http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/bolivia/8043429/Evo-Morales-caught-kneeing-player-in-groin-during-football-match.html
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 12:58 (fourteen years ago)
kind of lol mostly ouch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXlTC2zM2qo
― Jibe, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago)
for old times' sake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 13:10 (fourteen years ago)
which led me to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7Rnt5C2qaQ
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 13:11 (fourteen years ago)
This is still IMO the funniest football clip from the past few seasons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVXIu9A9p4s
― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 13:17 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD-nLrBu_Fc
― meta the devil you know (onimo), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 13:23 (fourteen years ago)
3/10 thread name, must try harder
― MAX NOT FOR MOD (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 13:31 (fourteen years ago)
OK, that dutch one is great.that saudi one: why is there a pool on the side of the field?
― Jibe, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 13:40 (fourteen years ago)
cos it's saudi man, saudi
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 13:42 (fourteen years ago)
World Cup winner Romario elected to Brazil's lower house of Congress
• 1994 winner succeeds in first bid for office• Bebeto also elected, but to Rio's state Congress
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 13:50 (fourteen years ago)
Edmundo plotting a coup presumably
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago)
http://theoriginalwinger.com/2010-10-05-bolivian-president-evo-morales-knees-opponent-in-the-groin-during-game
― dan m, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago)
lol repost
― dan m, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago)
Couple of Celtic players flogging fridges.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-MxOPWlG18
― ailsa, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPUTndhdigQ&feature=player_embedded
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 9 October 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyldpnfTc6I
― Ain't Gonna Play Sim City (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 9 October 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago)
aussie rules
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 October 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k5ijkky-48&feature=player_embedded
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago)
no lying, i could do that once upon a time. prob not any more tho.
anyway, the flipflap is much more impressive, and actually beats people in games
― l∞l (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:03 (fourteen years ago)
Giorgio Chinaglia rejoins NY Cosmos
― dan m, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW0NrLx5b4Q
Chris Killen alive and well and sneaking up on goalies!
― Tilting at Bushmills (onimo), Thursday, 28 October 2010 09:17 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.101greatgoals.com/video-manchester-citys-gareth-barry-joe-hart-filmed-at-a-boozy-scottish-student-bash/70628/
good to see Whiney in the comments box too
― I can't wait to get home and climb aboard... GROCERY GROIN (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 28 October 2010 09:40 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p6NogD23q0
― Jibe, Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago)
forgot to add that the dude received death threats for throwing the duck too violently.
― Jibe, Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:02 (fourteen years ago)
fuck him
<3 ducks
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:08 (fourteen years ago)
jesus...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:23 (fourteen years ago)
djtimog414 hours ago@standaardgold He is the retard!! What the fuck are u on? Is the field his house???? Even if it comes into ur house u would just throw it???
― r|t|c, Thursday, 4 November 2010 14:24 (fourteen years ago)
the day you argue about someone throwing a duck in a youtube comments field is when it's time to end it all...
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Thursday, 4 November 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago)
A police horse sat on football ace Dirk Kuyt’s car last night and smashed his wing mirror.
The Liverpool star saw his motor damaged after parking near Anfield before his club’s 3-1 win over Napoli.
A source said: “The mounted officer had been helping patrol a group of Italian fans when the horse suddenly took a few steps back and ended up damaging Dirk Kuyt’s car.
“The police officer was very apologetic.”
Injured Dutchman Kuyt, 30, was commentating on the Europa League clash for Channel 5 and later told viewers: “A police horse just sat on my car”.
― mizzell, Friday, 5 November 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago)
http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/7312/rooneyonfire.jpg
― GOAT eyes (cozen), Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:33 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.tranmererovers.co.uk/javaImages/99/66/0,,10365~8939161,00.jpg
― GOAT eyes (cozen), Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:36 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl0aIVc27iA
― The referee was perfect (Chris), Saturday, 6 November 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago)
awes
― Adrian Roosevelt "Adie" Mike (nakhchivan), Saturday, 6 November 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago)
wow
― gazza bale flame (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 6 November 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago)
from wiki
Boudewijn "Bolo" Zenden pronunciation (help·info); born 15 August 1976 in Maastricht) is a Dutch footballer who plays for Sunderland as a midfielder. Although he has enjoyed his career as a footballer, he admits not taking his dancing career further is a huge regret.
― mizzell, Monday, 22 November 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago)
haha, omg, that John Arne Riise/MGP thing <3
― ailsa, Monday, 22 November 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
surprisingly enough, these are apparently dawson's uggshttp://cdn2.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/162771/200927929.jpg
― mizzell, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago)
bentley hasn't lifted his leg that high on the pitch for us in two years tbh
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Saturday, 4 December 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.chrismoolay.co.uk/blog/?tag=tea
― Princess TuomTuom (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 December 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago)
Honigstein killing it
Their reactive system that doesn't always make for the prettiest football but in terms of effect, Hannover are like the hey-day Rock Steady Crew: opponents are forever getting hit on the break.
In Finnish striker Mikael Forssell, they even have their very own (faux-)b-boy sending street-lingo shout-outs to the world via Twitter. "Gotta be sharp an fresh like an albino snow-ninja if I get on," he tweeted before the game. "I'll save my energy by not moving my ass at all this morning … Cause I need my energy for the bench later on." A few hours later he was "in da bus on the way to our stadium the AWD-Arena … playing Stuttgart … they need a bitch-slap to the face … I think we can deliver that!!!"
They did. The 2-1 win was the fifth in the row for 96, who, like Forssell tweets, have developed a taste for amassing three points in unlikely places.
― mizzell, Monday, 13 December 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago)
booooooooom
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Monday, 13 December 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
finally nakhchivan's 'no bigness like sno bigness' has competition for football-related phrasing of the month
― schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Monday, 13 December 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/MikaelForssell
Name Mikael ForssellLocation Hannover, GermanyBio One man army in football...trying to pay the bills with skills! Respect, 1Love
― Insane Clown 2 Electric Juggalo (onimo), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 10:41 (fourteen years ago)
Hey, where's the thread that will tell me exactly what Joey Barton was doing this weekend?
― "300" blows (admrl), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago)
the "obscene gesture" I mean, not how he spent his Saturday night.
Oh he was grabbing his cock. never mind then
― "300" blows (admrl), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:12 (fourteen years ago)
I thought it would be something more "novel" than that.
it was posted on the soccerball jifs thread
http://i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/gif/a095b62ba601cdf2e9b5ff3d0e9c8069_bartontorres2.gif
― Insane Clown 2 Electric Juggalo (onimo), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 13:10 (fourteen years ago)
I think he's saying "suck my dick or cut my throat!"
Lech Poznan ultras at a U-12 match vs. Tottenham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26Ju8-AzH6I&feature=player_embedded
― dan m, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB3mfO316ZI
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 19 December 2010 13:18 (fourteen years ago)
that Lech Poznan video is SO worth watching. Just start it from the beginning and see. Am still laughing.
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 December 2010 13:21 (fourteen years ago)
omg it gets even more intense like 3m in - they have strobe lights!!!
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 December 2010 13:25 (fourteen years ago)
wowowow
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 December 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago)
ahahaha that lech poznan vid is hilarious. flares!
― cozen, Sunday, 19 December 2010 14:17 (fourteen years ago)
really wanna know what they're chanting at 8:20
"you're gonna work as a binmanwork as a biiiiiinman"
― One who would turn all to rodman (acoleuthic), Sunday, 19 December 2010 14:25 (fourteen years ago)
<3 Lech Poznan forever now
― Ismael Klata, Sunday, 19 December 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago)
Walter Fabián Assmann (born 23 March 1986 in Zárate) is a professional Argentine football goalkeeper. He currently plays for Independiente of the Argentine Primera División.
― irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 19:36 (fourteen years ago)
All-time hall of fame name, well done him!
― ailsa, Tuesday, 21 December 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago)
the poznan-tottenham vid is one of the funniest things ive seen for a long time. its so absurd and brilliant. I almost wet myself watching it last night.
― spellcheck is really advanced these days (cajunsunday), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 11:15 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1XvDiZCDEc
bluesbluesblues
― r|t|c, Friday, 30 September 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCHubmYUzhQ
― Bill Goldberg Variations (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)
Uriah Rennie, Sheffield-born former Premier League referee and president of Hallam FC, refereed the games in a top hat.
― rockety communism (imago), Monday, 1 July 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago)
nostalgia :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTnu0IdnZro
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antti_Niemi_(ice_hockey)
― imago, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)
he's a pretty good goalie imo
― dan m, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)
on the same day as portugal staying in the world cup with a slightly hateful last-minute equaliser....came this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEL-i6S-gzI&feature=player_embedded
it's absolutely incredible. still grinning now. watch it all.
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Monday, 23 June 2014 00:46 (ten years ago)
Barikut was also shortlisted by Fifa to feature at the 2010 World Cup and was an assistant official at the 2006 Asian Games match between Qatar and Iraq. He missed out on the World Cup after being arrested for murder following a bombing incident and was sentenced to five years in prison.
Earning the nickname 'Bomberman', Barikut mysteriously turned up to officiate in the TPL in the 2011 season and was also a security enforcer for the Football Association of Thailand (FAT) at their meetings.
― pecker shrivellage (imago), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 10:29 (ten years ago)