Sb darragh
1. Vote for 22 ranked players and 2 managers.2. Points will be awarded 25 points for your #1 player and then 21-#2, 20-#3 etc. Both managers will just get a point for a mini countdown in the middle of the results week for a bit of fun.3. Feel free to discuss players here, list names, post youtubes etc.4. Voting ends June 30th5. Send your ballots to me through ilx webmail or to samuelpooley @ gmail.com (no spaces obv).6. Hope this is more successful than my rap or the FOOTBALLS poll.
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:28 (thirteen years ago)
mitre ultimax imo
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:30 (thirteen years ago)
Oh man. 22 makes me feel a moral obligation to do a balanced squad - Steven Warnock as reserve left back. All-time makes me feel an obligation to balance out the eras - good news for Steve Bloomer.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 05:52 (thirteen years ago)
was kinda hoping for that actually :D
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 06:14 (thirteen years ago)
alphabet bump. today's letter is A for Tony Adams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4UehS4PGUc
and A is also for Pablo Aimar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQENhZfRLoA
dunno how well this system of bumps will work come X.
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago)
there can be only onehttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gJMCSTp8SGs/SQjwwC61BHI/AAAAAAAABrc/VrCcQ61VPRk/s400/abel-xavier.jpg
― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago)
This is too ambitious too soon I fear. We should just roll through the summer with individual Youtube/reminiscing threads about Stoichkov/Hagi/Culverhouse instead.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago)
lol sure, just was thinking about finding another one.
btw feel free to vote for female players as well as male ones. there should be no restrictions.
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago)
Really wish Youtube had some sort of autodetect software that went "Football highlights? Crowd noise/commentary only or gtfo."
― boxall, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
YES.
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
Montages soundtracked by Bette Midler doing Wind Beneath My Wings, co-ordinating Berbatov leaping for a header with the "I can fly higher than an eagle" bit >>>>> Clive Tyldesley
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago)
Unfortunately the football clips with crappy music vastly outnumber the au naturel ones.
― Number None, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago)
No captions. And you people who run your own credits sequences.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago)
Alphabet bump. Today's letter is B for Gabby Batistuta!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdjOo4rj66c
And B is also for Zvonimir Boban!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR797B5wR0E
(Possibly my favourite goal ever at about 1:07)
In fact B is a beautiful letter kids, as Left Back In The Changing Room's Greatest B Team article suggests:
1) Gordon Banks (73 caps)2) Giuseppe Bergomi (81 caps)3) Paul Breitner (48 caps)4) Franco Baresi (81 caps)5) Franz Beckenbauer (103 caps)6) Danny Blanchflower (56 caps)7) George Best (37 caps)8) Zvonomir Boban (8 caps Yugoslavia, 51 caps for Croatia)9) Marco van Basten (58 caps)10) Roberto Baggio (56 caps)11) Jim Baxter (34 caps)Subs: Gianluigi Buffon, Andreas Brehme, David Beckham, Oleg Blokhin, Dennis BergkampThose who miss out include Zbigniew Boniek, Patrick Battiston, Gabriel Batistuta, Michael Ballack, Thomas Brolin, John Barnes, Igor Belanov, Giampiero Boniperti, Billy Bremner, Emilio Butraengo, Bebeto. Astonishing!
Subs: Gianluigi Buffon, Andreas Brehme, David Beckham, Oleg Blokhin, Dennis Bergkamp
Those who miss out include Zbigniew Boniek, Patrick Battiston, Gabriel Batistuta, Michael Ballack, Thomas Brolin, John Barnes, Igor Belanov, Giampiero Boniperti, Billy Bremner, Emilio Butraengo, Bebeto. Astonishing!
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 08:25 (thirteen years ago)
Paul breitner hell yes
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago)
Damn, just noticed 'favourite' in thread title - do I go with the gods, or to hell with them and give all my votes to Inzaghi?
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago)
Inzaghi would be up there for my least favourite
― Number None, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
oh, come on
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
I'm not saying it's rational. I've just always hated him for some reason.
― Number None, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
With nn tbh
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
Goalhangers suck
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
Apart from Van Nistelrooy
― Number None, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
Oddly true
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
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John Sillett George Curtis
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:53 (thirteen years ago)
Well who am I to criticise strong feelings towards Pippo? There's but a thin line between yours and the true path.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago)
How are y'all planning to approach players who retired before you were born? There's Youtube and DVDs and books but I still feel a bit of a fraud writing down "Alfredo Di Stefano" when I've seen more of Angel Di Maria.
― boxall, Thursday, 26 May 2011 02:21 (thirteen years ago)
well i'm almost certainly going to vote brady, eusebio and cryuff and have no trouble doing so. maybe garrincha as well.
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 26 May 2011 03:49 (thirteen years ago)
giles 4eva
Tho duncan edwards was sooooo overrated
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 08:47 (thirteen years ago)
dutch 1970 team could well fill half a ballot without reproach, inc manager
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 08:48 (thirteen years ago)
If it's favourite player, no research should be necessary. Otherwise it's like listening to a load of Beatles albums to judge whether you should vote for them in an ILM poll.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 26 May 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago)
i dont see why you had to use beatles there, yet agaun tryin to reinforce your tired 'canon' on the debate
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 09:05 (thirteen years ago)
What's the rule on fictional players?
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:14 (thirteen years ago)
What like the prisoners in porridge the movie?
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:16 (thirteen years ago)
Specifically Johnny 'The Hard Man' Dexter.
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:19 (thirteen years ago)
Stallone in Escape to Victory
― Number None, Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:21 (thirteen years ago)
roy of the rovers
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:24 (thirteen years ago)
suddenly realised this was favourite players so i can be as cussed and idiosyncratic as i like. sweet.
― Deeez Nuuults (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:27 (thirteen years ago)
splitting it into goat imo xi, personal faves xi. There's obv overlap so i'm just filling in on whim tbh
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 10:30 (thirteen years ago)
sent
No pele, simply haven't seen enough tbh. Sorry pele ;_;
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:20 (thirteen years ago)
DARRAGH ORDER YR SHIT FOR POINTS OR I'M TAKING YR BONUS TEAM FOR MAX POINTS
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:20 (thirteen years ago)
ffs
My methods are clear
Give everyone average points
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:29 (thirteen years ago)
only a cad of the highest order brings my bonus team into this
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:31 (thirteen years ago)
Thudd and Messi getting equal weighting. Like it.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:36 (thirteen years ago)
6. Hope this is more successful than my rap or the FOOTBALLS poll.
Hmmmmmmmmm
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:38 (thirteen years ago)
hell of a weighing scale malfunction, that
No messi fwiw?
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:39 (thirteen years ago)
lol just to be clear no thudd either
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:40 (thirteen years ago)
Ledley King and Maradona then.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:48 (thirteen years ago)
My prediction is this poll will be heavy on yer legends of USA 94.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:49 (thirteen years ago)
Aldridge then?
― Tom D has taken many months to run this thread to ground (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 May 2011 11:56 (thirteen years ago)
http://blogs.ya.com/agentesfifo/files/salenko.jpg
― Number None, Thursday, 26 May 2011 12:06 (thirteen years ago)
dunno are we printing our ballots itt?
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 13:09 (thirteen years ago)
no!
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 26 May 2011 13:13 (thirteen years ago)
well then speculate away
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 May 2011 13:24 (thirteen years ago)
Sorry, got caught up in hip-hop.
Today yr bump comes from the letter C - Iker Casillas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCdr3p8Ppb0
C also stands for Allesandro Costacurta!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpRnRJaiNqg
Not enough for y'all how about C for Cafu!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnRCfLnITTw
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 08:24 (thirteen years ago)
john collins
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 June 2011 10:06 (thirteen years ago)
did i ever weight mine for points
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 June 2011 10:10 (thirteen years ago)
no
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 12:00 (thirteen years ago)
hmmm.
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 June 2011 12:04 (thirteen years ago)
bump
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Monday, 13 June 2011 07:40 (thirteen years ago)
VOTE
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Monday, 20 June 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago)
damn skippy
― beta the drivel you know (darraghmac), Monday, 20 June 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago)
Forgot to vote for Cruyff, stupidly, but I did laugh at the story of his testimonial in The Guardian today:
"Which is the least successful testimonial match ever?" tweets Matthew Britton. "Has one ever been done at a loss to the player and club?"Success, where testimonials are concerned, is somewhat subjective. It's fair to suggest the 17-man brawl that enlivened Julian Dicks' testimonial was a bonus for fans who attended, though hardly conducive to an afternoon of backslappery. And take Johan Cruyff's farewell fixture for Ajax against Bayern Munich. You might think the result doesn't matter in a testimonial and, by and large, you'd be right, but what about when the team you invite turn up and give you a proper shoeing?"The German champions wanted to show their Dutch counterparts something after earlier defeats and not being welcomed at Schiphol Airport," writes Dave G Boham. "They even had to sleep at a sub-par hotel. After jeers from the crowd, they showed their hosts something. Three goals were disallowed during the 8-0 hammering dished out by the Bavarians. The Ajax players just wanted to have a good time. In 2006, Bayern apologised."
Success, where testimonials are concerned, is somewhat subjective. It's fair to suggest the 17-man brawl that enlivened Julian Dicks' testimonial was a bonus for fans who attended, though hardly conducive to an afternoon of backslappery. And take Johan Cruyff's farewell fixture for Ajax against Bayern Munich. You might think the result doesn't matter in a testimonial and, by and large, you'd be right, but what about when the team you invite turn up and give you a proper shoeing?
"The German champions wanted to show their Dutch counterparts something after earlier defeats and not being welcomed at Schiphol Airport," writes Dave G Boham. "They even had to sleep at a sub-par hotel. After jeers from the crowd, they showed their hosts something. Three goals were disallowed during the 8-0 hammering dished out by the Bavarians. The Ajax players just wanted to have a good time. In 2006, Bayern apologised."
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 07:33 (thirteen years ago)
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 10:14 (thirteen years ago)
Ismael, whole documentaries were made about Cruyff's testimonial here in Holland :-)
My dad was at that game. Seeing the footage is quite amazing. Never I think has a crowd in a testimonial match been so quiet. Dirty and vile play, too, haha.
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 12:40 (thirteen years ago)
I must hunt it down on youtube. It does sound like a quintessentially Dutch event.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 12:48 (thirteen years ago)
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago)
what cunt's not voted then
― the waitress and the frogbs (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 June 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago)
I haven't :( Half-formed ballot somewhere, weekend maybe? Weekend.
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Thursday, 23 June 2011 00:20 (thirteen years ago)
ey I have nothing better to do than trolling Ailsa and onimo.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 23 June 2011 01:27 (thirteen years ago)
VOTE!
(fyi i am thinking of changing the date, due to getting caught up in the hip-hop poll. but don't let that make you put this further back on the back burner)
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 23 June 2011 13:13 (thirteen years ago)
I'll try to get my ballot done today.
― some greenzo (onimo), Friday, 24 June 2011 06:24 (thirteen years ago)
Will have mine in by Monday.
― boxall, Friday, 24 June 2011 06:33 (thirteen years ago)
polls suck but complaining about their results rools
― cozen, Friday, 24 June 2011 07:06 (thirteen years ago)
otm
― Chunks on strippers is the game of my frog (darraghmac), Friday, 24 June 2011 09:13 (thirteen years ago)
bump now that my (ridiculously '90s & '00s-tilted) ballot is in.
― boxall, Monday, 27 June 2011 16:50 (thirteen years ago)
boxall my new favourite person
MATT CAN YOU CHANGE THE THREAD TITLE TO JULY 30th?
― damn it. i hear mascherano cherry looking to fuck him up, too. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 27 June 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
Voted. Didn't feel right voting for players i haven't seen live so it's all '90s and '00s i'm afraid.
― Number None, Saturday, 9 July 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago)
So is the deadline Saturday?
― Chris, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago)
sure whatever
― I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago)
I think mine's going to be full of Liverpool players I'm afraid.
― Chris, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago)
hell i'll just be happy to get a 6th vote
― I am Louise Boat (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago)