Colin Kazim-Richards, 37, currently playing for Fatih Karagümrük S.K. in the Süper Lig, the top tier of Turkish football.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Monday, 9 October 2023 09:21 (one year ago)
That's Colin Kazim-Kazim to you!
― imago, Monday, 9 October 2023 09:40 (one year ago)
tbf I could have named the thread 'inexplicably long careers of shitty footballers who played for Celtic for about five minutes' but I thought I'd make it more inclusive.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Monday, 9 October 2023 09:44 (one year ago)
"Tom Huddlestone plays for Man Utd" is a good weird 2023 fact imo
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 9 October 2023 10:41 (one year ago)
holy shit did not know
― no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 October 2023 10:52 (one year ago)
With goalkeepers, it's not all that surprising I suppose - but I didn't expect to see Pepe Reina (age 41) save an injury-time penalty for Villareal in Europe last week. He's their first choice!
― Michael Jones, Monday, 9 October 2023 11:52 (one year ago)
Hulk. Still playing in Serie A in Brazil. 38 next month.
― Blood On Santa's Claw (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2024 13:44 (one year ago)
Morten Gamst Pedersen still registered as a player with Ranheim, a club in the Norwegian second tier. He played 19 games for them last season, scoring 3 goals. He's 42.
― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Monday, 22 July 2024 20:27 (one year ago)
... sorry, 2 goals.
Chicharito, 36, back at his hometown club of Guadalajara.
― pisspoor bung probe prog (Tom D.), Saturday, 28 September 2024 22:53 (ten months ago)
ah lovely
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 September 2024 09:22 (ten months ago)
Though in classic style, he has been injured for the last two months and missed most of last season for the same reason, so ‘still playing’ is contentious.
Salomon Rondon is still at it at Pachuca, though.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 29 September 2024 10:18 (ten months ago)
The one that surprised me recently was Yannick Bolasie, who is in Brazil, as is Joel Campbell, who is only 32 but has seemed like a former player for about ten years.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 29 September 2024 10:23 (ten months ago)
i think his build kinda always made him seem about 26 tbf
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 September 2024 14:45 (ten months ago)
Retired 2 July 2024.
― pisspoor bung probe prog (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 September 2024 14:54 (ten months ago)
Mathieu Valbuena, 40, currently playing for Athens Kallithea in the top tier of Greek football.
― if you like this you might like my brothers music. his name is Stu Morr (Tom D.), Friday, 6 December 2024 19:25 (eight months ago)
Ched Evans
― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 March 2025 14:05 (four months ago)
Lukas Podolski, still a first team regular for Górnik Zabrze in the Polish top tier at 39.
― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 April 2025 07:37 (four months ago)
Paolo Guerrero just scored in the Copa Libertadores at the age of 41.
Roque Santa Cruz (43) is still at it too.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 22 April 2025 22:18 (three months ago)
Watching coverage of Wrexham's promotion to the Championship, I had no idea Steven Fletcher was still playing at 38.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 April 2025 10:30 (three months ago)
probably still about as quick as he's ever been
― i got bao-yu babe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 April 2025 12:18 (three months ago)
Santi Cazorla has just signed a contract extension at Oviedo at the age of 40.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 13 July 2025 07:46 (one month ago)
Didn't he just get them promoted back into La Liga? One last go I guess, earnt it
― imago, Sunday, 13 July 2025 08:52 (one month ago)
was sure that this would be andy carroll, who from the surface interest i actually pay seems to have made a fairly admirable fist at a career from where his barstool injury record had brought him to at one point
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 July 2025 11:50 (one month ago)
Was about to say he's one of those mysterious forwards who doesn't score many goals but his scoring record at his last club was good.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 July 2025 11:53 (one month ago)
division 3 in france or something tho
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 July 2025 11:59 (one month ago)
'deaux
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 July 2025 12:00 (one month ago)
finally manifesting his destiny as east end mob lord
― imago, Sunday, 13 July 2025 12:11 (one month ago)
(xp) lol 4th tier after "financial difficulties"
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 July 2025 13:47 (one month ago)
but is that this season or last
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 July 2025 17:16 (one month ago)
Andy Carroll just signed for Dagenham & Redbridge
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 14 July 2025 08:42 (one month ago)
With the right team behind him he can paint twenty walls a season.
― LocalGarda, Monday, 14 July 2025 08:55 (one month ago)