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If Rooney signs up with Man City (and let's hope not): BLUE ROON

― The Great Hot Chip Rip-Off of 2010 (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 October 2010 09:22 (sixteen years ago)

Surely WAYNE BLUENEY?

― James Mitchell, Monday, 18 October 2010 09:35 (sixteen years ago)

moves to Real Madrid: MOU-ROON-HO

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 18 October 2010 09:39 (sixteen years ago)

SOMETHING ABOUT CHELSEA PENSIONERS if he moves south

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 18 October 2010 09:48 (sixteen years ago)

ONCE A BLUE, ALWAYS A BLUE, THEN A RED, NOW A BLUE AGAIN. STILL SHITE THOUGH.

― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Monday, 18 October 2010 10:12 (sixteen years ago)

Rumours of a move to Spain or even MLS means this is WAYNE'S WORLD.

― The Great Hot Chip Rip-Off of 2010 (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 October 2010 10:53 (sixteen years ago)

SOUNDERS, LA' as Wayne signs for Seattle

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 18 October 2010 11:05 (sixteen years ago)

Moves to La Liga and learns diving from C Ronaldo: THE WAYNE IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY ON THE PLAIN.

― James Mitchell, Monday, 18 October 2010 11:05 (sixteen years ago)

CARROLL DECKER
Toon loon on undisclosed assault charge

― sock lobster (blueski), Monday, 18 October 2010 11:10 (sixteen years ago)

SOMETHING ABOUT CHELSEA PENSIONERS if he moves south

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 18 October 2010 10:48 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

looooooooooool

― O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Monday, 18 October 2010 11:14 (sixteen years ago)

ROO-DFELLAS: Mafia 'favour' has Rooney in shock move to Sicillian club Palermo

― O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Monday, 18 October 2010 11:16 (sixteen years ago)

ROO DE LA PAIX: Could Wayne be shopping his talents at Paris St Germain?

― The Great Hot Chip Rip-Off of 2010 (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 October 2010 11:33 (sixteen years ago)

SHEFFIELD WAYNESDAY

― The Great Hot Chip Rip-Off of 2010 (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 October 2010 11:36 (sixteen years ago)

ROON ARMY as scandal-hit striker replaces scandal-hit striker at footballers' graveyard

(Newcastle supposedly were his first choice after Everton, according to frankly mental stories at the time)

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 18 October 2010 11:44 (sixteen years ago)

ROONEY TOONS surely?

― joe, Monday, 18 October 2010 11:45 (sixteen years ago)

A Small Club With A Small Mentalist

― underrated football teams I have owned (onimo), Monday, 18 October 2010 11:49 (sixteen years ago)

Roo're Not Going Anywhere, Son

― The Great Hot Chip Rip-Off of 2010 (King Boy Pato), Monday, 25 October 2010 10:15 (sixteen years ago)

ROOD BOY OUTTA JAIL : gets Specials dispensation

― zappi, Monday, 25 October 2010 10:41 (sixteen years ago)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Oct/Week4/15773013.jpg

£200 FOR PACK OF MARLBORO LIGHTS

― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 08:28 (sixteen years ago)

should have just bought the daily star, would have saved him £24.70 on chicken

― O holy ruler of ILF (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 08:31 (sixteen years ago)

Don't think there's any real chicken in Fridge Raiders Chicken Snacks tbh.

― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 08:32 (sixteen years ago)


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