the ref in the spurs villareal game is giving himself a problem having booked 18 players in five first half minutes
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 September 2025 19:47 (ten months ago)
is ch lge games on a thurs gonna be a regular thing going frwd or just this week?
― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 16 September 2025 20:30 (ten months ago)
Two incredible games today, neither of which involved Tottenham.
Eight goals in the second half of Juve-Dortmund.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 16 September 2025 20:57 (ten months ago)
Newcastle seem unable to sustain the madness with which they start these by games.
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 18 September 2025 20:18 (nine months ago)
LOL Rashford, of course.
― I Didn't Always Agree With What He Said But... (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 September 2025 20:18 (nine months ago)
Haha. Rashford, Elanga, all good players if they'd only been given a chance at a big club before now.
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 18 September 2025 20:20 (nine months ago)
I love how they're now giving more coverage to women's football, but it was still a shock to see man utd winning in europe, just for a moment before i realised "oh not that man utd"
― Proust Ian Rush (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 18 September 2025 20:23 (nine months ago)
Old Marcus is running riot.
― I Didn't Always Agree With What He Said But... (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 September 2025 20:27 (nine months ago)
Damn, he’s back.
― ShariVari, Thursday, 18 September 2025 20:27 (nine months ago)
Just needed an audience
― LocalGarda, Thursday, 18 September 2025 20:28 (nine months ago)
Lennart Karl - 17 y/o proper regen wunderkind just scored a beaut against us.
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 20:58 (seven months ago)
just such a lazy fucking team, shameless lack of effort or interest in the basics
― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 November 2025 21:39 (seven months ago)
I know a season is not defined by a November performance, and lol Arsenal I know, but this Arsenal team are a different class tonight. Bayern have looked indestructible this season and we’ve made them look like chumps.
Declan Rice is honestly looking like the best midfielder in the world right now. He is everywhere, winning balls, chasing people down, dictating play, playing killer balls and of course, being a set piece specialist. I don’t know if we’ve had this good an all round midfielder since Vieira.
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 21:44 (seven months ago)
Slot out.
― Tony Bubbles (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 November 2025 21:48 (seven months ago)
Liverpool 1 - 4 PSV
!
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 21:50 (seven months ago)
Seems crazy that Spurs were leading twice against PSG and still let in 5.
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 22:01 (seven months ago)
does it tho
― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 November 2025 22:12 (seven months ago)
having dodged the Maccabi Tel Aviv bullet, we now have seats at VP being ripped out and thrown around by uh Young Boys fans
― Sgt. Biscuits, Thursday, 27 November 2025 19:18 (seven months ago)
this better not spoil my enjoyment of watching the Wolves in the flesh on Sunday
― Sgt. Biscuits, Thursday, 27 November 2025 19:20 (seven months ago)
I feel somewhat for the Young Boys players, who did not sign up for literally any aspect of any of this and visibly just want to go home
― Sgt. Biscuits, Thursday, 27 November 2025 19:22 (seven months ago)
ah no the fella off the bench didn't get the memo, but was also offside. No party for the inexplicable Swiss Violence Automatons
― Sgt. Biscuits, Thursday, 27 November 2025 19:25 (seven months ago)
Talking of which...
Maccabi Tel Aviv 0 Lyon 6
― Tony Bubbles (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 November 2025 22:17 (seven months ago)
carrying on from the pl thread...
sadly i think these games don't really tell you a lot. imo the bigger euro sides like real, and tonight inter, have some sort of institutional inability to disrespect another venerable big side, so they won't just rip into liverpool like prem teams have been doing all season. it's like the game must be sort of cosplayed as a serious and tight affair. i guess the format of the cl doesn't boost the urgency much either in this regard.
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 9 December 2025 22:05 (seven months ago)
i'll fucking take it tho
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 9 December 2025 22:06 (seven months ago)
Keown should be in a cage, not getting to commentate a second Arsenal game in four days
― Sgt. Biscuits, Wednesday, 10 December 2025 21:47 (seven months ago)
Do Aston Villa have an unsustainable reliance on lightly-caressed daisy-cutters, trundling low, low, inexorably to the right of the opposition goalkeeper's despairing dive?
― Sgt. Biscuits, Thursday, 11 December 2025 22:09 (seven months ago)
huge "concentrating on the League" energy from City
― Parallel Heinz (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 January 2026 19:37 (five months ago)
You’re breaking my heart
― Tim, Tuesday, 20 January 2026 20:01 (five months ago)
Only tuned in for the half time whistle to go but Inter’s kit is HORRIBLE
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 20 January 2026 20:48 (five months ago)
Fuck it, abolish the Champions League, let EPL teams play each other in a new league - perhaps call it the English Premier League - and let everyone else enjoy themselves.
― Wearing red lipstick and maintaining a neutral expression (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 January 2026 21:52 (five months ago)
Trying to enjoy Benfica's win even tho it's Mourinho
― nashwan, Wednesday, 28 January 2026 22:22 (five months ago)
Cracking 1st half between Monaco and PSG
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Tuesday, 17 February 2026 20:49 (five months ago)
Galatasaray 5 Juventus 2!
― The Olde, Old, Very Olde Man. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 February 2026 20:50 (five months ago)
well, igor tudor had a good run.
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:28 (four months ago)
Feel like you should be handing someone a resignation notice at the same time when you sub off your novice keeper 16 minutes in.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:35 (four months ago)
The good news is that they’ve managed to limit Atleti to four shots on target so far this half.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:36 (four months ago)
yeah not sure destroying a young player's confidence is the ideal move when the entire team is teetering on the edge
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:38 (four months ago)
Just tuning in...whst was the idea there?
― Number None, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:49 (four months ago)
I thought that Osimhen disallowed goal shouldve stood. Maybe he thought Ibou had enough embarrassment for one day.
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Tuesday, 10 March 2026 20:57 (four months ago)
it absolutely should. by letter of the (bizarre) law the liverpool one should have stood as well apparently. it's a strange state of affairs, some terrible performances, could have lost by more, definitely still in the tie and may well win but the bigger picture is this team hasn't a hope of winning the cl.
― LocalGarda, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 21:00 (four months ago)
Bayern look ludicrously good, even without Kane. At least Spurs aren’t alone in being embarrassed today.
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 10 March 2026 21:22 (four months ago)
Soft penalty for Arsenal. At least, this ref isnt having their corner shenanigans.
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 19:41 (four months ago)
Fede Valverde had scored once in three years in the CL until today. City seem to have fallen apart.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:47 (four months ago)
third goal was a beaut
― Number None, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:52 (four months ago)
Got to love it.
― Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 20:54 (four months ago)
Never mind that though, come on ye Superlaget!
― Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 21:03 (four months ago)
Bodø/Glimt continuing to do well! (yes I had to c&p that)
― Francis Fuck Coprolalia (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 21:12 (four months ago)
EPL teams shipping goals left right and centre. Good to see.
― Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 21:56 (four months ago)
Coefficient is going to take a battering.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 11 March 2026 21:57 (four months ago)
The Glimt three up from the first leg.
― Schlub 7 (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 March 2026 21:58 (four months ago)
xp there's a villa pun there too
― nxd, Thursday, 7 May 2026 20:44 (two months ago)
hahahaha local elections not the only massacre tonight
― Sgt. Biscuits, Thursday, 7 May 2026 20:45 (two months ago)
sudden spike in Google searches for "how to get travel package refund from mob boss" in the East Mids
― Sgt. Biscuits, Thursday, 7 May 2026 20:46 (two months ago)
hopefully not enough time for Jadon Sancho to assist three opposition goals this time out
― Sgt. Biscuits, Thursday, 7 May 2026 20:47 (two months ago)
Emi Martinez? Injured? at this stage of the game? with Villa in possession? 😥
― Sgt. Biscuits, Thursday, 7 May 2026 20:50 (two months ago)
as predicted, I'll be going to bed bright red and screaming
― Sgt. Biscuits, Thursday, 7 May 2026 21:10 (two months ago)
Sigh
― salsa shark, Thursday, 7 May 2026 23:05 (two months ago)
rayo vallecano heading to their first final in their entire history
― nxd, Thursday, May 7, 2026 3:43 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
maybe they can afford to give their players hot showers!!! lfg rayooooooooooo
― big boodith judith (m bison), Thursday, 7 May 2026 23:45 (two months ago)
argh make it stop
ex-pros stop confidently predicting the manner of our victory ffs
make it stop
fuck!
― Sgt. Biscuits, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 12:51 (one month ago)
yeah but emery
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 12:54 (one month ago)
Freiburg seem like a cool little club.
― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 13:04 (one month ago)
it's a nice town to visit
― Sgt. Biscuits, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 13:22 (one month ago)
signed up for HBO Max £4.99 to see the game
― djmartian, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 16:01 (one month ago)
Signed up to the pub
― Wildfowler (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 16:54 (one month ago)
i wouldnt advise winning tbh
― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 18:25 (one month ago)
it doesn't seem like beating a small co-op homegrown players antifascist team using predatory subprime/richest man in Egypt money would be particularly ethical tbh
Martinez injured? at this stage of the warmup? with Villa in wait this isn't funny
― Sgt. Biscuits, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 18:37 (one month ago)
Cash shouldve got a red there
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 19:24 (one month ago)
This is almost as exciting as last year's final so far
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 19:36 (one month ago)
Oof. Some finish
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 19:43 (one month ago)
Oof. And again
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 19:50 (one month ago)
worldies worldies worldies
― Sgt. Biscuits, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 19:52 (one month ago)
now would be a good time for us to cash in on Buendia. he often struggles to affect games and from a PSR point of view- I'm a fucking wank
― Sgt. Biscuits, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 20:00 (one month ago)
the 5'7/Football Heaven protocols are very clear
I think John McGinn is my favourite non Arsenal player of the past couple years
― a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 20:21 (one month ago)
there's a few very arsenal things about him alright
― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 20:22 (one month ago)
can't forgive Buendia for ruining that masterpiece
― imago, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 20:36 (one month ago)
Well this was a thriller
― Wildfowler (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 20:47 (one month ago)
My son Theo (11) did a "Freiburg, who are they?" in the Accrington Stanley voice, I'm sorry, my fault.
― sonic catterdales (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 20:58 (one month ago)
5th Europa League for Emery
― Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 21:09 (one month ago)
I was 12 last time we won something, I thought I might cry but I mostly just feel unreal
― Sgt. Biscuits, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 21:35 (one month ago)
grats to villa and all who sail in her apart from breaking us up twice a year i like the club v much
― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 21:36 (one month ago)
I look forward to our performance against City on Sunday eclipsing the disgrace Southampton have brought upon the English game by several orders of magnitude
― Sgt. Biscuits, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 21:36 (one month ago)
southampton punished pretty brutally for deploying untrained idiots with prehistoric technology to no discernible positive effect
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― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 May 2026 21:39 (one month ago)
ayooooo
― Sgt. Biscuits, Wednesday, 20 May 2026 21:54 (one month ago)
On paper we definitely look like half the team of PSG. But fuck it, we are Champions and I’m excited.
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 30 May 2026 15:11 (one month ago)
hard to understate the draw of a tasty August supercup showdown with the Villa
― Sgt. Biscuits, Saturday, 30 May 2026 15:17 (one month ago)
Going to try to find a stream that works, if not, fuck it, not going to waste too much time and effort just to watch Artetanal. Have never got over these games not being on terrestrial tbh.
― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 May 2026 15:55 (one month ago)
The thing is if you eventually get a stream to work you usually have to spend the next 15 minutes trying to get the volume to work.
― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 May 2026 15:58 (one month ago)
it's free to air in a number of European countries, think a VPN would probably do the trick
― Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 May 2026 16:00 (one month ago)
... then another 15 minutes trying to get it fullscreen.
― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 May 2026 16:00 (one month ago)
I did not expect him to score from there
― Number None, Saturday, 30 May 2026 16:07 (one month ago)
Yes
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 30 May 2026 16:09 (one month ago)
Radio for me.
― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 May 2026 16:13 (one month ago)
Got to the pub just in time for the goal.
― nashwan, Saturday, 30 May 2026 16:17 (one month ago)
this has not been a game to remember
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 30 May 2026 18:55 (one month ago)
commiserations gooners
― Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 May 2026 19:02 (one month ago)
Bit of a weird choice for fifth pen taker maybe? Tho the pressure was so much by then anyone could miss.
― LocalGarda, Saturday, 30 May 2026 19:11 (one month ago)
Certainly wouldn't have put any money on Safonov saving any.
― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 May 2026 19:13 (one month ago)
It was unfortunate but I adore Gabriel, so I respect the choice
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 30 May 2026 19:27 (one month ago)
Just saw the victory parade - anyone would think they'd won the Champions League or sumthin'. Still hate them of course but brought a bit of colour and life to Seven Sisters Road, back to gloom and murk tomorrow.
― Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Sunday, 31 May 2026 14:43 (one month ago)