fuck west ham united

these corrupt cunts deserve everything fate can fling at them

yeah i mean ppl generally seem to have a soft spot for them what with them being a "proper club" as it were. but they've never not had an essential grubby birminghamness about them and really it's worse for having it also being confected into this vile british bulldog "academy of football" delusion of geezer noblesse

"forever blowing bubbles" is hard not to love despite everything though tbf

did they ever pay Sheff U any of the money that they were awarded btw?

the irons were the club i rooted for in england before my bro moved to newcastle :'/ why you break heart, lj?

tempted to make a poll: "best out of jim's favourite epl teams" but maybe a bit solipsistic. here's how it would go:
man city
west ham
newcastle
blackpool
aston villa
everton

'pool would've walked it 'til the Holloway backlash (i.e. 2 or 3 mildly critical posts) kicked in recently. Ditto Everton with Cahill. Newcastle would get the sympathy vote this week, but I reckon West Ham would take it in a backlash-against-the-backlash shocker. LJ dangerously exposed on this thread I feel

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take no notice of that slag

west ham is a thoroughly unpleasant institution with a massive superiority complex and with a mourinho-esque fate-cheating habit of avoiding the drop despite manifestly deserving it season after season. they employ a disproportionately high number of cunts on their playing staff (yeah I know, we signed Di Canio as well and Bowyer started here, but they're not the worst) and in recent years their football has stagnated into utter drudgery. and they pretty much cheated to stay up. and we beat them 4-0 that season and they still stayed up. fuck them.

scott parker is the only likeable thing about WHUFC atm, and I'm not just saying that coz I have a shirt with his name on the back

he's no ruud boffin and you know it

ok he is likeable too

Come on you irons. Birmingham, WBA and Blackburn for the drop please (though I've just found out that Steve Kean is in a sense a protégé of my friend's dad - he coached his youth team or something along those lines and had some kind of mentor/mentee thing for a few years afterwards)

they fired harry rednapp iirc. that's kinda lol, do they look at him now and go, ah fuck?

The thing that's a bit sad about West Ham and Villa this season is they both seem to be giving their youth products a go this season... and they're both having dreadful seasons. I still think they're in schtuck, though - they'll keep getting these occasional good results, but I don't see them putting together a consistent run. Then again, this season, maybe they won't need to.

I still think they'll go down, 1x good goalscoring run from Robbie Keane could save them but the problem that won't go away is that defence. I just can't see any teams, except maybe Birmingham, that look shit enough to go down in their place. Although West Brom have really sunk like a stone without me noticing.

Actually, I'm wrong, Blackpool might still go down.

Why do you think I started this thread?

they fired harry rednapp iirc. that's kinda lol, do they look at him now and go, ah fuck?

― zvookster, Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:38 (Yesterday) Bookmark

redknapp's beyond useless spending of the £18m ferdinand money is one of the all-time greatest prem fuck-ups and from an extremely promising position basically set the ball rolling for the next decade of nonsense lasting to this day. no one really seems to remember him for it though, arry being arry.

In came Christian Dailly (£1.75m), Rigobert Song (£2.5m), Hayden Foxe (free) and Ragnvald Soma (£800,000). Redknapp also paid Liverpool £2.2m for Titi Camara and Litex Lovech, £500,000 for Svetoslav Todorov. Kaba Diawara, Hannu Tihinen and Sebastien Schemmel were also signed on loan, although only the latter ended up with a permanent deal.

otoh he played a blinder that season they signed hartson & kitson to keep a dead and buried team up so maybe it evens up idk

christian dailly is a flipping legernd

scott parker is the only likeable thing about WHUFC atm, and I'm not just saying that coz I have a shirt with his name on the back

― acoleuthic, Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:20 (6 days ago)

I feel sorry for the new yuts, who seem to have an ounce of talent and don't seem like dicks (Hines and Tomkins and Stanislas) who deserve better.

Also I really want them to stay up so they are still seen as a viable candidate for the Olympic stadium, Spurs deserve better and WHU getting it has an endless potential for lols.

But really, FUCK WEST HAM UNITED

you should add Jack Collison to that list, dude's had terrible luck

"When I was at West Ham they sold Rio Ferdinand and that was the beginning of the end. Once you start selling the best young players you're no longer building a team, you're dismantling a team. We won't be doing that here. The chairman is ambitious and so are the owners. We're not going to sell Gareth Bale."

lol this shameless cunt

enjoy your running track, fuckers

^ jealous

srsly

voodoo dolls, stand by

die

die, die, die, die, die

die miserably and pathetically under a fallen log

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I guess Ray 52 will be looking forward to visiting Donny and Barnsley next season. The Tory twat.

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Two elderly widows were out on their evening walk when they happened upon a fat Tory slumped by a garden wall.

Ray, 52, was clutching his bull terrier and incoherently singing ♫ IIIIIIIIIIIm forever blowing bubblessssssssss ♫

"Are you a fan of that nice West Ham United?", enquired the widows. Ray, 52, briefly righted himself and set down his tonic wine.

"No you don't understand, Bubbles is the name of my dog."

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Sacking a manager on a four year contract? Giving him a four year contract in the first place? Genius move.

sackin him before the end of the season ffs

Have to assume there was a relegation clause, right

The West Ham United co-owner David Sullivan has claimed that a drunken supporter racially abused a player, sparking the brawl that marred the club's end-of-season dinner on Monday night. The event was spoiled by a disturbance between supporters and players which caused the police to be called to the Grosvenor Hotel in central London.

Sullivan told Sky Sports News: "The whole incident has been blown out of all proportion. It was one individual that had too much to drink, sadly a problem in British society. A player was racially abused by the same drunken supporter which is totally unacceptable. Sadly one drunken supporter has let the club down."

It is thought the player in question may be Demba Ba, who according to witnesses, was also at the centre of the row after he allegedly refused to sign an autograph. Trouble apparently flared once the club's co-owner David Gold had delivered a speech in which he had pledged the team's stay in the Championship would be brief after relegation was confirmed at Wigan Athletic on Sunday.

Witnesses claimed supporters then reacted badly after Ba supposedly turned down the autograph request, with other players, including Manuel da Costa, confronted in the ensuing melee.

Plates and glasses were apparently broken in the brief fracas that followed, with a group of supporters running from the function suite out of the hotel, pursued by security staff.

They'd arranged an end-of-season dinner one game before the end of the season? Lol fatalism.

Ba says he did sign the autograph but the bloke wanted a row anyway.

can't believe there are racist West Ham fans

ya

Is this anti-semitism?

cuuuuunts

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=149553

if that was a poll, I'd probably give it to Noble

totally forgot about this thread btw :D

they're all a treat. i couldnt possibly choose

hammers srsly going nuts about RAVEL tho, think i need to book a viewing

i did book a viewing last week. he looked quite good against hull. nobody else on his wavelength

West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.

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West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.

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West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.

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West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.

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West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.

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West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.

― r|t|c, Monday, 6 January 2014 18:39 (52 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.
West Ham have secured the signing of centre-back Roger Johnson on loan from Wolves.

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love "secured" there

hammers bigwigs all wiping sweat off their brow after the titanic struggle to reel that whopper aboard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtfOxRZ-yJ8

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Uncompromising though he was on the pitch, straight-talking Julian Dicks needed no convincing where West Ham United's proposed new crest was concerned.

An advocate of simplicity, Dicks was instantly taken by the new design and pleased to see the famous crossed hammers given the prominence they deserve.

A legend in his own right, the newly-appointed West Ham United Ladies manager was also proud of the recognition of the Club's Thames Ironworks beginnings.

"I like it," he told whufc.com. "It's quite plain but you've still got the crossed hammers and you've got the inscription of the Thames Ironworks. I think it's a nice badge. It's clean and simple, just like me!"

does that come with a fucking postcode as well

"all our new fans in that asia need to know we're a PRESTIGE CAPITAL CLUB"

QPR should go the other way and put Middlesex on theirs

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LOL, out of Europe, beaten by Astra Giurgiu for the second year in a row!

lol

worse than the performance (watched the last 20m) was the atmosphere. enjoy the next few decades folks

haha I was seriously bumping this independently, you beat me by 12 seconds :D

https://twitter.com/whufc_news/status/768960749536444418

NSFW - lots of angry Brexit language.

It's amazing how fucking Astragugu can take time out from running their Romanian farms to dump West Ham out of the Europa League once a year.

this is going to be the best west ham season ever

zenith being payet sold in january and money spent on reuben loftus-cheek