the best wee league in the world SPFL 21/22

joe hart will be on dis ting

continued on from can't think of a good title: SPFL 2020/2021

When I look at Celtic - which I try to avoid tbh - I just see Le Guen-era Rangers.

shhh

don't think we have any chance in the league this season. dont mind ange as far as i can tell - like him bamming up the press - but i feel he's on a hiding to nothing as there was too much of a rebuild needed.

feels funny to be happy that joe hart has signed for us. always thought he was a hugely overrated big haddy and a bit of a dick - love him now of course - but he's such a huge improvement over what we had.

james mccarthy signing almost pissed me off, should've signed him over a decade ago, when he was playing for hamilton, cunts a tim from castlemilk ffs.

i seem to remember we didn't take on mccarthy as a youth because he was too wee. which also boils the blood. neanderthal scottish football men

sound of the summer

Wit have I just listened to pic.twitter.com/lLa3etyrDL

— JayMcf (@jaymcfall67) July 25, 2021

hahahaha

Pretty good results for Scottish teams so far - Hibs could do with a goal though.

... but not for the other team.

Some result for the saints

I’m delighted. A tiny tinge of disappointment we conceded. Looking forward to next week.

fuck! that was rough. celtic all at sea really until edouard came on. massive result against a quality outfit

mad transfer window for celtic. big rebuild.

got rid of a couple of my bete noirs in hendry and christie.

french eddy the eagle (sorry)

kinda feel there's no way giakoumakis is any good

not often Celtic and rangers drop points on the same day. although Celtic not winning away is getting to be quite a predictable occurrence.

the dom debacle round parkhead way points to more banter years to come.

there's absolutely no chance that giakoumakis isn't 100% dung

Progressed from embarrassing themselves in the Champions League to embarrassing themselves in the Europa League.

Worst thing is that this isn't remotely surprising

kyogo 🙏

back to CP tonight - looking forward to maybe seeing giakoumakis, hatate, and maeda in the starting line up

hatate is a pler

should have brought ramsey on

https://cdn-s3.allmusic.com/release-covers/400/0001/276/0001276820.jpg

Always wary of false dawns of new messiahs, but Hatate looks the absolute business.

that felt magic yesterday. didn't even manage to watch it (was working) but just checking the score and then watching the highlights were a joy.

still buzzing really. even found myself enjoying an oasis song earlier

lots more games to go though

aye, can either be "that was the night we won the league" or "mind that good game we beat the huns in that shite season"

So, as per fucking usual, Celtic are going to have to beat Rangers on their own as none of these other numpties are up to the task.

hearts looked pretty good in both second halves against celtic (at parkhead and tynecastle) - can rarely rely on them to do a job against the rangers II though

celtic just need to take it one game at a time - still think they'll drop more points. thankfully getting a bit more depth back for the bench - some finds this year in CCV, jota, o'riley, hatate, kyogo, jura and the new firmware updates we signed for rogic and bitton

there's absolutely no chance that giakoumakis isn't 100% dung
― Qamon (||||||||), Thursday, September 30, 2021 8:40 PM (four months ago) bookmarkflaglink

he's been playing well recently (dundee utd game notwithstanding)

Giakoumskis is good only because his is one of the names it's just fun to hear in a Scottish accent on Sportscene.

See also Baningime (pronounced to rhyme with thingummy) and JakAlnwick (all one word).

some amazing accidental partridge this week in the cinch

Get this celebration in the next FIFA pic.twitter.com/PrMBCojHSW

— Nat Quail (@DrNatQuail) February 10, 2022

am no greetin', ur greetin'

💚pic.twitter.com/vl5Wvhx5lZ

— The Celtic Way (@celticway1888) May 14, 2022

Well, that was a season that happened. We were economical with goals this season, just as well we saved them all for tonight just to be on the safe side.

Nothing short of another 9-0 will satisfy me.

we want 9

I'll settle for Morelos being sent off in disgrace... again.

Watching this Rangers team I have no idea how they've managed all these good results in Europe, they are total dogshit.

it is a mystery

That touch and finish from Jota were excellent.

Huns go absolutely mental as Dundee United sing 🎤🎶Lizzy's in a box 🎶🎤 as the minute silence was meant to be happening 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/AHINFDpoTC

— Michael Fagan's Fenian Army🍀✊️🇮🇪 (@TrebleKings67) September 17, 2022

nice!

Awesome. I'm not that surprised though, Dundee has always been fairly free of Orange bastards, unusually for Scotland. They're more into Tangerine than Orange... apart from the marmalade, of course.

Can someone please put me out of my misery and tell me what tune "Lizzy's In A Box" is sung to, because it isn't "Living In A Box" but it's something really famous which I must have heard thousands of times and it's driving me crazy.

KC & the Sunshine Band - Give It Up, innit?

Easter Road today.

Go on the originals😎 pic.twitter.com/UqZnp3Xmji

— Duffy (@AidanDuffy07) September 17, 2022

xp thank you! I was singing the na-na-na-na-na-na bit, but the new lyrics had completely wiped the original from my brain

Van Bronckhorst out.

Tom D.: Plz share your thoughts on Cameron Carter-Vickers. Imo he did not get enough playing time for the USA in Qatar and I just learned he's Celtic's captain, which surprised me.

He seems a pretty solid player to me.

hearts have made 5 signings already

… celtic are trying to force their double-winning backroom staff to take paycuts

I mean I was half joking but now I dunno - belgian manager of the year appointed, two further signings through the door…

In former SPl players you didn't expect to see in the quarterfinals of the world cup news, good to see Kristoffer Ajer right there in the middle of it.

And in former SPL players you're astonished to see at the world cup, good to see that Jackson Irvine still exists and has absolutely leaned into looking exactly like an Aussie who used to live in Edinburgh. If he wasn't a footballer, he absolutely looks like a guy flyering at the Fringe.

now that hes at st pauli, jackson just needs a stint at vallecas to complete his left leaning clubs of europe punch card

LOL McCann.

Also LOL McInnes.

høgh's the boss

høgh is he, and what is he to you

høghdunnit

Been irritating the fuck out of my other half with "go on, ask me who scored?"

"Who scored?"

"Yes he did"

"Who?"

"I just told you Høgh scored"

etc

Good job Tony Watt's not still at Celtic.

Two minutes into this CL game and I'm already regretting bothering go to the pub. Though there's more alcohol here than in my house, so perhaps it will help.

"Celtic seem to have settled" says the commentator... after four minutes.

I can't get over the fact that Baur looks like a (two thirds) scale model of Hatate, even down to the way he runs.

That was a belter. Nygren has a beast of a left foot. I wish he wasn't like 98% invisible the rest of the time.

Yes but what a 2%!

Rocket!

Quite enjoying the auld lad next to me in the pub going "come on son" at everyone because he's clearly not been arsed to learn anyone's name and is now proclaiming that he told everyone Duran was good.

Thanks Joe Hart for making me realise how much I miss Matt O'Reilly.

I can't get over the fact that Baur looks like a (two thirds) scale model of Hatate, even down to the way he runs.

Change your screen resolution and you won't even spot the substitution

Duran, Duran

Three absolute cracking goals there

Can't believe this commentator is standing next to Joe Hart of all people and telling him how to be a Celtic hero and saying it's all about scoring goals.

the bhoys are back in town

kinda bittersweet, one of the LASK strikers (sam adenarin) was a star for my own hometown club a few years back when we won our first and only title. happy to see him on a bigger stage, might be the first time anyone from our club has faced celtic and thus crossed my fan streams.

him and tani oluwasayi (villarreal, canada mnt) both playing for champion's league (or hopeful in the case of LASK) teams this year just 3 years after bossing our little second division league is fun, gotta say

This is murder. Neil Lennon at half time was wanging on about how it wouldn't matter if it got to 4-3 and I was all "how the fuck were you ever our manager with that sort of level of expectation". This is murder.

I am malfunctioning more than Celtic.

Carter-Vickers has been absolutely criminal in this game.

fucking hell

This is absolutely brutal.

This is Artmedia levels of embarrassment. Absolutely fucking abysmal, LASK should have scored seven, they still might.

Artmedia was exactly where my mind was earlier. We've been completely inept in every single way. Even our goal was a result of their error.

McCowan is sooooooo shite.

"Kasper Hogh is immobile".
Aye, has been most of the game, no idea how they even noticed.

He'll be wishing he stayed at Bodo/Glimt.

It's now so shite that the entire chat at the changeover has been Kasper Schmeichel extolling the virtues of pickle juice as a cure for cramp rather than talk about football any more.

I'm beginning to wish he had too. He has one-game wonder written all over him.

Xpost

Aw jeez. We all saw that coming. Except Sinasalo.

McCowan, Ralston, Tounetki, can we just leave them in Austria? Who'd want them though?

McCowan was absolutely rank rotten. As, tbf, were most of the rest of them.

Without doubt one of the worst results in Celtic's European history. I'm edging towards it being the worst result.

Certainly down there alongside Artmedia Bratislava and Neuchatel Xamax

kinda bittersweet, one of the LASK strikers (sam adenarin) was a star for my own hometown club a few years back when we won our first and only title. happy to see him on a bigger stage, might be the first time anyone from our club has faced celtic and thus crossed my fan streams.

― el cheatcode del apartamento 512 (m bison), Wednesday, August 19, 2026 6:44 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

yall i think i jinxed them

They brought on a guy who used to play for St Mirren and he just ran through us.

They had 40 shots in last night's game, 60 across both legs! It's all very well Carter-Vickers trundling about Rugby Park or wherever but he looked like an OAP last night and Trusty wasn't much better and yet the central defence is about the only area we aren't looking to recruit in. Tierney was hopeless too. At one point our defence consisted of four centre backs and we appeared to have no-one playing at right back. Just a total shambles and that's down to O'Neill and Maloney.

LOL Hearts go to Austria and win ... with 10 men.

This has been not fun. Main thing I've taken from this is that Sorenson looks like Kevin McKidd in Trainspotting, and that Mheuka looks quite useful. And VAR can fuck off.

mheuka should start soon imo

Yang is looking decent, him and Duran seem to have a bit of an understanding.

As a team, we *really* need some sort of concept of what the middle of the park should look like. The MON team of the early 00s would rip these guys to bits.

Remember under MON when we had Lambert, Lennon, Petrov and Thompson there. And now, this.