Hooligan Porn: Dud or Hilarious/Search & Destroy

Okay so I'm fairly certain that Green Street is the worst fucking movie of all time, and yet the lustre of the hobbit cum hoolie seems to remain undimmed amongst a whole section of the populace. So what exackly is the appeal of badly choreographed luvvies Stanleying one another in slow motion to a Clannad soundtrack? And are there any defensible examples of the genre? Except The Firm, obv, and no challop but even that's quite shit in relation to the actual mechanics of pagga.

NB: Youtube doesn't seem to have a clip of the two hilarious Coventry dolts who were on Breakfast TV this morning but apparently Hooliganism is Back like every other aspect of Thatcher's Britain so let's celebrate the pointless inflation of policing bills while we can.

When I read the title, I thought "geez, you'd think Dom Passantino's blog would have broken that story before ILX."

I remember thinking I.D. was ok but I haven't seen it for years.

ooh, never heard the word "pagga" before.

i've only seen the firm so i can't really comment otherwise.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11473191

Found the Cov kids. Warning: contains humour.

Anyway, just let them on the pitch after the match to sort it out mano-a-mano, right?

Jesus fucking christ those lads are not the prongiest forks in the cutlery drawer.

Wd poll that speech if I had the energy.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49416000/gif/_49416809_football_bans_age464.gif

old faces can't give it up eh

When I read the title, I thought "geez, you'd think Dom Passantino's blog would have broken that story before ILX."

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actually thought this was gonna be about popular film production company 'Triga', to the extent of wondering if this was really the board for such a thread

Also is it OK for the title to encompass those 'history of such-and-such a firm' paperbacks that pretty much every team in the league has now? Just cos those things summon up reactionary impotent rage in me that's competely disproportionate to whatever other form of entertainment you can name that profits off antisocial behaviour

yes those books are a real part of this shit

a separate thread for the most unlikely 70s crew might be good tho.

and by good I mean "let's keep it in here". also please tell me there's some kind of Accrington Firm.

http://www.terracelinks.info/

"Stanley Northern Express"

I don't condone or promote football hooliganism and this page is merely here offering links to the widely available terrace sites.

Despise these cocks tbh

"Chesterfield Bastard Squad"

there's a soccer firm naming poll there if I could be arsed, which I can't

sorry for the google bait btw

a kindly mod could maybe pr00f those out before we get the D3rby Lun4t1c Fr1ng3 under-5s showing up

the naming of firms is the only thing i've ever been interested by, the sheer oddness of some of the words used

putting this here so I can remember to watch it when I get home

http://news.bbc.co.uk/panorama/hi/front_page/newsid_8298000/8298751.stm

As football hooliganism continued to grow in the 1970s, seemingly unchecked, Panorama immersed itself in this shady world, getting close to some of Millwall's notorious hooligan fans.
Panorama: F Troop, Treatment and the Half-way Line was first broadcast on 14 November 1977.

a kindly mod could maybe pr00f those out before we get the D3rby Lun4t1c Fr1ng3 under-5s showing up

Thread de-indexed for now because I can't do googleproofing. Matt can reindex but googleproof if he wants.

this is a dreadful book: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Blades-Business-Crew-Football-Hooligan/dp/0953084787

room temperature (celcius) iqs all around.

that terracelinks is hysterical

Norwich Pure Vio1ence Mob XD

great way to make myself feel depressed = go to the Charlton site and read through the topic 'Nig Nogs' then the topic 'avoid a "black Europe".' then the topic 'UAF Plan to leaflet Football grounds'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hooligan_firms

oldham athletic-the fine young casuals
bolton wanderers-the cuckoo boys
plymouth argyle-the central element

really REALLY want to hack this and add in Ireland and make up names for Irish clubs, but know some dickhead wikipedophile would change it back instantly and ruin my work.

Except The Firm, obv, and no challop but even that's quite shit in relation to the actual mechanics of pagga.

this is interesting -- a guy i know who was ehh closer to the 80s casuals than yrs truly says the same

it's pretty horrible when they stanley-knife that kid's cheek tho

that f-troop vid is great

they all had haircuts

I work in a bookshop at an airport and Cass Pennant, of West Ham ICF fame, used to come in whenever he was flying out to sign whatever books of his we had in stock. One day I was putting books out near the True Crime section when I noticed this couple browsing through the books. The guy picked up 'Congratulations You Have Just Met The ICF', opened it and sighed, then did the same with the copy next to it, sighed even louder and exclaimed to his girlfriend "Someone's written it all of them!". His girlfriend just pointed to the 'Signed Copy' sticker on the front and gave him a withering glare.

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Can't decide if they're doing it rong or doing it right, tbh

dudes also pick fights ime

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