Footballers with bad hair: a picture thread

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http://champions-league-betting.com/images/hair/roberto-baggio.jpg

I mean really wtf is that?

Insane Clown 2 Electric Juggalo (onimo), Monday, 13 December 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.co.uk/media/2008/06/abelxavier-g.jpg

^this dude could fill a thread himself

Insane Clown 2 Electric Juggalo (onimo), Monday, 13 December 2010 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.midlandsmemorabilia.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/webassets/tony-daley-england-press-photo-red-kit-alan-cozzi.jpg

^could've been in Five Star

Insane Clown 2 Electric Juggalo (onimo), Monday, 13 December 2010 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

Can't find a good one of that thing Maurice Johnston (ach ptoo) had on his head that was like five haircuts at once - spiky mohawk permed mullet with streaks.

Insane Clown 2 Electric Juggalo (onimo), Monday, 13 December 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago)

something like this one of Waddle's, but worse
http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/northeast/series11/images/week5/waddle449.jpg

I remember people sporting this look at school :(

Insane Clown 2 Electric Juggalo (onimo), Monday, 13 December 2010 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

why?
http://im.rediff.com/sports/2010/jun/15photo01.jpg

Insane Clown 2 Electric Juggalo (onimo), Monday, 13 December 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

this fuckin guy
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/goal/posts/13lalas.190.jpg

Insane Clown 2 Electric Juggalo (onimo), Monday, 13 December 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

quality mullet
http://images.spox.com/userfiles/d/m/h/3/E/FMv8RAQHHU4swbs3bbDjzz.jpg

Insane Clown 2 Electric Juggalo (onimo), Monday, 13 December 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.livefootball.org/blog/uploaded_images/Rene-Higuita-736798.jpg

cold ... blooded

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 13 December 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://sportscad.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/andy_carroll_280x39_779934a11.jpg

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 13 December 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.midfielddynamo.com/images/players/brotherston_100x102.png

Inspector Anthony Slade, Monday, 13 December 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

onimo auditioning for football focus/current motd2 gig?

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Monday, 13 December 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn.wn.com/ph/img/c8/f0/bdb343fee74df09e38070a0692ef-grande.jpg

ITV2: Jimlectric Beglinoo (DJ Mencap), Monday, 13 December 2010 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv0/SkUvANfTrzI/AAAAAAAAGT8/WHYBPRKZ9dc/s400/bobby_charlton_combover.jpg

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 13 December 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

they didn't wear snoods in my day!
xxp

Insane Clown 2 Electric Juggalo (onimo), Monday, 13 December 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

charltons hair is p gnarly there. hogan wishes he could look that cool.

irish xmas caek, get that marzipan inta ya (a hoy hoy), Monday, 13 December 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

el pibe valderrama y/n? I think it's OK myself

http://footballteamplayers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/CarlosValderrama.jpg

dan m, Monday, 13 December 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://footballteamplayers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/CarlosValderrama.jpg

dan m, Monday, 13 December 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

Valderrama is mostly classic but definitely took it too far at times
http://britishfootie4us.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/carlos.jpg

Insane Clown 2 Electric Juggalo (onimo), Monday, 13 December 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

i wanted to start a thread called The Premhairship and then come up with a starting eleven. i thought of sagna and chamakh and then forgot the whole idea

harlan, Monday, 13 December 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://i53.tinypic.com/qsmxdf.jpg

harlan, Monday, 13 December 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bhoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/48903361_emilio466.jpg

ok, not so bad, but still.

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 13 December 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

yes the man is a champion

harlan, Monday, 13 December 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://i314.photobucket.com/albums/ll419/cromoscalcio/Calciatori1984-85Panini_146.jpg

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 13 December 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1125000/images/_1127184_caniggia300.jpg

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 13 December 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQKxQVOgCXgrwakUB-TG-HrIhLrs9e8zaWGHGLbrM7Y_OvQ5qUG

Jibe, Monday, 13 December 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSv_Au31Gl0ecWZrvpwqTSS-1sgNjH-ASJJoaO_pMCKb7qPZ_1VLg

Jibe, Monday, 13 December 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

OK one last one and then I can stop hogging this thread and faking work and leave the office. This one is clearly from the Djibril Cissé School of Hairstyles :

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2JucX9djqvMJ5U9dHRil6quf8-7vJeMhoVADvbZ6SAPfiX1WG

Jibe, Monday, 13 December 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

I like to think of that as an actual School, with a graduation ceremony and everything

big up yourself and encounter (admrl), Monday, 13 December 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago)

djibril definitely does ridiculous well. he somehow pulls it off. almost.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 13 December 2010 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

chamakh definitely doing things tonight.

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 13 December 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.magpieszone.com/toon/2008/02/02022008_alan-shearer.jpg

james' clark kent do is awesome, btw.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 13 December 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

u fuckers who posted valderrama are going to pay in the next life

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Monday, 13 December 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

like, I considered posting Jamie Lawrence, then realised that in fact his hair is/was awesome

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Monday, 13 December 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

however I have no compuction posting this

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:wbK-Jbls-lA9qM:http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1059/39344113davala203g.jpg&t=1

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Monday, 13 December 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.inthestands.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/romaniateam1998_40266a.jpg

전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Monday, 13 December 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.sscnapoli.it/UserFiles/Image/squadra/hamsik_scheda.jpg

sonderangerbot, Monday, 13 December 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

the gazza-aping peroxide look was v popular in the west of scotland c. 1996.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 13 December 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://pegasusnews.com/media/img/photos/2009/03/11/thumbs/shea.jpg.728x520_q85.jpg

dan m, Monday, 13 December 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

o my word

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Monday, 13 December 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/SmKIy.jpg

salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 December 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

xp Brek Shea has some of the worst of all times

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4079/4759930907_5b17ee7e98.jpg

dan m, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://greatwenlondon.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/jasonlee1.jpg

He's got a pineapple on his head.

전승 Complete Victory (in Battle) (NotEnough), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 07:45 (fourteen years ago)

this thread is bringing so many rofls <3<3

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 December 2010 10:36 (fourteen years ago)

has there been a museum anywhere that has shown an exhibition of photos of cissé's hair? has there been an hour long tv investigation? is he on medication?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 December 2010 10:38 (fourteen years ago)

Dude is great. Don't know what he is on though. This one is not really about his hairstyle, its him stylin' on his wedding day :

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6ibrICZaA0ZMdo64N8mkeHbw3YOoBEh1jDeLx-22kDJdhXtTOkQ

Jibe, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.tribunalatina.com/argentina/img2/palacioBarca.jpg

dan m, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.soccerjones.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/neymar-santos-e1281665063936.jpg

mizzell, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/columnists/2011/5/2/1304346724016/Kevin-Grosskreutz-007.jpg

Kevin Grosskreutz's village-idiot-bastard-son-of-Michael-Bolton-and-Rumpelstiltskin barnet – the 22-year-old had stopped going to the barber's shortly after Christmas, in anticipation of the championship – was not worthy of the "worst haircut in Bundesliga history" tag after all.

Grosskreutz, sensationally, managed to go one, ahem, better, sporting a style so hideous and demonstrably wrong that it will never be topped. Not even the fabled Mike Werner could come close to Santana's hellish concoction, the three-quarter-shaven-egg-with-rat-fur look.

mizzell, Monday, 2 May 2011 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

Several of these haircuts are dope, not least Tony Daley's, haters

MPx4A, Monday, 2 May 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

and I mean, really:

http://optajoke.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/javier-margas.jpg

different league

MPx4A, Monday, 2 May 2011 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

still think this might be a prank but

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Sandro.jpg

mizzell, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 14:27 (thirteen years ago)

... and, old school, yer man Ivanov

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RsHlsFjuMSk/S8AU3QSqLFI/AAAAAAAAAM8/FWFo6OeUOdk/s1600/Ivanov.jpg

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago)

terrible hangover every single time

r|t|c, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

I like how Trifon always looks like he's midway through a cheeky wink to the camera.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

the most unfortunate thing about gervinho's is you can't even suggest a better look. the dude really is doing his best.

r|t|c, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago)

keep wondering what the end game with gervinho's hair is

maxmombuffsnads (cozen), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago)

if he just shaved his head he would look 100000000000000000000x better

mizzell, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

ok sandro's do is real but it's already been changed

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/125682588.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789219B309651A2344B3FA627E43E614AA996C8F0C79099F214A68BA013B5EB811C36

mizzell, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

or maybe one side's red and one side's blue

mizzell, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://dusanbasta.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/sas_0341.jpg

sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_full_width/hash/3b/53/IMG_9924_1.JPG

mizzell, Thursday, 22 March 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

^^^important addition to this thread

dan m, Thursday, 22 March 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

another angle
http://www.mlssoccer.com/sites/league/files/velasquez_0.jpg

dan m, Friday, 23 March 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://s3.amazonaws.com/assets.asn.com/production/attacheds/85/original/LenhartSteven_MLS_SJ.jpg

this
fucking
guy

DX Dx DX (dan m), Monday, 8 October 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago)

ten months pass...

i dont really know anything about him but just looking at those pics upthread is there any reason not to go with the intuition that brek shea is one of the vilest human beings that ever lived

r|t|c, Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago)

that's very nice hair, the cuts rather less so

гір кривбас кривий ріг (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago)

no physiognomic or phenotypic resemblance but he has the same squat, stocky proto-obese attacking midfield sort of ambience that xherdan has, just with more adventurous choices in terms of shit haircuts

they would probably get on well together

гір кривбас кривий ріг (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:35 (eleven years ago)

how do you feel about this?

During Shea's personal time he often paints. On June 26, 2011, Shea showcased 10 of his abstract pieces to the Controlled Chaos Art Show and Auction at NYLO Hotel in Plano, raising almost $10,000 for the FC Dallas Foundation benefiting disadvantaged youth through soccer.

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0197/3276/products/265a_grande.jpg?384

mizzell, Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:40 (eleven years ago)

vindicated

r|t|c, Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago)

http://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/C6/DCEE304993184CE99A288FB46B3A9.jpg

you can't fault him for effort.

Wantaway striker (LocalGarda), Thursday, 5 September 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Fort crash as Wick star Weir nets all eight goals

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 13:48 (eleven years ago)

LOL that was meant to be on a new thread but I've obviously completely forgotten the procedure involved. Anyway, the boy done good.

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago)

four months pass...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/27/article-2569652-1BE47E1900000578-62_634x380.jpg
hope he keeps the khal drogo beard, tbh

mizzell, Friday, 28 February 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmU-B-FCYAANzPA.png

dan m, Monday, 28 April 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)

hell yes 2 slices, one on each side
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmP9BnOCUAEYcAv.jpg

stuff n buff (anky), Monday, 28 April 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)

^dude is such a blatant shill

dan m, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 12:34 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUvDU_c3A00

DISMISSED AS CHANCE (NotEnough), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 09:26 (eleven years ago)

eight months pass...

list of footballers with hair on the side of their heads

nakhchivan, Thursday, 8 January 2015 02:29 (ten years ago)

In 2004, he emigrated to Redondo Beach, California, where he is apparently enjoying life as a property developer in Orange County, and has taken on the stereotypical California Lifestyle. According to one reporter who met him recently, 'He looks more like 23 than 43, and has a deep brown tan and is covered in tattoos. He’s been teetotal for about five years, and gets up at 6am every day and does yoga. Then he waxes up his surfboard and heads out to catch some waves.'

r|t|c, Friday, 9 January 2015 16:50 (ten years ago)


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