Inspired by this goal from the Northern Irish league which if intended would be one of the greatest things I'd ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzAZTdyOXcA
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:48 (sixteen years ago)
first USA goal of 2010 world cup group play to thread
― it takes a nation of will.i.ams to hold us back (San Te), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:49 (sixteen years ago)
Quite a big fan of this as well, ah the misplaced cross:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp24SFFJ10M
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:50 (sixteen years ago)
loool @ volleyed backheel from outside the box into the top corner
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:51 (sixteen years ago)
uh matt of course that was intended ffs, lock thread
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:52 (sixteen years ago)
or at least replace it with an actual fluke goal
― it takes a nation of will.i.ams to hold us back (San Te), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:49 (2 minutes ago)
uh no, this was an error not a fluke
we're talking this kinda shit (see also efforts by Jensen vs Man City many years ago and latterly Fabregas/Hutton)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw3JigL0xIo
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)
fluke2 /fluk/ Show Spelledflook Show IPA –noun 1. an accidental advantage; stroke of good luck: He got the job by a fluke. 2. an accident or chance happening.
think that would still qualify since a goalie would have saved that shot 9 out of 10 times and it just took a weirdly designed ball to make it work!
― it takes a nation of will.i.ams to hold us back (San Te), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:55 (sixteen years ago)
you are angering me
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:56 (sixteen years ago)
I haven't loved it at all but Scott Nisbet's winner here at around 50 seconds will live long in my memory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBfqAD-rifQ
― meta the devil you know (onimo), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:56 (sixteen years ago)
it was a crass piece of cack-handedness and frankly if you want to start 'lol goalkeepers' then be my guest but not in here cheers xp
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:57 (sixteen years ago)
yeah we could just keep this to goofy deflections idk
― sock lobster (blueski), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:57 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3wi4oQaKyc
― sock lobster (blueski), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:58 (sixteen years ago)
ahahahaha @ onimo's
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:58 (sixteen years ago)
blueski please don't link to one of the numerous copycat youtube nonceabouts, it doth not become you and that anderton goal is not even remotely a fluke for fucking out loud
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 15:59 (sixteen years ago)
shut it
― sock lobster (blueski), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:02 (sixteen years ago)
I can't shut it. Nobody knows what a fluke goal is.
Except this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Oese125H8
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:06 (sixteen years ago)
rodallega at the weekend was a fluke goal, frinstance
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:07 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njf4vTLxOHI
5.40
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:13 (sixteen years ago)
not loved but certainly one ill never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoIEP-iqjm0
― Michael B, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:49 (sixteen years ago)
I'm gonna have to post the daddy aren't I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2BFWtCBdGY
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:53 (sixteen years ago)
ban matt dc 4 life jesus
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:38 (sixteen years ago)
Efrain Juarez with a classy header to open the scoring for Mexico.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ulGYnWqns
― reverse the jelly baby of the neutron flow (onimo), Monday, 6 June 2011 17:32 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1nAL_bIRdU&feature=player_embedded#at=71
going Buzz Killington so you don't have to but this shouldn't actually count right?
― Beth Gibbons & Foreskin Man (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:27 (fifteen years ago)
No-one else has touched it...
― For one throb of the (Michael White), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:34 (fifteen years ago)
used to have a bit of a left foot. they conceded a free kick about five yards from the left touchline and five yards inside their own half. we had a couple of aerial threats in the box, so i just cunted it toward the goal. ended up going straight in on the full. great days.
― caek, Friday, September 24, 2010 1:41 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― caek, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:37 (fifteen years ago)
bah can't find that Bundesliga goal from maybe last season which had the player slide into a 50-50 challenge in the centre circle and have the ball soar beautifully into the top corner.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:24 (fifteen years ago)
have we got an og thread?
Keeper with a good'n here
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2012/feb/29/goalkeeper-scores-wind-assisted-own-goal-video?fb_action_ids=382455981782109&fb_action_types=video.watches&fb_source=other_multiline
― knocked over like the last act in Mackbeth (onimo), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 22:07 (fourteen years ago)
Low and hard with that kind of headwind, eh?
― pareilles à celles auxquelles l'étiquette de la cour assujettit (Michael White), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 22:43 (fourteen years ago)
wtf matt
― mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 July 2013 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
might as well call Houghton's goal against Italy a fluke
― Number None, Monday, 22 July 2013 09:26 (thirteen years ago)
lol that goal is still bananas
did matt assume it accidentally bounced off his heel? idk
― r|t|c, Monday, 22 July 2013 10:22 (thirteen years ago)
lord I felt righteous back then. now suspect Matt may have been trolling
― imago, Monday, 22 July 2013 11:08 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlWZdBsUYJA
― r|t|c, Sunday, 3 November 2013 00:16 (thirteen years ago)
"he follows up and gets his reward" - steve claridge
― r|t|c, Sunday, 3 November 2013 00:18 (thirteen years ago)
haha almunia.
― wmlynch, Sunday, 3 November 2013 16:30 (thirteen years ago)
LOL Almunia's face.
― ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 3 November 2013 16:38 (thirteen years ago)