in the future everyone will be newcastle utd manager for 15 minutes

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rip big man, heaven needed someone a bit too loyal

Poll Results

Option	Votes
moat	6
moyes	2
rafa	2
thebig_sam	1
tony blair	1
wagner	1
other (from in english football)	1
jol	1
mike ashley does it himself	1
other (a foreign manager)	1
jackie charlton	0
spuggy	0
gazza	0
michael crawford	0
ginola	0
coyle	0
brown	0
dec	0
curbishley	0
keegan	0
shearer	0
kinnear	0
pardew	0
oneill	0
wenger	0
jose	0
dowie	0
ant	0

― purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Monday, 6 December 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

this is a pretty stupid poll

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

i mean, ant & dec, separate entry honestly

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

voted moaty, proper legend

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

Write-in vote for Roy Race

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 December 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

hardly go back, now that he's de facto running liverpool

― Goths in Home & Away in my lifetime (darraghmac), Monday, 6 December 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

not shearer because he could never top last time. So Ashley has to do it himself.

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 6 December 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

Right answer is Andy Carroll player-manager though.

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 6 December 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

exhume robson imo

― purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Monday, 6 December 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

Bryan Robson

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 6 December 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

Seriously, he ticks both boxes - experience and would take the job

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 6 December 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

Gareth Southgate. ticks the boxes, plus would be a proper lol make the fans hate ashley EVEN MO

― purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Monday, 6 December 2010 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

thoughtful, reasonable guys out

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 6 December 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

Heh, I set my Paddy Power bookmark as the 'next permanent Newcastle manager' url last time they did this - it's been a dead link ever since, yet today it's revived as if nothing ever changes

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 6 December 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://pure.hmv.com/content/ebiz/purehmv/invt/f091000583/f091000583_m.jpg

― Princess BigSam (DJ Mencap), Monday, 6 December 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

'big' lol campbell has already come out and criticised the decision, pretty sure only my bwoy moaty can return solidarity to this ragtag bunch.

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 6 December 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

Jossy ftw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IqznlB1GhI

― ailsa, Monday, 6 December 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

They should pioneer a new form of football management imo. Maybe try the Ebbsfleet democracy model, or the players can operate as a soviet.

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 6 December 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

Deep down inside us we all do believe
That Gary Megson will take us back where we belong

― James Mitchell, Monday, 6 December 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam/status/11855288680321025

― Princess TuomTuom (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 December 2010 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

haaaa

― Cap.Obv (acoleuthic), Monday, 6 December 2010 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

understated cleverness in the faxing your own shit concept

― modrić in paradise (blueski), Monday, 6 December 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago)

Would Moyes take it?

Wasn't so long ago Gordon Strachan would have been on any short-list - his faith in the quality of yer average SPLer has been his undoing.

― he's Big but he's not Bobo (onimo), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 12:18 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, thinking you can win stuff with Willo Flood = not the best idea anyone's had. Twice.

― ailsa, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago)

srs answer: if not jol then kinnear-pardew dream team innit guv

srs answer to lolprayers: phil brown

― r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

sneaky 50p down the bookies answer: is steve bruce poachable?

― r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

check the odds on pope's catholicism while you're at it

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/u0Jdp.jpg
http://www.plong.com/MusicCatalog/A/Aphex%20Twin%20-%20Windowlicker%20%28CD5%29/Aphex%20Twin%20-%20Windowlicker.jpg

― nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/mE6bu.jpg

― nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

"I can't really put my finger on where there's a problem in the team, or in the squad [at the moment].

Pardew looking in the wrong direction for problems there.

― he's Big but he's not Bobo (onimo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

LMA shd throw Pardew out imo

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

Five and a half year contract! Good work there - he'll get a better payout in six months time than Big Sam did.

― he's Big but he's not Bobo (onimo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

this is stupid beyond words

why such a long contract? even good managers seldom last that long

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

Because lolololol they're building for the lololololololol long term oh god it's no good i can't do that straight-faced

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

they're paying him 400k a year, absurd both cuz it's about 200 times too much and cuz it's about a fifth of the going rate for a midtable pl manager like, i dunno, that hughton dude is out of work at the moment isn't he?

maybe pardew.....isn't a pl level manager?

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

like Big Sam, he would be more at home at your Reals or your Inters.

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago)

damn shame he joined nukey just as one of those jobs was coming available

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

Inter job's already been secretly offered to Phil Brown, I believe.

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

the voices in his head must be getting louder if the whole east riding is in the know

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

good move imo, nothing but the best absolute raping guidance for wor andy

― r|t|c, Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

Pardew on the radio: "I've seen chairman get excited and spend more money than they want to - and that's what I want."

This is gonna be so enjoyable.

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 December 2010 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

time 2 hijack L'pool's Ronaldinho bid.

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 9 December 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

any 'raking the coals' headlines yet?

― modrić in paradise (blueski), Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

leaving it til he re-signs andrew, gets carlton in

― chortlin acoleuthic (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

and this assange thing blows over

― modrić in paradise (blueski), Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

yeah I can't wait for the wikileaks on NUFC to start hitting the streets

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

"Ashley 'fucked the club backwards for a laugh' claims leaked memo"

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

Saturday, 11 December 2010
Barclays Premier League
Newcastle v Liverpool, 17:30

I am so looking forward to this

― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/9273388.stm

"it's one of the top five clubs in England"

When, if ever, did you start thinking Newcastle etc

― Insane Clown 2 Electric Juggalo (onimo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

think he means geographically

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

assumed he was referring to comedy clubs

― absinthe of malithe (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

ahahahahahaha xp

― a lout deeply plugged into the Po (acoleuthic), Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://shop.sportsworldcards.com/ekmps/shops/sportsworld/images/newcastle-united-kevin-keegan-telia-playing-card-swedish-release.-42412-p.jpg

one of the top five spades in England

― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

racist

― nakhchivan, Thursday, 9 December 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

seven years pass...

1 like = 1 ridiculous thing from Newcastle United's recent history.
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) May 1, 2017

Too many to poll but this is a p good potted history of the Toon in the Sky era

― Chunky Backgammon (onimo), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 12:56 (seven years ago)

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