's absolutely no chance that giakoumakis isn't 100% dung

Progressed from embarrassing themselves in the Champions League to embarrassing themselves in the Europa League.

Worst thing is that this isn't remotely surprising

kyogo 🙏

back to CP tonight - looking forward to maybe seeing giakoumakis, hatate, and maeda in the starting line up

hatate is a pler

should have brought ramsey on

https://cdn-s3.allmusic.com/release-covers/400/0001/276/0001276820.jpg

Always wary of false dawns of new messiahs, but Hatate looks the absolute business.

that felt magic yesterday. didn't even manage to watch it (was working) but just checking the score and then watching the highlights were a joy.

still buzzing really. even found myself enjoying an oasis song earlier

lots more games to go though

aye, can either be "that was the night we won the league" or "mind that good game we beat the huns in that shite season"

So, as per fucking usual, Celtic are going to have to beat Rangers on their own as none of these other numpties are up to the task.

hearts looked pretty good in both second halves against celtic (at parkhead and tynecastle) - can rarely rely on them to do a job against the rangers II though

celtic just need to take it one game at a time - still think they'll drop more points. thankfully getting a bit more depth back for the bench - some finds this year in CCV, jota, o'riley, hatate, kyogo, jura and the new firmware updates we signed for rogic and bitton

there's absolutely no chance that giakoumakis isn't 100% dung
― Qamon (||||||||), Thursday, September 30, 2021 8:40 PM (four months ago) bookmarkflaglink

he's been playing well recently (dundee utd game notwithstanding)

Giakoumskis is good only because his is one of the names it's just fun to hear in a Scottish accent on Sportscene.

See also Baningime (pronounced to rhyme with thingummy) and JakAlnwick (all one word).

some amazing accidental partridge this week in the cinch

Get this celebration in the next FIFA pic.twitter.com/PrMBCojHSW

— Nat Quail (@DrNatQuail) February 10, 2022

am no greetin', ur greetin'

💚pic.twitter.com/vl5Wvhx5lZ

— The Celtic Way (@celticway1888) May 14, 2022

Well, that was a season that happened. We were economical with goals this season, just as well we saved them all for tonight just to be on the safe side.

Nothing short of another 9-0 will satisfy me.

we want 9

I'll settle for Morelos being sent off in disgrace... again.

Watching this Rangers team I have no idea how they've managed all these good results in Europe, they are total dogshit.

it is a mystery

That touch and finish from Jota were excellent.

Huns go absolutely mental as Dundee United sing 🎤🎶Lizzy's in a box 🎶🎤 as the minute silence was meant to be happening 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/AHINFDpoTC

— Michael Fagan's Fenian Army🍀✊️🇮🇪 (@TrebleKings67) September 17, 2022

nice!

Awesome. I'm not that surprised though, Dundee has always been fairly free of Orange bastards, unusually for Scotland. They're more into Tangerine than Orange... apart from the marmalade, of course.

Can someone please put me out of my misery and tell me what tune "Lizzy's In A Box" is sung to, because it isn't "Living In A Box" but it's something really famous which I must have heard thousands of times and it's driving me crazy.

KC & the Sunshine Band - Give It Up, innit?

Easter Road today.

Go on the originals😎 pic.twitter.com/UqZnp3Xmji

— Duffy (@AidanDuffy07) September 17, 2022

xp thank you! I was singing the na-na-na-na-na-na bit, but the new lyrics had completely wiped the original from my brain

Van Bronckhorst out.

Tom D.: Plz share your thoughts on Cameron Carter-Vickers. Imo he did not get enough playing time for the USA in Qatar and I just learned he's Celtic's captain, which surprised me.

He seems a pretty solid player to me.

nygren is such a baffling footballer - often goes missing, rarely seems to do anything creative or impactful in the midfield… but then has elite positional sense for scavenging goals

full “free broomloan” this weekend

I'm vacillating between not giving a fuck about the Cup and thinking it might be our only chance to win anything this year.

not inspiring a ton of confidence so far but hey, this team is decidedly weird this year

celtic are dung

maeda is back

whatttttttt

fuckin scales, brother

Pretty sure there was a Rangers player there with his arm beyond Scales' heel. Tountetki and Yang are mince but we haven't got anyone to replace them.

This new improved Auston Trusty is some bizarro world shit that surely can't last. Rest of them mostly muck. And why in a pub that's 90% Celtic fans am I stuck between the two tables of Rangers fans?

rangers just look like they want it more

VAR camera angle is a nonsense

There's a giant revolving Famous Grouse advert on a screen bedside the telly in this pub and I'm finding watching the grouse more fun than this game. Also enjoying the Rangers fan at the next table near slapping holes right through the table every time his team look vaguely like doing something or are stopped from doing something. His hands must be red raw.

Can't really see where a Celtic goal is coming from.

something fluky if at all

heroic desperate defending, though

Pinning my hopes on Rangers running out of steam. If it goes to penalites we've lost.

I was so confident this was going to extra time that I bought another pint in the 89th minute. This has got penalties written all over it.

match so far:
rangers build up
ping pongs around in the box
celtic clears
rangers come back
celtic overtakes
immediately loses possession in midfield
rinse and repeat

hand of god deliver me

That's Nygren off, we're definitely scoring now!

Mvuka, Bernardo, Cvancara, what a shower of losers.

I do not want to watch this. Though at least I don't have to watch Calmac take a shite penalty this time.

Table-slapper has left the pub. Shame, would have enjoyed his reaction to Tavernier's penalty

Never in doubt lol

Never doubted Big Tam for a second.

lol

live by the pen, die b y the pen tavs lol

daylight robbery

Rangers inability to finish off games they should win is *chef's kiss*

Man, they're bad at taking a loss, aren't they?

Absolutely nailed on we're getting Dunfermline in the next round.

rangers support handling this with class and dignity once again

(xp) As long as it's not St Mirren.

We'll get St Mirren in the final. Or we'll lose to Dunfermline and get Lennon back as manager again again.

Ugly scenes? I only see hilarious scenes.

There's definitely some ugly there in the scenes.

mon the jags!

Aye, cannae be doing with St Mirren twice this season, not least because Two Towns Down will release another manky beer with a shit name if they win again (was forced into a Here's To You Stephen Robinson by someone I laughably call a mate last time)

A riot you say?

🤬🇧🇷 SE AGARRARON A LAS PIÑAS EN EL CLÁSICO ENTRE CRUZEIRO Y MINEIRO.pic.twitter.com/A0dZ6zq4Lb

— Sudanalytics (@sudanalytics_) March 8, 2026

23 red cards! that's got to be a record surely

One more than the previous Brazilian record.

Hulk was in there somewhere - yes he's still playing ... and fighting.

There's a letter in the Herald today suggesting that an appropriate punishment for the fans on the pitch at the end of the match would be to kick both teams out of the Scottish Cup. Aye, brilliant punishment for them running the length of the pitch to attack celebrating fans there - be kicked out of the tournament you were just knocked out of. Just say "I don't want Celtic to win a trophy" and be done with it.

I'm sure if the SFA thought they could get away with banning Celtic they would.

Abysmal. How Yang was kept on for the entire 90 minutes is beyond me but then the entire team were dreadful. Donovan makes Ralston look like Araujo.

Lyndon Dykes has 50 caps for Scotland!

You never know, he might catch up with Grant Hanley one day.

Celtic continue to be shite and Nygren continues to utterly useless unless he's scoring.

valued at £26m lol

If you ever hear anyone claim statistics don't lie point them in the direction of Benjamin Nygren.