the best wee league in the world SPFL 21/22

joe hart will be on dis ting

continued on from can't think of a good title: SPFL 2020/2021

When I look at Celtic - which I try to avoid tbh - I just see Le Guen-era Rangers.

shhh

don't think we have any chance in the league this season. dont mind ange as far as i can tell - like him bamming up the press - but i feel he's on a hiding to nothing as there was too much of a rebuild needed.

feels funny to be happy that joe hart has signed for us. always thought he was a hugely overrated big haddy and a bit of a dick - love him now of course - but he's such a huge improvement over what we had.

james mccarthy signing almost pissed me off, should've signed him over a decade ago, when he was playing for hamilton, cunts a tim from castlemilk ffs.

i seem to remember we didn't take on mccarthy as a youth because he was too wee. which also boils the blood. neanderthal scottish football men

sound of the summer

Wit have I just listened to pic.twitter.com/lLa3etyrDL

— JayMcf (@jaymcfall67) July 25, 2021

hahahaha

Pretty good results for Scottish teams so far - Hibs could do with a goal though.

... but not for the other team.

Some result for the saints

I’m delighted. A tiny tinge of disappointment we conceded. Looking forward to next week.

fuck! that was rough. celtic all at sea really until edouard came on. massive result against a quality outfit

mad transfer window for celtic. big rebuild.

got rid of a couple of my bete noirs in hendry and christie.

french eddy the eagle (sorry)

kinda feel there's no way giakoumakis is any good

not often Celtic and rangers drop points on the same day. although Celtic not winning away is getting to be quite a predictable occurrence.

the dom debacle round parkhead way points to more banter years to come.

there's absolutely no chance that giakoumakis isn't 100% dung

Progressed from embarrassing themselves in the Champions League to embarrassing themselves in the Europa League.

Worst thing is that this isn't remotely surprising

kyogo 🙏

back to CP tonight - looking forward to maybe seeing giakoumakis, hatate, and maeda in the starting line up

hatate is a pler

should have brought ramsey on

https://cdn-s3.allmusic.com/release-covers/400/0001/276/0001276820.jpg

Always wary of false dawns of new messiahs, but Hatate looks the absolute business.

that felt magic yesterday. didn't even manage to watch it (was working) but just checking the score and then watching the highlights were a joy.

still buzzing really. even found myself enjoying an oasis song earlier

lots more games to go though

aye, can either be "that was the night we won the league" or "mind that good game we beat the huns in that shite season"

So, as per fucking usual, Celtic are going to have to beat Rangers on their own as none of these other numpties are up to the task.

hearts looked pretty good in both second halves against celtic (at parkhead and tynecastle) - can rarely rely on them to do a job against the rangers II though

celtic just need to take it one game at a time - still think they'll drop more points. thankfully getting a bit more depth back for the bench - some finds this year in CCV, jota, o'riley, hatate, kyogo, jura and the new firmware updates we signed for rogic and bitton

there's absolutely no chance that giakoumakis isn't 100% dung
― Qamon (||||||||), Thursday, September 30, 2021 8:40 PM (four months ago) bookmarkflaglink

he's been playing well recently (dundee utd game notwithstanding)

Giakoumskis is good only because his is one of the names it's just fun to hear in a Scottish accent on Sportscene.

See also Baningime (pronounced to rhyme with thingummy) and JakAlnwick (all one word).

some amazing accidental partridge this week in the cinch

Get this celebration in the next FIFA pic.twitter.com/PrMBCojHSW

— Nat Quail (@DrNatQuail) February 10, 2022

am no greetin', ur greetin'

💚pic.twitter.com/vl5Wvhx5lZ

— The Celtic Way (@celticway1888) May 14, 2022

Well, that was a season that happened. We were economical with goals this season, just as well we saved them all for tonight just to be on the safe side.

Nothing short of another 9-0 will satisfy me.

we want 9

I'll settle for Morelos being sent off in disgrace... again.

Watching this Rangers team I have no idea how they've managed all these good results in Europe, they are total dogshit.

it is a mystery

That touch and finish from Jota were excellent.

Huns go absolutely mental as Dundee United sing 🎤🎶Lizzy's in a box 🎶🎤 as the minute silence was meant to be happening 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/AHINFDpoTC

— Michael Fagan's Fenian Army🍀✊️🇮🇪 (@TrebleKings67) September 17, 2022

nice!

Awesome. I'm not that surprised though, Dundee has always been fairly free of Orange bastards, unusually for Scotland. They're more into Tangerine than Orange... apart from the marmalade, of course.

Can someone please put me out of my misery and tell me what tune "Lizzy's In A Box" is sung to, because it isn't "Living In A Box" but it's something really famous which I must have heard thousands of times and it's driving me crazy.

KC & the Sunshine Band - Give It Up, innit?

Easter Road today.

Go on the originals😎 pic.twitter.com/UqZnp3Xmji

— Duffy (@AidanDuffy07) September 17, 2022

xp thank you! I was singing the na-na-na-na-na-na bit, but the new lyrics had completely wiped the original from my brain

Van Bronckhorst out.

Tom D.: Plz share your thoughts on Cameron Carter-Vickers. Imo he did not get enough playing time for the USA in Qatar and I just learned he's Celtic's captain, which surprised me.

He seems a pretty solid player to me.

Aberdeen, useless as ever.

plus side, celtic likely to celebrate the league title at home next match?

Couple of weeks to wait though.

Rodgers out please. And no-one ever let CalMac near a penalty ever again.

This is the greatest lineup in the history of football.

Team news is in from Ochilview for our 10:00am fixture!

Trialist between the sticks 🧤
Trialist and Trialist in the centre of the park 💪
Trialist leads the line 🎯

We’re waiting on approval to announce our signings, but there may be a few familiar faces on show today 👀 pic.twitter.com/8U6ZFV8k7C

— Dumbarton FC (@Dumbartonfc) June 21, 2025

Pity about Dundee United, they were never going to win a penalty shootout though. The Hibees deserve a kick up the bahookie for almost squandering a two goal leads against 10 men but the coefficient lives to fight another day.

that Hibs thunderbastard tho

partizan looked handy in phases so it’s a good result. absolute peach from bowie too

Winning 2-0 in Belgrade was a brilliant result!

I’m not LOL’ing, ur LOL’ing

Haha, forgot that was even on. Do we care about the coefficient?

OK maybe I’m LOL’ing a little

Romeo Vermant | 🇪🇺 Rangers 0-1 Club Bruggepic.twitter.com/GDI08TiOOX

— Goals Xtra (@GoalsXtra) August 19, 2025

Ok, that was before I switched it on, obvs, turned on at 3-0. Hahahaha.

Coefficient schmoefficient

more like paingers football clutz

Martin was sacked in time for Christmas last year, what are the odds of it happening again? Also who thought it was a good idea to give this chump the job in the first place?

Dire from Celtic so far.

dung

Feeble.

- play engels before nygren imo (this sub seemed to instantly unlock hatate, who seemed cramped before + his corners are world class)
- move the ball a lot faster & don’t just cycle it around in front of opposition
- forrest obv a legend but should be a squad player not starting
- go back in time and don’t sell kuhn & kyogo (or alternatively buy 1x striker, 2x wingers, and 1x right back now)
- send some lads (kenny, inamura, osmand) out on loan

- recruitment strategy needs looked at
- maybe a half-decent hearts may not be a bad thing for celtic
- second-leg will be tough imo tho still expect celtic to prevail (would be deeply embarrassing not to)

(weirdly celtic have actually been pretty good this year so far)

Nygren is no Kuhn but then Yang is no Jota. To be honest, I'm surprised Forrest is still at the club let alone starting a Champions' League game. After last season I thought a pipe-and-slippers retirement at Hearts or somewhere would have suited him.

That bit when CCV gave away the ball and they nearly scored by lobbing Schmeichel aged me about a hundred years. Absolutely awful game.

Also, yeah, why is James Forrest still a thing. CalMac completely off the pace as well. Midfield needs sorting.

However, was vaguely ranting at disinterested husband in the pub about how Trusty is whatever the opposite of nominative determinism is, and he instantly dubbed him Trust the Clown and I'm calling him that and wish I'd thought of it first.

Trusty the Clown, FFS.

LOL Scottish football.

yang’s pish

Fuck, I didn't realize this was kicking off so early.

probably better turning telly on at 7:45 tbf

embarrassing stuff this

look like we’re playing in timbies

This is not great. It would be much easier to mock certain other teams if we weren't also shite.

One of the worst games I've seen a long time.

Kairat are absolutely shite but then so are we.

Not sure I can cope with the tedium of another 30 minutes of this. At least last week was a jovial evening in the pub with a shite football match as a distraction, this week it's just me and a box of cheap shiraz in the house

We're going to be here all night, aren't we?

celtic should refund the 300 travelling fans’ flights & expenses after that

Rodgers will be straight on the phone to his agent asking to be kept informed on the West Ham and Nottingham Forest jobs.

That was utterly gash. Actually properly guff. Just as well our next game's against bottom six strugglers Rangers.

Big Banana Feet has just started on BBC4 if you want cheering up.

Or maybe you don't want reminded about Adam Idah.

how is anyone at Ibrox going to be able to make eye contact with anyone else at Ibrox on Sunday

the rangers are truly dung

I mean, this guy has to get sacked surely

it was only 3-0 when I posted that

this could be 10+

I wish celtic were this fast and technical, with wingers who take on their man

Didn't bother looking after 2-0, just had a mate text me. Jesus. Anything we can do, they can do shiter.

russell martin is such a fraud.

I was going to say he won't last the week but he has to be gone tomorrow surely.

Well the Hibees are doing their best to save Scottish football's blushes but I fear the worst.