'Le God' - Star of Southampton!
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"The man I absolutely loved watching as a kid was Matt Le Tissier after seeing the highlights of his extraordinary goals.
"His talent was out of the norm. He could dribble past seven or eight players but without speed - he just walked past them. For me he was sensational.
"We had a programme on Spanish TV with the best goals from around Europe. He was always the star.
"I was ten or even younger. He was definitely an idol."
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00880/SNN0333PX-280_880487a.jpg
About as great a striker of the ball as their was in the 90s Premiershipness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSsdfe4Z69g
Stand up Matthew, you've done as proud. You also are probably the least embarrassing ex-player on Sky Sports News coverage on a weekend. Welcome to the ILF HOF, have a piña colada and bet on when the next throw-in will be.
― ILF Administrator, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 03:19 (fourteen years ago)
Meh
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 08:56 (fourteen years ago)
good work, "ILF Administrator"
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 09:03 (fourteen years ago)
self praise is no praise
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 09:16 (fourteen years ago)
"you've done as proud"
someone with ILF Administrator privs might want to correct that :)
Congratulations Matt Le Tissier.
"as great a striker of the ball as their was in the 90s Premiershipness."This is otm. While only a seriously prolific scorer in one or two seasons he was one of only a handful of guys you'd expect the unexpected from - like he was always on the verge of a goal of the season.
I think he's got a ridic penalty record as well, only missed one in more than 50 or something like that.
― underrated football teams I have owned (onimo), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 09:26 (fourteen years ago)
hit the crossbar with my badly remembered stat
He is notable for his record at scoring penalty kicks, converting from the spot 48 times from 49 attempts.
― underrated football teams I have owned (onimo), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 09:27 (fourteen years ago)
Mark Crossley made the only penalty save against him.
The save I'm most proud of was against Matt Le Tissier. He's taken 54 penalties in his career and only failed to score on one occasion - that was against me, in 1993. I was in goal for Nottingham Forest and he was up front for Southampton. I got this feeling before he took it that I should go to my right and told myself to delay diving for as long as possible, when he put it there I was able to make a good save. It helped us win the game 2-1 at The Dell.
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/osm/story/0,,626782,00.html
and he agrees with me it's more than 50 :)
― underrated football teams I have owned (onimo), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 09:30 (fourteen years ago)
We should now poll his top ten goals, though obv it's the one with the flicks and the soft finish
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 09:30 (fourteen years ago)
Can't watch at work but is the one where he lobs Schmeichel in it - if so, that one - even if it's more of a demonstration of his close control and touch than his sublime cunting of a football.
― underrated football teams I have owned (onimo), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 09:34 (fourteen years ago)
jeez now you say that i'd struggle to limit it to a top 10.
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 09:35 (fourteen years ago)
his cunted lob of flowerscunted drive against newcastlelast goal at the dell vs arsenal (cunted)run flicks lobs dummy finish (ie softly cunted)
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 09:36 (fourteen years ago)
floated cunt over schmeichel
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 09:37 (fourteen years ago)
That sometimes-entertaining Sky Sports Saturday lunchtime quiz thingie that I can't remember the name of, with Fenners and some blonde lassie, was at Southampton this week, so my Le Tiss trivia has been well heightened as a result (like, I know he has 8 England caps, I knew about Crossley being the only guy to save a penalty off him, etc). It's definitely his week.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:37 (fourteen years ago)
Remember watching him score some incredible goal against, I think, Liverpool, with a bunch of my friends on a Monday night and then we all solemnly wrote out and signed a pledge of allegience to Le Tiss, stating that he was the greatest player we had ever seen and we would celebrate his name for all eternity. So yeah, I voted for him.
― Pete W, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 11:49 (fourteen years ago)
he was on Countdown the other week. Came across well despite not using 'cunt' as a verb.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago)
Oh, I forgot about that, yes, I saw him on that. Also, dudes, he was engaged to Marilyn out of Home and Away!
― ailsa, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 14:57 (fourteen years ago)
jesus yeah he was too. forgot that
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 15:00 (fourteen years ago)
I just remembered that right now. Wikipedia dorks don't even know about it! It's one of my favourite bits of rubbish trivia.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 15:09 (fourteen years ago)
cunted lob of flowers
stealing this for future poetry collection fyi
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago)
I once asked an old footballer in Ireland what had been the happiest time of his life. The footballer replied, 'Lying on the pitch on Saturday afternoon, winning corners and throw-ins with cunty shots.'
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
what could that even mean
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
it's a reference to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loving_%28novel%29
― joe, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
ah yes cunty fingers indeed.
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 18:07 (fourteen years ago)
test bump
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 6 November 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago)
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#2 Paul McGrath
1R Guðni Bergsson 3-12R Sotos Kyrgiakos 3-2SF Phil Brown 3-3, 5-3 aetF Helenio Herrera 3-3, 5-4 replay
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 November 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago)
a true great
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 November 2010 23:54 (fourteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3QrhOrYiBeI/SdHfL-6voKI/AAAAAAAAACg/wvJBoHJ_1bg/s320/hudson.jpg
#3 Ray Hudson
6 Ray Hudson5 Steve Bull4 Ally McCoist4 Peter Osgood0 Alan Knight
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 4 December 2010 00:16 (fourteen years ago)
Can't help thinking this process is somewhat flawed, tbh.
― ailsa, Saturday, 4 December 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago)
shambolic
― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Saturday, 4 December 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago)
love that jjj randomly bumped this
on viewing this collection i re-noted (i surely will have noted it before) his surprising turn of pace (may be helped somewhat by screen re-sizing) and just how good his left was. no swingers here, every one of them is hit with a confidence most players don't rly ever achieve consistency with even with their good leg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVEcbvrxHQ0
― local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 October 2014 00:58 (ten years ago)
played cricket, afterwards they were showing a retrospective of his goals in the bar
filled me with great melancholy that he failed to obtain 90 england caps
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Sunday, 17 May 2015 20:08 (nine years ago)