Pour one out for Number None: Post-Fergie Utd managers

Moyes looks pretty good eh?

― L'enfer, c'est les otters (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 October 2026 12:46 (four days ago)

Is this worst or best? Or are they the same?

― (energetic rock music continues) (Tom D.), Saturday, 24 October 2026 12:48 (four days ago)

are we voting for the one that most effectively neutralised Manchester United as a sporting institution

― gloria thrillho (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 24 October 2026 12:49 (four days ago)

With a 58.33% win ratio, runners up in the prem with 81 points, 1 Europa League title, 1 league cup & 1 community shield I'm afraid it's Mourinho and no contest.

― Bob Karol G (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 24 October 2026 12:50 (four days ago)

I think just vote with instinct. Best/worst can be measured with league positions, this is more about their part in the journey of Utd from here (holds hand high) to here (drops hand to crotch and starts giggling)

― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 24 October 2026 13:31 (four days ago)

It should never be forgotten that the squad Ferguson won his last title with was at least 75 percent dogshit

― L'enfer, c'est les otters (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 October 2026 13:34 (four days ago)

Ole was amazing to be fair. That couple of weeks where mocking chanting of Ole's at the wheel reached the Bundesliga, a few huge hammerings, his general garden gnome demeanor etc. That said the first Moyes season was a wonderful time in that you couldn't have believed it could go that way so quickly.

― LocalGarda, Saturday, 24 October 2026 13:35 (four days ago)

I liked that season where they sacked Ole in November and then just wrote off the whole thing and didn't hire a replacement until late May. You would think that would be the nadir, but

― Bob Karol G (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 24 October 2026 13:42 (four days ago)

The Moyes duldrums kinda ruined it for every other similar long term replacement lols.

Mourinho was great to watch, essentially having a mental breakdown all focused on bullying Luke Shaw (who is somehow still there, I think).

Ten Hag was the first time it really felt like it was never going to get turned around. I found him hilarious.

Amorim was so in over his head that it became glorious. However, as I now currently have to watch Gyokeres also stink it up, I kinda sympathise.

The DNA rubbish from the new owner might make it enough for me to vote Carrick. The DNA of a looooser.

― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 24 October 2026 13:43 (four days ago)

David Moyes season gave us this and we should be grateful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxbzujA69DA

― Bob Karol G (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 24 October 2026 13:47 (four days ago)

moyes famously shouldnt have been sacked so voted for him in solidarity

― Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 October 2026 01:47 (three days ago)

The contract Fergie gave him would still only expire in five or six years with various other clauses etc

― LocalGarda, Sunday, 25 October 2026 01:59 (three days ago)

72 year old Ratcliffe once went to the physio room to offer players advice on stretching because he’d run the London Marathon.

― a hoy hoy, Monday, 26 October 2026 08:21 (two days ago)

business owners of any success not known for a sense of proportion when it comes to the boundaries and quality of their own knowledge tbf

― BAME judi dench (darraghmac), Monday, 26 October 2026 08:31 (two days ago)