"Even my grandma could have scored that" : the thread for missed opportunities

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNKBEHFzZs4

Jibe, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:14 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmgKhHshbRI&feature=player_embedded#!

Jibe, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:15 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6U74xwck2E

Jibe, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:16 (fourteen years ago)

my lovelife up until now

hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:16 (fourteen years ago)

and now one in crappy quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X68cGIol04U

Jibe, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:17 (fourteen years ago)

Missed goal no.5 of this compilation is just impressive... it's like the team really really really didn't xwant to score (its at the 1:18 mark)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmcOtC5Sy4w

Jibe, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 13:21 (fourteen years ago)

Was that in the Southampton v Norwich 5-4 that was the highest scoring Premiership game for a while? Have vague memories that they didn't just show the 9 goals on MOTD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD4Uyep4KG0

^Best moment of the World Cup, and I like how when you type in his name in YouTube the first suggestions are all for this.

if, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5INOqpobCs

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

This thread will prove a useful repository for "uh, no, what about THIS" whenever anyone brings this one up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqkShPKgAbw

ailsa, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

cant find acimovic for us, think it was vs charlton, he never recovered

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

So *did* the linesman give the Iwelomu one or not?

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

Rubbish quality but here for completeness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoOgNbYFNM4

I'm being a smartass here, but in a fun way (NotEnough), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_A6QHdWcXg

ailsa, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

xpost, yes, that's what counts as commentary up here. Lucky us.

ailsa, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

This remains my favourite ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DEkKs_dj2I

ailsa, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

ha

quick nod to steve stone, ronnie rosenthal

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

nobody's gonna beat the sivonjic one, ever

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

although...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvYOA4BXIqk

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQLylizGmDs

assume everyone's seen this bt now courtesy of the guardian but it's worth posting cos it's so... odd.

These children will not kill my Gerrard for me oh, (or something), Saturday, 20 November 2010 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

um...check out the opening post of the thread?

acoleuthic, Saturday, 20 November 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

rosicky had a terrible miss vs cska moscow a few years ago.....arsenal lost 1-0

nakhchivan, Saturday, 20 November 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

sorry, shdnt phrase those rejoinders as qns - dick pass-agg move tbh

acoleuthic, Saturday, 20 November 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

oh, how tiresome. read and reread the thread to make sure it hadn't been posted. was late and i was drunk though tbf.

These children will not kill my Gerrard for me oh, (or something), Saturday, 20 November 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

pay no heed to this 'acoleuthic' fellow, that can never be shown too many times imo

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 20 November 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

Haha, love the guy that plays the through pass tripping the keeper with his hands.

Apparently there was a St Johnstone miss vs Aberdeen in the first half yesterday that belongs on here, haven't seen it yet.

ia! ia! Cartman fthagn! (aldo), Sunday, 21 November 2010 10:31 (fourteen years ago)

Aldo, if it's the one about 45 seconds in, it's really not that bad:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/scotland/9214088.stm

ailsa, Sunday, 21 November 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I watched the highlights looking for it and people who write text updates are fucking liars. Laughed at the Kenny Misser throw-in debacle though.

ia! ia! Cartman fthagn! (aldo), Monday, 22 November 2010 07:56 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, that same situation was a "You are the ref" in the grauniad a while back. Can't believe Kenny Miller doesn't read the guardian! I just wished he'd picked it up for a deliberate handball.

ailsa, Monday, 22 November 2010 08:36 (fourteen years ago)

just seen an absolute shocker in aussie football highlights. would have been a beaut goal too. brisbane vs something fury.

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

francis jeffers!

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

from 1:58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlX6Ar3AlWg

Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

level up my friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV8ozxliySQ

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Thursday, 6 January 2011 13:43 (fourteen years ago)

whoa

Sivonjic one is truly unbeatable I think, as in there's no mathematical way you could construct a worse miss (short of raising the stakes by putting it in a world cup final or something) - the ball is *going in*, six inches from the goal, and he kicks it in the wrong direction by 180 degrees - there's just no room for improvement there.

Qatar one is great too, if only 'cos it compiles a horrible, horrible flub (the keeper's) with a far worse one inside on 10 seconds.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Thursday, 6 January 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

Don't know what to say about this one, it is just completely wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CjDWq4j6hU&feature=related

Jibe, Monday, 30 May 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

first one here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MUslEUyfnY

this you irl http://i.imgur.com/v3kw8.gif (cozen), Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago)


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