Who would you prefer to manage: Man Utd or Spurs?

Which one are going to give me more money to spin the wheels for a year until I get sacked?

Man United would mean having to deal with the Jim Reaper.

Spurs would be good as could troll this board.

Spurs easily.

This is how I get Spurs into the Europa League

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There is something so lacking at Utd, like the inability to create or feel joy. It seems like a post-Sirjim feeling idk.

Question is how much damage I could do to United before they caught on and sacked me. Going by recent years I'd say "quite a bit".

it might be fun to become embroiled in a public feud about ManchstuhYanyted's DNA with Gary Neville

Maguire at wing-back obv

That's true actually maybe whipping up some insane internet wormbrains anti-Fergie cohort could be good.

United are a cursed club. Spurs not at that stage yet.

I would coach Man U and when asked for tactics, would just tell them to 'dribble until they find something'

I take it all back lads, the Real job is free again

"Who would you prefer to manage: Real Madrid or Liverpool?"

Spurs

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Good news, there might be a vacancy soon

shouldn't it be spurs 3 man utd 5?

ayo gimme the Spurs job, I want to try this innovative experimental coaching technique I've been working up involving Joao Palhinha and a woodchipper

The Homer tactic above seems to be what pundits believe has made Carrick an instant success

Meanwhile the latest rumoured contenders for the permanent manager’s gig at Old Trafford include Frank Lampard of Championship table-toppers Coventry, Getafe’s José Bordalás and the Rayo Vallecano manager, Iñigo Pérez.

I don't care that Frank supposedly does well in the champo; I would adore him to continue his Chelsea form at Utd.

c'mon man

at least the Southgate bantz had a sliver of believability