the best wee league in the world SPFL 21/22

joe hart will be on dis ting

continued on from can't think of a good title: SPFL 2020/2021

When I look at Celtic - which I try to avoid tbh - I just see Le Guen-era Rangers.

shhh

don't think we have any chance in the league this season. dont mind ange as far as i can tell - like him bamming up the press - but i feel he's on a hiding to nothing as there was too much of a rebuild needed.

feels funny to be happy that joe hart has signed for us. always thought he was a hugely overrated big haddy and a bit of a dick - love him now of course - but he's such a huge improvement over what we had.

james mccarthy signing almost pissed me off, should've signed him over a decade ago, when he was playing for hamilton, cunts a tim from castlemilk ffs.

i seem to remember we didn't take on mccarthy as a youth because he was too wee. which also boils the blood. neanderthal scottish football men

sound of the summer

Wit have I just listened to pic.twitter.com/lLa3etyrDL

— JayMcf (@jaymcfall67) July 25, 2021

hahahaha

Pretty good results for Scottish teams so far - Hibs could do with a goal though.

... but not for the other team.

Some result for the saints

I’m delighted. A tiny tinge of disappointment we conceded. Looking forward to next week.

fuck! that was rough. celtic all at sea really until edouard came on. massive result against a quality outfit

mad transfer window for celtic. big rebuild.

got rid of a couple of my bete noirs in hendry and christie.

french eddy the eagle (sorry)

kinda feel there's no way giakoumakis is any good

not often Celtic and rangers drop points on the same day. although Celtic not winning away is getting to be quite a predictable occurrence.

the dom debacle round parkhead way points to more banter years to come.

there's absolutely no chance that giakoumakis isn't 100% dung

Progressed from embarrassing themselves in the Champions League to embarrassing themselves in the Europa League.

Worst thing is that this isn't remotely surprising

kyogo 🙏

back to CP tonight - looking forward to maybe seeing giakoumakis, hatate, and maeda in the starting line up

hatate is a pler

should have brought ramsey on

https://cdn-s3.allmusic.com/release-covers/400/0001/276/0001276820.jpg

Always wary of false dawns of new messiahs, but Hatate looks the absolute business.

that felt magic yesterday. didn't even manage to watch it (was working) but just checking the score and then watching the highlights were a joy.

still buzzing really. even found myself enjoying an oasis song earlier

lots more games to go though

aye, can either be "that was the night we won the league" or "mind that good game we beat the huns in that shite season"

So, as per fucking usual, Celtic are going to have to beat Rangers on their own as none of these other numpties are up to the task.

hearts looked pretty good in both second halves against celtic (at parkhead and tynecastle) - can rarely rely on them to do a job against the rangers II though

celtic just need to take it one game at a time - still think they'll drop more points. thankfully getting a bit more depth back for the bench - some finds this year in CCV, jota, o'riley, hatate, kyogo, jura and the new firmware updates we signed for rogic and bitton

there's absolutely no chance that giakoumakis isn't 100% dung
― Qamon (||||||||), Thursday, September 30, 2021 8:40 PM (four months ago) bookmarkflaglink

he's been playing well recently (dundee utd game notwithstanding)

Giakoumskis is good only because his is one of the names it's just fun to hear in a Scottish accent on Sportscene.

See also Baningime (pronounced to rhyme with thingummy) and JakAlnwick (all one word).

some amazing accidental partridge this week in the cinch

Get this celebration in the next FIFA pic.twitter.com/PrMBCojHSW

— Nat Quail (@DrNatQuail) February 10, 2022

am no greetin', ur greetin'

💚pic.twitter.com/vl5Wvhx5lZ

— The Celtic Way (@celticway1888) May 14, 2022

Well, that was a season that happened. We were economical with goals this season, just as well we saved them all for tonight just to be on the safe side.

Nothing short of another 9-0 will satisfy me.

we want 9

I'll settle for Morelos being sent off in disgrace... again.

Watching this Rangers team I have no idea how they've managed all these good results in Europe, they are total dogshit.

it is a mystery

That touch and finish from Jota were excellent.

Huns go absolutely mental as Dundee United sing 🎤🎶Lizzy's in a box 🎶🎤 as the minute silence was meant to be happening 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/AHINFDpoTC

— Michael Fagan's Fenian Army🍀✊️🇮🇪 (@TrebleKings67) September 17, 2022

nice!

Awesome. I'm not that surprised though, Dundee has always been fairly free of Orange bastards, unusually for Scotland. They're more into Tangerine than Orange... apart from the marmalade, of course.

Can someone please put me out of my misery and tell me what tune "Lizzy's In A Box" is sung to, because it isn't "Living In A Box" but it's something really famous which I must have heard thousands of times and it's driving me crazy.

KC & the Sunshine Band - Give It Up, innit?

Easter Road today.

Go on the originals😎 pic.twitter.com/UqZnp3Xmji

— Duffy (@AidanDuffy07) September 17, 2022

xp thank you! I was singing the na-na-na-na-na-na bit, but the new lyrics had completely wiped the original from my brain

Van Bronckhorst out.

Tom D.: Plz share your thoughts on Cameron Carter-Vickers. Imo he did not get enough playing time for the USA in Qatar and I just learned he's Celtic's captain, which surprised me.

He seems a pretty solid player to me.

Oh yeah but no way he'd have lost this game.

nor hearts

Nancy out.

sacking the manager after 3 games is basket case stuff but you can lose a game here or there at celtic, losing your first three on the bounce with those including a league 6-pointer and a cup final…

It's literally never happened before.

kind of incredible how bad rodgers was doing, then how good MON was, and now how bad they are under nancy.

kudos to st mirren btw - played really well and fully exploited our disorganisation

Truly appalling.

Aye, St Mirren absolutely deserved this one. We're an absolute shambles though, and if you can't motivate your team to even look like they've got a go at winning a cup final, then you have problems.

Obviously looking forward to going home to Paisley this evening.

Thought I’d check my bank to help piece together where I ended up.

Fuck 🤣😂🏆 pic.twitter.com/E6836YjozW

— Pie & Bovril 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@pieandbov) December 15, 2025

st mirren fan buying shares in church on the hill

The old joke about St Mirren fans sitting waiting until Happy Hour before celebrating still stands.

surely to fsck. it can’t be. tell me it isn’t

#NewProfilePic pic.twitter.com/aSa1WUi7cU

— Wilfried NANCY (@wilfriednancy) December 16, 2025

fml

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— Wilfried NANCY (@wilfriednancy) February 6, 2019

Magnifique :) pic.twitter.com/AJaUqKMeVh

— Wilfried NANCY (@wilfriednancy) February 6, 2014

I cannot bring myself back to the Muskiverse to read the replies, but I've seen enough on Reddit to believe it's genuinely his account. FFS.

have the celtic board lost their mind

at the bare minimum they need to sack their comms advisers

celtic fans singing martin o’neill’s name and “nancy get tae fuck.” it’s over. before it ever really began

Getting flashbacks to the John Barnes season.

― Tony Bubbles (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 December 2025 20:57 (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Barnes was better than this clown... hell, Russell Martin was better.

looking increasingly prescient

league will finish

1 hearts
2 rangers
3 celtic

calling it

― ||||||||, Sunday, 26 October 2025 14:52 bookmarkflaglink

Absolutely minging.

dire stuff

Chris Sutton is talking a *huge* amount of sense right now. He's devil's advocating against Kris Boyd - and we all know that's shooting fish in a barrel - but he's doing a decent job of advocating for Nancy just to shut Boyd uo so much so that I want Nancy to succeed just to prove Sutton right and Boyd wrong.

But going into a must-win game with one centre half (and that one being Auston Trusty)....

Also, wtf is Schmeichel even doing these days? Getting to Barkas levels of ineptitude.

patter

Focusing on a 𝐇𝐔𝐆𝐄 three points 🤩✅

🍊 2️⃣-1️⃣ 🍀 | #UTDCEL | #DUFC pic.twitter.com/Em3kJuRpYh

— Dundee United FC (@dundeeunitedfc) December 17, 2025

just brutal

every non Celtic fan in Scotland must be ROFL with a Irn Bru can

Hapless Celtic boss says he 'knows Scottish football' because he nearly signed for Carlisle
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/celtic-wilfred-nancy-carlisle-united-36422007

Nancy relying on the auld yins to keep him in a job.

It was very disheartening to hear the Radio Scotland commentary guys refer to Kieran Tierney as one of the old timers. He's a child! (Note: I also think of James Forrest as being a child)

Enjoyed the Hearts game earlier though - fair play to them, they've recovered from their blip and I think it's theirs to lose.

we are an absolute shambles at the back

feel for poor yang - lad probably only asked to defend for 15 mins in his career until nancy appointed

Don't care if we win this 10-2, Nancy is a clown.

We should not be this uncomfortable with a two-goal lead. Shiting myself every time Livingston go forward.

Decided against going to the pub for tonight's game so streaming on the laptop while I watch the darts (only got Sky Sports in the house and am not spending any extra money on this push).

Is "going one down really early" this famed Nancy style that we've been waiting on him cracking with this squad? Because he appears to have nailed it.

Dreading the Rangers' game tbh.

am now at the 'fuck it, sack the board and nancy' stage

The darts has been really good. This is ... not.

its woeful and pathetic. im surprised the players dont stage a mutiny and just play as 4 backs without his permission. what are ya gonna do, bench me for playing better?

didn’t even watch. get this clown to fsck

If he isn't sacked after Rangers hammer us on Saturday then it's St Mirren for the treble, come on ye Saints.

he’s beat 10 man aberdeen (barely) and livingston (after shipping two goals in the first 10). it’s over, it’s been over. … and this weekend doesn’t bare thinking about. rohl is no mug - they’ll batter us

no wins for motherwell against celtic in 35 games before this

you know what they say, 36th time's a charm

He'd better be gone before we play Auchinleck Talbot

Auchinleck Go Ballistic, Celtic Are Atrocious

This stage is always dodgy for poor managers - as well as the Caley Thistle debacle, mind drawing with Arbroath at Celtic Park under Lennon and also just scraping by Morton under Mogga.

I'd be lumping money on Auchinleck if I knew Nancy would still be here in January