Who would you prefer to manage: Man Utd or Spurs?

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Ye have no management experience but its not like that matters. You can't pick death.

Also considered the question being: which team wins the league first? but i support a team that is known for bottling and when we inevitably lose our lead at the top of the table, i would have looked even more of a prat than i usually do)

Poll Results

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Spurs 5
Man Utd 3


a hoy hoy, Monday, 12 January 2026 10:29 (one month ago)

Which one are going to give me more money to spin the wheels for a year until I get sacked?

Dance Yourself Dizzy To The Music of Time (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 January 2026 10:37 (one month ago)

Man United would mean having to deal with the Jim Reaper.

Spurs would be good as could troll this board.

LocalGarda, Monday, 12 January 2026 10:44 (one month ago)

Spurs easily.

Wilfried Nuance (Tom D.), Monday, 12 January 2026 10:53 (one month ago)

This is how I get Spurs into the Europa League

https://i.postimg.cc/dV3Hsyp8/image.png

Dance Yourself Dizzy To The Music of Time (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 January 2026 10:55 (one month ago)

There is something so lacking at Utd, like the inability to create or feel joy. It seems like a post-Sirjim feeling idk.

a hoy hoy, Monday, 12 January 2026 11:02 (one month ago)

Question is how much damage I could do to United before they caught on and sacked me. Going by recent years I'd say "quite a bit".

Parallel Heinz (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 January 2026 11:26 (one month ago)

it might be fun to become embroiled in a public feud about ManchstuhYanyted's DNA with Gary Neville

Maguire at wing-back obv

Sgt. Biscuits, Monday, 12 January 2026 12:11 (one month ago)

That's true actually maybe whipping up some insane internet wormbrains anti-Fergie cohort could be good.

LocalGarda, Monday, 12 January 2026 12:12 (one month ago)

United are a cursed club. Spurs not at that stage yet.

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Monday, 12 January 2026 13:30 (one month ago)

I would coach Man U and when asked for tactics, would just tell them to 'dribble until they find something'

Bertolt Blecch (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 January 2026 15:10 (one month ago)

I take it all back lads, the Real job is free again

a hoy hoy, Monday, 12 January 2026 20:56 (one month ago)

"Who would you prefer to manage: Real Madrid or Liverpool?"

Dance Yourself Dizzy To The Music of Time (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 January 2026 21:41 (one month ago)

Spurs

Wilfried Nuance (Tom D.), Monday, 12 January 2026 21:49 (one month ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 19 January 2026 00:01 (one month ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 20 January 2026 00:01 (one month ago)

Good news, there might be a vacancy soon

ursula k. le penguin (Matt #2), Tuesday, 20 January 2026 02:57 (one month ago)

shouldn't it be spurs 3 man utd 5?

oscar bravo, Tuesday, 20 January 2026 08:29 (one month ago)

ayo gimme the Spurs job, I want to try this innovative experimental coaching technique I've been working up involving Joao Palhinha and a woodchipper

Sgt. Biscuits, Tuesday, 20 January 2026 12:13 (one month ago)

The Homer tactic above seems to be what pundits believe has made Carrick an instant success

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 20 January 2026 12:50 (one month ago)

Meanwhile the latest rumoured contenders for the permanent manager’s gig at Old Trafford include Frank Lampard of Championship table-toppers Coventry, Getafe’s José Bordalás and the Rayo Vallecano manager, Iñigo Pérez.

I don't care that Frank supposedly does well in the champo; I would adore him to continue his Chelsea form at Utd.

a hoy hoy, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 14:15 (four weeks ago)

c'mon man

at least the Southgate bantz had a sliver of believability

Number None, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 20:41 (four weeks ago)


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