apologies for European footie fans who will I'm sure find this a dumb American curiosity.
some days you wake up in the morning and you think to yourself FUCK INTER MIAMI.
in this thread, it is ok to say FUCK INTER MIAMI out loud.
when you see Luis Suarez whining to the officials...why not bellow it loud and proud, FUCK INTER MIAMI?
when you see Messi celebrating like a chump after outdribbling a bunch of people who couldn't sniff the National League...FUCK INTER MIAMI
when you see fans heading for the exits the moment Messi is subbed out...FUCK INTER MIAMI!
Alright...let's try one all together shall we.
― steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 August 2025 15:11 (four days ago)
ahem
FUCK INTER MIAMI
how did that feel?
David Beckham…FUCK INTER MIAMI
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 11 August 2025 15:37 (four days ago)
well done!
― steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 August 2025 15:43 (four days ago)
Any truth to the Vardy to Inter Miami rumour?
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Monday, 11 August 2025 21:28 (four days ago)
Not likely. MLS is unlike every other league in that it has a salary cap and you can only exceed it to sign a Designated Player, of which you get three, which Miami have already used up (supposedly - i suspect under the table paying). Vardy would have to take a humongous paycut, and they tend to prefer signing Argentinian and Spanish legends.
It'd be on brand though in that the signings always seem to be for selling merchandise/appeasing Messi and not performance. Or else they'd put in the effort to actually shore up the woeful backline or inject youth into a team that is likely to wilt under the tired legs of 38 year old fossils who can't handle the congested schedule
But who knows. F
― steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 02:41 (three days ago)
-F
On the other hand, I never thought I'd get to do a Fuck Suarez chant in person
― steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 02:42 (three days ago)
fuck inter miami and mls in general
― petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 02:48 (three days ago)
it will be good when messi retires/fucks off to another league and takes his geriatric barca friends and leaves miami back in the shitter where they belong
― petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 02:49 (three days ago)
Woulda been way more hilarious if he'd gone to NYC, where he'd have been eaten alive after one bad match, and NY Post running MESSI RED CARDED FROM LIFE when he died
― steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 02:57 (three days ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmo0GNOLGFg
Fuck Inter Miami, fuck Shaqiri too tbrr, Maren Haile Selassie is cool tho
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 03:00 (three days ago)
Just hilarious that despite 2 years, a different coach and tons of different personnel since then, they still have the same problems defensively lol
― steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 03:13 (three days ago)
Martin Ojeda > Lionel Messi
― steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 03:14 (three days ago)