DIOUFY

http://www.luxuo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/elhadj_diouf_car.jpg

accept no imitators, from france-senegal 2k2 to tearing it up in the inside channels for rovers, dude is all time

pélé even had him in his 125 best players iirc

http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/original700/el-hadji-diouf-steven-gerrard-2010-2-28-14-2-37.jpg

spat at celtic fans sure, but u can bet they were saying some shit

made up a story about everton ballboys or something, i can't remember the details

not saying he's a saint, but his heart's in the right place

http://fashiondistinct.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/u1_el_hadji_diouf-00c5d.jpg

feeling guilty for voting kalinic ahead of him

sometimes in football yr hip to the latest 'wunderkind' and forget the big men, the tried-and-trusted, the true soldiers who will be there when it's -6 in rochdale on a tuesday night

they wont necessarily be happy to be there, and they might not really give a shit, but when it comes to a ruck you know they'll pull their weight

a particularly camp, delorean-sporting ruck

division of labour son, it's not fuckin 1342

samba with the broadswoard, andrews with the shiv, dioufy with the catargh

tear the place up

how can u look at a gullwing and think of bloody deloreans

dioufy can appreciate the fine history of postwar german engineering

dioufy with the catargh

well at least we now know why FIFA let themselves be swayed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOUYZz7gdTQ

lmao never heard that before... dioufy's absolutely annihilated them there

"thnobby bathtard"

DIOUFY LEGEND

http://i.imgur.com/NA6L6.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/a7ceM.jpg

the hell are you on about, even when driven apart big s and dioufy will never have anything but the purest love and strongest of bonds.

there's a big difference between affirming their love on the field of play, dioufy manfully sacrificing himself to adjunct full back, and the two of them just slumped together in front of a 60" plasma eating takeaways, watching porn and talking about that time dioufy slipped rohypnol in ivan campo's rioja and did something unmentionable in his hair

http://i.imgur.com/Ei47E.jpg

that time dioufy slipped rohypnol in ivan campo's rioja and did something unmentionable in his hair

so believable that i'm suspicious.

write yr own thebig_sam tweets itt

Diouf

who the fuck is diouf?

it's either el-hadji, or DIOUFY

'Carragher is just a guy who loves to talk. Carragher, for me, is nothing,' Diouf told The Sun.

'If Liverpool had 10 players like Carragher, then they would never win anything.

'He’s like a make of ketchup or mustard to a normal person, not important. I played for Liverpool for two years and Carragher never spoke to me. That’s life, some people are like that.'

Diouf believes he was targeted by the 32-year-old defender because he was 'jealous' of the wages he was on when he arrived at Anfield eight years ago from Lens.

'When I played at Liverpool, Carragher could have talked to me then - but he didn’t, ' he added.

'He was jealous of me - that’s why he talked about me. Because when I came to Liverpool I earned more than him and I was a bigger name than him.

'We didn’t have a team at Liverpool. We had the English somewhere and the French boys somewhere. If it’s like that, you can do nothing together.

'I took my country to the World Cup and to the finals of the African Nations Cup.

'So Carragher can’t criticise me because, to me, he has done nothing with his life.

'But Carragher doesn’t sell papers, Carragher doesn’t sell shirts.'

Diouf was a surprise selection on the top 100 players in the world once submitted by footballing greats Pele and Diego Maradona and the Blackburn star insists their praise puts Carragher's criticism to shame.

He said: 'I’m not going to listen to what Carragher says.

'I listen to the big men, the greats of football. Both said very good things about me.'

how could u doubt dioufy's greatness after that

all truth

'I took my country to the World Cup and to the finals of the African Nations Cup.

'So Carragher can’t criticise me because, to me, he has done nothing with his life.

'But Carragher doesn’t sell papers, Carragher doesn’t sell shirts.'

str8 furnace. u don't want it with dioufy

yeah but if he'd run into carragher's mates in a shopping centre after that, woo boy.

i mean he'd definitely nearly have had something done to him

rly hope he and chris samba do a black armband protest at the 'death of blackburn rovers' and then tear up their contracts on the pitch before throwing their shirts to the fans

righteous

football becomes self-aware

"For many years I've thought he is a gutter-type of boy and I was going to call him a sewer rat but that might be insulting the sewer rats. I think he's the lowest of the low and I can't see him being at Blackburn for much longer because Steve Kean won't put up with someone like that in the dressing room.

"I think he'll be one of the first to go and good riddance to him, I hope he goes abroad because I won't miss watching him. Sign him? I wouldn't want to talk to him."

Warnock?

dioufy will be sonning that cunt within 24 hours

gutter sort of 'boy'

calls everyone a boy so don't even fucking try it.

50-50 w/ givet and qpr player mackie & dioufy apparently swears at latter while he is badly injured? idk but it doesn't look god for the dioufy revival ;_;

i know givet is his friend tho (francophone solidarily in mid lancs)

Mackie just needs to read Keano's book and bide his time. Seriously though, hope he recovers well.

http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showpost.php?s=2b87fdaba5bf89e130534418d2036af9&p=9215335&postcount=2

@jamiemac12
Jamie Mackie
@RobbieSavage8 proper disappointed that e diouf was in my ear while aim on the deck with a broken leg saying fuck u and fuck your leg thanks

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I like that even the posts defending Dioufy feel the need for due balance by stating what a prick he is

good hero choice guyz kiu

@marcbircham
Marc Bircham
@jonsarno he on hitlist he now above jedward , Andre and katona !!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf4ZN6EK198

"i cannot stand..there are some foreigners in are game and he is one of them"

go to a diff continent!

a different continent...that is amazing

his daughter boudicca cld not be reached for comment

sorry fr the homophone

didn't someone stand screaming over an injured r keane, that was banter eh

http://i.imgur.com/vSwKX.jpg

funny that Diouf is the only non-English player in that poll

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1364745/El-Hadji-Diouf-Ive-killed-prison-A-big-character-does-make-bad-man.html

http://8f.img.v4.skyrock.net/8f1/muste-zo/pics/2605198618_1.jpg

diouf obv a p common name in that part of the world

http://www.senegalembassy.co.uk/dioufy_and_kids.jpg

http://9d.img.v4.skyrock.net/9d4/moaicha/pics/1992248567_small_1.jpg

apt vest

http://www.buzzle.com/articles/115241.html

yeah it's a shame, u want a knew roy keane and u get a cascarino

still, u gotta love how he dresses like a pimp from an 80s eddie murphy vehicle to go shopping but goes for the rab c nesbitt look when he's out on the town

k

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3387197

http://i.imgur.com/4bj8o.gif

:O

what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJGxVXbtaMU

'Gaddafi is a man who I have always admired,' declared Diouf. 'I am telling the truth. I know him, and I know his son Saif as well. They are my friends.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1378335/Rangers-El-Hadji-Diouf-admits-admires-friend-Colonel-Gaddafi.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

brilliant

Was going to resurrect this thread for that very quote. Guy's in a class of his own.

the bergman/dioufy crossover is some niche market

^^

your terrible ideas

think i outdid it by assuming knowledge of robert musil and joleon lescott right dere tho

El Hadji Diouf will be hammered with a massive fine after failing to report back for the start of pre-season training at Blackburn.

Furious manager Steve Kean, who is keen to offload the 30-year-old, admitted Blackburn have no idea where he is.

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2886/africa/2011/07/20/2583689/el-hadji-diouf-snubs-senegal-fa-hearing

El-Hadji Diouf snubs Senegal FA hearing
Forward did not show up at the Senegal Football Federation disciplinary hearing that took place on Wednesday in Dakar and could subsequently be sanctioned

I had my photo taken with Dioufy in 2002. No, I'm not sharing it.

Nobody has seen or heard from Diouf, 30, since he was ordered from the premises in the days building up to the Survival Sunday scrap with Wolves in May.

He arrived one morning with a Scottish Championship winner's medal round his neck, won during his six-month loan spell at Ibrox.
Rovers boss Steve Kean was far from impressed when Diouf began showing it off and got him to go.

A club source said: "There's no sign of him."

I had my photo taken with Dioufy in 2002. No, I'm not sharing it.

Oh yes you are. You can't tease with Dioufy.

http://thesun.mobi/;m=is;f=jpg;h=323;k=xufmTLR5Bx2cLmuKBWU8Lw;q=100;w=232/it%3atagaro/poBzvWPpZVRgJkSxeNXOVA.jpg

Kean got coach Iain Brunskill to get rid of Diouf and an insider said: "That day El Hadji was showing off his medal and behaving pretty obnoxiously.

"The rest of players were fighting for their survival in the Premier League and the management weren't happy about Diouf disrupting them.

"He was ordered to leave and told he wasn't welcome back at the training ground for the remainder of the season."

"Celtic against Rangers is 10 times better than Liverpool against Manchester United or something like that.

"The Old Firm game is the number one game in the world. What I feel about this game I have never felt in my life. On the pitch it is like a war, but beautiful. A good war."

Blackburn Rovers have cancelled the contract of the Senegal forward El Hadji Diouf. "Dioufy has left the club. I think we reached a mutual-consent termination of his contract last night," said manager Steve Kean. "He will be moving on to pastures new and we wish him all the best."

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I wonder how much he settled for - like if they paid up his contract in full he could end up anywhere and still be quids in. Maybe Sally McCoisty will give the boy another second chance...

El-Hadji Diouf is a shock target for big-spending ­Leicester boss Sven Goran Eriksson after quitting Blackburn Rovers.

The controversial ­Senegalese striker agreed a six-figure pay-off from Ewood Park to make himself a free agent and clear to talk to the Foxes.

Diouf is also wanted by West Ham, but will consider all offers, including those from the US and Qatar, before making a decision.

Leicester are going bust again aren't they?

will go to dagastan with eto'o and end up a mob boss, i'm calling it

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Diouf_cropped.jpg

dw/i

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kk6jvemTI8

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2051874/El-Hadji-Diouf-trains-West-Ham--Twitter-picture.html

Senegal international striker El-Hadji Diouf has joined Doncaster Rovers on a three-month deal, subject to clearance.

awww no reunion with allardyce

dioufy is 30 years old, he's better than this

diufy wasn't better than that when he was 22 years old tbh (bitter LFC fan)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2051618/What-agent-Willie-McKay-doing-Doncaster-Rovers.html

dioufy is currently staying classy afaict

Bad blood between the players goes back to their Sunderland playing days. In 2009 The Sun revealed Diouf allegedly threatened to “knife” Ferdinand after a bust-up on the pitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF5vubdSL1c

dioufy to leeds & warnock is the comedy rumour that just doesnt seem to be going away

"I know people have talked about the incident between me and Neil Warnock but it is in the past and is not an issue. I have the utmost respect for Neil Warnock and I'd be delighted to help Leeds gain promotion to the Premier League."

"I'm at Leeds United. It's a club I'm going to do the best I can to bring the right players into the club and you'll have to wait to see if he is one of those targets or not."

pélé even had him in his 125 best players iirc

― dioufy (nakhchivan), Friday, 10 December 2010 07:22 (1 year ago) Bookmark

no straw was ever grasped so desperately

idk, 18 months ago jamie mackie was just a poor snipe from dorking plying his trade in the lower leagues

somehow or other, dioufy's words, callous and asinine as they doubtless were, catylysed him and now he is a profilic epl player and dioufy is the champo reject

http://i.imgur.com/MGIpIXW.jpg

gerrard quotes sadly slept on

“I didn’t know Neil Lennon but saw his face and have always hated him. He is a d***head and I’ve never liked him. At the end of the Liverpool-Celtic game in the UEFA Cup he asked me for my shirt but I never gave it to him. I would still not give him it today.”

“Steven Gerrard is a great club player but an egotist as well. He didn’t care about Liverpool winning – all that mattered for him was getting on the scoresheet.

“The person I would least want to spend Christmas with is Jamie Carragher. I hate him. He was the biggest turkey I’ve seen on a pitch. I found him useless.”