this is where you guys post videos of amazing goals that happen in various leagues across the world
we usually see a great one or two on sportscenter here (i.e. that crazy müller goal from a few weeks back), but that only happens every so often
also i just wanted to start a thread on ILF -- a boardwarming gift
― shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58kCn75VNeY&feature=player_embedded
17 year old North Korean girl to thread.
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago)
Oh sorry she's Japanese playing north korea.
O_O
― shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago)
101greatgoals.com's best goals you haven't seen = your best friend
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
also hey jordan!
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago)
second goal here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9eiyEsKQw4&feature=player_embedded
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/marseille-sochaux-6989356/ won't embed (the volley is nice but obv the taiwo goal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abkx738ll4Y&feature=player_embedded GOD DAMN
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:09 (fourteen years ago)
all of which are on 101GG's goals of the week compilation, which is basically what this thread was born to link to
― acoleuthic, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago)
you're a traitor to your country, J0rdan
― Gaspar NoAgé (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 September 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago)
That last one is great, i love little chips like that.That Taiwo goal also. At half time, he was interviewed and asked if he'd done it on purpose or not. He said he'd looked up, seen the gk off his line and tried his luck. Then, the next day he was on a tv show with Souleymane Diawara (OM defender). he was asked the same question, he replied the same thing, but Diawara just laughed and called bullshit... and then Taiwo laughed too and admitted he was trying for a cross but the wind put the ball into the goal!
― Jibe, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:19 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-LV2qOkL8k#t=0m34s
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago)
from 34 secs
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago)
is that an OG?
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:48 (fourteen years ago)
it is and it's a peach
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:52 (fourteen years ago)
fuckin hell, sure is- the ball mopves like one of those fake nike adverts.
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 11:01 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:05 (fourteen years ago)
oh that doesn't work with embeds, try this www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s
or if that still embeds watch it on Youtube from 5:35 in
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago)
holy hell
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:13 (fourteen years ago)
yup
― meta the devil you know (onimo), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:14 (fourteen years ago)
oh yes
but is he one of ours or one of theirs? EH?
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:26 (fourteen years ago)
lol just ran in here all out of breath to post that. fuck it, have it again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzAZTdyOXcA
pure sex.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago)
shame on anyone posting that to a fluke thread imo
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago)
dare i say it but that might just rival trevor sinclair's.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago)
disregard that, i am talking cobblers. i've said this before on ilx years ago but what set sinclair's apart is precisely that it wasn't instinctive like burrows' was - tricky trev had a full few seconds to stare at the unthinkable and finally conclude: go on then
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago)
zlatan's shirt seems to have gone off. also wow.
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago)
what is more awe-inspiring-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVpRvFMVjAo&feature=player_embedded
the goal or that jari litmanen is still playing?
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:16 (fourteen years ago)
both!
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:46 (fourteen years ago)
more awe-inspiring than either was houllier's utter stupidity in taking the piss with him. unforgiveable.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
wait litmanen was at liverpool? wtf how did they never win the league?
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago)
sheeeeit
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago)
reminds you what these guys can do against ordinary/lower level defenders, even aged 42 or w/e
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago)
tbf litmanen was injured a lot of the time at liverpool but even when he was fit houllier just never seemed at all interested in changing the shape of his super pragmatic one-dimensional team to accommodate him iirc
it was also sort of a michael owen/steed malbranque thing too where if you get bought for a dickhead low price you end up getting treated accordingly. had litmanen been bought for the £12-15m he was worth instead of a freebie the story would have been a lot different.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
niko kranjcar being today's example.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
litmanen is out of kranjcar's league tho (this is no niko diss - litmanen is cult footballer hall of fame).
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, i think there's a lot of that about too, good call.
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago)
xp, that
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago)
xxp oh yeah no totally - litmanen is like a bad-luck bergkamp
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
am I right to deduce from that Litmanen clip that Finland has a football programme called TUMPER? <3
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Friday, 8 October 2010 11:17 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYCMZgKvHc4&feature=player_embedded
in 2010 i think dinho is my favourite player, making up for henry being better than him from his ballon d'or years
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:13 (fourteen years ago)
denied.
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:15 (fourteen years ago)
what training ground free kick into an empty net?
Henry?
denied, utterly
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:31 (fourteen years ago)
there is a keeper there? i just enjoyed the set-up
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:40 (fourteen years ago)
didn't coventry do this in the 70's?
didn't Wolves do this this season?
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:42 (fourteen years ago)
at least with the wolves one the guy flicked it up himself, this is just lame Sixty Seconds shit
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:51 (fourteen years ago)
don't think you're allowed flick it up to yourself? may be misrembering that though.
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p9ep3NaGRk
― san te cross (onimo), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:54 (fourteen years ago)
well, ok- i knew he couldnt have flicked it up for himself from the setpiece.
that's a beauty
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:56 (fourteen years ago)
nobody ever told me about this Grafite effort- vs Bayern, mind you, none of yr training ground crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8eLSpDa_1E
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:21 (fourteen years ago)
"i'm gonna do a brazilian one 'ere now"
fair enough...careful you don't cut yourself.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:34 (fourteen years ago)
nice
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2019 01:00 (six years ago)
The absolute state of Piatek. Ridiculous. pic.twitter.com/A0MjeKNeRy— oscarfigure™ (@OscarFigure) February 17, 2019
― Number None, Monday, 18 February 2019 12:02 (six years ago)
HATTRICK HERO MESSI 🔥✨🎩Alle drie de golazo's ⤵#SevillaBarca #LaLiga #ZiggoSport pic.twitter.com/2RQv4uZ9xX— Ziggo Sport Voetbal (@ZS_Voetbal) February 23, 2019
first one partic
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 24 February 2019 13:03 (six years ago)
think I almost prefer the second one. Very satisfying strike action
― Number None, Sunday, 24 February 2019 13:26 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZVvCVfuWVE
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 4 March 2019 08:58 (six years ago)
rolling gloriously egotistical celebrations
― imago, Monday, 4 March 2019 09:12 (six years ago)
Bless 'im imo
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 4 March 2019 09:36 (six years ago)
Heck of a goal from Derby County’s Mason Bennett just now pic.twitter.com/hUQUyWsxef— Brian Sciaretta (@BrianSciaretta) March 5, 2019
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:04 (six years ago)
Paul Pogba just did this. What a ridiculous assist and a great finish from Griezmann. Baller. pic.twitter.com/FYD6REbFZF— Devils of United (@DevilsOfUnited) March 22, 2019
― Number None, Saturday, 23 March 2019 15:23 (six years ago)
Dybala 1-0 WHAT. A. GOAL pic.twitter.com/oD9W7obV45— Leonardo (@leo_pennaa) August 17, 2019
― Number None, Saturday, 17 August 2019 21:26 (five years ago)
we need a rolling amazing assist thread. witness odegaard for sociedad tonight
pic.twitter.com/nQgQTyWrFi— oldham9987 (@oldham9987) September 26, 2019
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:09 (five years ago)
amazing assists *are* amazing goals
― imago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:18 (five years ago)
Totally true. All the heavy lifting in a glorious splitting pass needing just a simple tap in from a striker: not a lot that goes above it imo.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:25 (five years ago)
TONI KROOS... CORNER TAKEN QUICKLY... GOALLLLL. pic.twitter.com/sO6RlknyV4— fan account. (@TotalCristiano) January 8, 2020
I think this is the first time I have ever seen someone deliberately score direct from a corner.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 19:28 (five years ago)
few are as unambiguous as that, but here's a couple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_gxU41ubu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6FFRgd0Bsc
― Number None, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 20:18 (five years ago)
gio reyna!
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 23:56 (five years ago)
All future US teens to Dortmund plz
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 00:34 (five years ago)
Shamrock Rovers 1-1 Dundalk - Wow! Jordan Flores scores a goal of the season contender to level things at Tallaght. You'll be watching this goal for years to come. #rtesocer pic.twitter.com/tIhtCrKfml— RTÉ Soccer (@RTEsoccer) February 28, 2020
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 28 February 2020 21:34 (five years ago)
love this finish
― nxd, Monday, 2 March 2020 10:44 (five years ago)
Puskás Award for this kid, please.pic.twitter.com/Q4ImhaBkRC— MUNDIAL (@MundialMag) April 1, 2020
― Number None, Friday, 3 April 2020 10:07 (five years ago)
yeah loved that
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 10:16 (five years ago)
Said Benrahma stop it. The man has a family 🤯 pic.twitter.com/AVNE4vILjH— Kyri Demetriou (@Kyri_D) October 1, 2020
― Number None, Friday, 2 October 2020 09:16 (four years ago)
reminds me of that Oscar goal a bit
― imago, Friday, 2 October 2020 12:00 (four years ago)
Another 10/10 goal from Brazil's Série D, this time from Portuguesa Rio. The wacky footwork to get the ball out of defence is just... Put it this way: The throbbing vein in Roy Keane's temple would explode.(via @MyCujoo) pic.twitter.com/YDJkxVKzAL— MUNDIAL (H) (@MundialMag) November 9, 2020
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:50 (four years ago)
not the goal per se but
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:51 (four years ago)
Say hello to the next Puskas winner 🤯👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/C4Iku9RmfL— Kevin Egan (@kev_egan) November 12, 2020
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 12 November 2020 19:39 (four years ago)
puskas winner is that child in the street in brazil, this is canon
― imago, Thursday, 12 November 2020 20:54 (four years ago)
agreed
― Number None, Friday, 13 November 2020 09:15 (four years ago)
Yes, the Champions League is on...But have you seen Nathan Ferguson’s goal for Southend United tonight? 😱pic.twitter.com/EvrV50T0C0— Goal (@goal) February 24, 2021
― nxd, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:38 (four years ago)
they'd been looking worryingly doomed. FL needs its Essex coast cru
― imago, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:07 (four years ago)
pic.twitter.com/AZ1OtOWZBx https://t.co/V5eTvlO8rf— Alex Campbell (@alex_s_campbell) June 16, 2021
Not sure if this is the appropriate thread but
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:25 (three years ago)
If you click through he says it's the worst own goal he has ever seen
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:26 (three years ago)
Oh nm that finally showed up
Anyway it's terrible, I love Concacaf
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:27 (three years ago)
I'd be interested in seeing the betting patterns on that game
― Number None, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 07:19 (three years ago)
This was pretty nice:
This free-kick routine from Colombia is pure filth. 💉💉💉 pic.twitter.com/xh4Uqav6zf— The Football Faithful (@FootyFaithfuI) June 15, 2021
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:14 (three years ago)
Offside filth, yes
― imago, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:24 (three years ago)
Oh wait he's just on, freezing it! Okay, good goal
― imago, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:27 (three years ago)
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, June 15, 2021 10:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
it’s bad but in the keeper’s defense, there was what appears to be a massive gust of wind that did that to the ball
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 16 June 2021 12:05 (three years ago)
Meanwhile...In the Ghanaian Premier League... 👀 #bbcfootball pic.twitter.com/G2OPfLXp6U— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) July 15, 2021
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 15 July 2021 15:00 (three years ago)
What a worldie by Andreas Pereira! 🤩 #ManUtd #MUNBRE pic.twitter.com/PitzuFxG5S— Sebastian ⚽️ (@SValaker) July 28, 2021
― Number None, Thursday, 29 July 2021 07:46 (three years ago)
scholesy
― imago, Thursday, 29 July 2021 09:31 (three years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87L5EMOJz3w
wait for it
― imago, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 12:02 (three years ago)
Liquid football
― Number None, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 21:00 (three years ago)
Hey @SportsCenter you might wanna give this one a look. #RCTID pic.twitter.com/ll8pxBtVKy— Portland Timbers (@TimbersFC) October 28, 2021
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 October 2021 20:18 (three years ago)
Can't think of where else to out this amazing display of shithousery.
@FootballRamble Things you love to see. pic.twitter.com/khuG6LlmtC— Andy P-C (@AndyPeterson31) January 5, 2022
― Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Wednesday, 5 January 2022 16:49 (three years ago)
WHAT A GOAL! 😱😱Angel Correa scores from just past the halfway line! 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Or6Mb6Yd1w— Premier Sports (@PremierSportsTV) January 9, 2022
Correa scores from the half way line and Simeone still looks furious about something.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 January 2022 20:17 (three years ago)
Halfway line? Pah!
How about this from Salgueiro's Campeonato Pernambucano game in Brazil yesterday?Lucão, take a bow. Patrick Schick, eat yer heart out.pic.twitter.com/R8dgcmYuVK— Planet Football (@planetfutebol) February 7, 2022
― Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Monday, 7 February 2022 22:50 (three years ago)
why would you even do that, also how can you even hit a ball that far
― imago, Monday, 7 February 2022 22:58 (three years ago)
Rony just scored THIS goal for Palmeiras in their match vs Fluminense, wow. pic.twitter.com/QcmuAs2EFe— Reyi (@Reinaldodcg9) August 27, 2022
Needs a higher quality video to do it justice but this was great.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 27 August 2022 22:15 (two years ago)
Jose Martinez with his first ever MLS goal. Insane strike pic.twitter.com/h6EgRUOD4A— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) June 22, 2023
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 22 June 2023 01:44 (one year ago)