1. The ref was letting their players foul us with impunity from minute 1 - and of course as soon as we tackled them once he blew up immediately!
2. They celebrated that last minute winner like they'd won the Champions League, pathetic
3. They always treat matches against us like it's their cup final. no doubt they will spitefully field their under-15s against all of our actual title rivals. rent-free
4. the VAR decision/amount of stoppage time in this game between two teams I don't support is the latest chapter in the pro-big 6 conspiracy intended to prevent my team breaking into their little clique
5. the VAR decision/amount of stoppage time in this game involving a big 6 team I support is the latest chapter in the conspiracy against us because everyone at every level of the English football pyramid is jealous of how great we are
6. [team on a good run of form] are fucking shit. they barely even beat us
7. I swear we must be the worst team in the league for [metric that your team is comfortably the best in the league for]
8. They might have beaten us 11-0 but they're absolute fannies, they go down at the slightest touch
9. [region-specific category] [worst accent imaginable] if Hawkeye hadn't of failed they'd be in the fifteenth tier of English football by now I hate them so fucking much the one I work with is gonna be fucking unbearable after this
10. I don't care how many goals he scored for us, I'll never forgive him for celebrating that goal he scored against us. classless
― Sgt. Biscuits, Monday, 23 February 2026 20:44 (two days ago)