EPL BAD BOYZ

i suppose you ought to vote for your favourite

Is Ashley Cole included solely because he's shot someone?

"bad boy ashley cole"
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like bellamy a good deal more than the rest

joey barton - would be indefensible if it were not for "I wasn't going to nick yr breakfast, you fat cunt"
lee bowyer - indefensible
mario balotelli - has not lived up to either his footballing or comic potential
ashley cole - wrong kind of cuntish
andy carroll - classic
el hadji-diouf - feels a bit last decade
craig bellamy - I get the feeling we've allowed him to recast himself as some kind of man of the people no-nonsense type and really this should be resisted, because he's a cunt
ryan shawcross - Not That Kind Of Player
wayne rooney - never voting for Rooney in any poll
karl henry - meh
lee cattermole - can't work out if he's that thuggish or just really shit
nigel de jong - classic

Voting Carroll.

Shit I forgot about the wifebeating thing with Carroll, might go for De Jong instead.

good analysis imo

balotelli - more wacky than scummy

Where's Stevie Me on this list, btw?

pussy

carra, tho, wd consider- more hard man than bad boy

craig bellamy and el hadji-diouf are EPL players in the same way that sturridge is a chelsea player

Bellamy and Diouf are registered to EPL clubs to be fair

whats the issue with epl players bellamy and diouf

sturridge is a chelsea player iirc, there is nothing factually wrong with my statement

EPL to be pronounced english pr'meeer league in the manner of espn ~announcers~

gerrard doesn't seem like a proper bad boy, he mostly looks too sombre

terry looks too soppy

rooney you can imagine still getting into fights with traffic wardens and spitting at air hostesses when he's in his fities

http://i.imgur.com/2IO9U.jpg

I love Balotelli.

the throwing darts at youth players story was the first time he veered from rogueish eccentric into boring sociopath

Yes. Also Bellamy hasn't recast himself as a man of the people it's just that he's a pretty fucking good player whose misdemeanours mostly seem to be winding up not as good players. Karl Henry isn't even a good hardman ffs, he just genuinely is slow and shite.

Can't not vote Super Mario.

stephen hunt? hes a fuckin gobshite but he seems a bit too tame for this company

Hunt faced off to Shawcross and Huth on Tuesday night, both a foot taller than him and the only good thing a Wolves player did all night. he deserves the nod for us over Henry.

Terrible man

http://www.soccer24-7.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=32646&d=1198409581

... as opposed to Bad Boy, that is

Carra = phones up his mates to assault people he doesn't like
Stevie Me = does the job himself then gets his mates to take the rap

Hunt's the only one who actually nearly killed somebody on a football pitch as opposed to just snapped their legs or accidentally shot them in the changing room.

what happened to mikel john obi

time was he looked liked he'd get the EPL red card record

losing bad boy points
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/may/04/newcastle-joey-barton-emotional-vulnerability

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lol

lee bowyer 1

;_;

Tried to imagine Balotelli playing darts the other day, concluded it would basically be him taking the board off the wall and leaving the pub.

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/242268704514142208/photo/1/large

oh my god!

he's paid for that imo

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton

Thats all I have to say about this chap. I have moved on. Je suis fatigué de cette discussion.

20m Joseph Barton Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton

I see Dabo is yet to move on, I feel for him. What happened was unfortunate. Next time he should think twice about throwing his weight about

that banner... jesus

yah getting physically assaulted whilst prone on the ground is indeed 'unfortunate'

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MehdiAitAhmed 5 pts

Welcome to Marseille. Sorry for discovering our club the way it is. Our jerseys are not really respecting our colours. In addition, our executives (Labrune and Anigo) are really stupid and have poor ambition for our club. Hopefully we'll get it on. We need players like you in Marseille. Real fighters with great skills and talent. Good luck bro!

oh, mehdipaws

Wearing ripped designer jeans, a black T-shirt, a gold chain, and carrying a backpack, Rémy appeared before District Judge Jane Hamilton at Newcastle magistrates’ court.

the spiritual heartland of epl bad boyz

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good tumblr materiel

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thief of donuts, bearer of risqué t shirts

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has the author of this ever seen what champagne looks like