cattermole

how come there is no thread for him yet

a player so unreconstructed and aggressive that lorik cana looked like a cultured playmaker next to him

all the top teams know they want him but they don't have the sense to admit it, hence liverpool spending 20m on henderson rather than admit to their true affections for the teeside terror

yeah they're attracted to the flame but don't want to get burned. He is billy idol to their midwest virgin

ive never seen a player so limited in ideas that don't involve clogging the fuck out of other players

good name too

Believe it's derived from the middle Dutch for "cunt them all"

this cunt scored a stoppage time equaliser against me earlier #fifa11

lol

wouldn't mind but i'd gone 1-0 up only seconds before

Throughout his youth Cattermole was a keen poet and was known to send his work into the local newspaper where it would often be published.[citation needed]

phil bardsley is possibly even worse

such a cunt

what it do

'If you put every foul I’ve ever made up on the television, I think there’d be one tackle which was actually a bad one,' said Cattermole.

'That was against Scott Parker when I was playing for Wigan and I’ve spoken to him since to apologise about it.

'That’s the only bad tackle I’ve made in my career - all the rest have been genuine attempts to win the ball, not nasty attempts to hurt someone.'

Ilx would defend him on intent being important iirc

so does that mean that the scott parker tackle was a nasty attempt to hurt someone?

the only way to read that comment

Cattermole said: “To be honest, it’s the second time it’s happened with the lad Steven Reid from West Brom. He’s six foot four and he rolls around like a girl, simple as that. It’s twice it’s happened now and it’s a shame.

“People whinge about the foreigners, but he’s a British lad and he’s acting like that. The way things had gone, I think the referee was waiting for me to make a foul.”

Footballer Lee Cattermole has had his ban from pubs and clubs extended for another year.

The Sunderland midfielder was spotted by licensees trying to get into venues.

Cattermole, 22, was originally banned in December 2008 after he was arrested for disorder on a night out in Yarm, North Yorks.

Stockton Pubwatch members – licensees who act to keep out troublemakers – voted to extend the ban. Pubwatch chair Steve Paling said: “Members have voted unanimously. As licensees we are not prepared to take it any longer.”

The ban would have run out in December this year but will now be extended until December 2012.

Sunderland FC said Cattermole declined to comment on the decision.

“Nobody epitomises what I like about a footballer more than my captain,” said Bruce.

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The England U21 international believes English players are more likely to stand their ground when on the receiving end of rough treatment, prepared to accept that football is a physical sport.

Cattermole feels it is this kind of honesty which saved Stoke City's Dean Whitehead from seeing red during Sunderland's 0-0 draw with the Potters on Monday.

The Stoke man kicked out at the Black Cats ace following a typically crunching tackle from the former Middlesbrough man.

Cattermole could have made the most of the incident, forcing the referee's hand, but insists that would have gone against his principles.

"Basically because I'm English and I'm honest, he hasn't been sent off,'' he said.

"Sometimes you wonder if you should do what some of the foreign lads do and make the most of it, but I won't change. I didn't go rolling around, making the most of it."

http://w880.wrzuta.pl/film/5IYJ7rBkHAl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTZa-3t-khg

Lee Cattermole, you are the 53%

also copy The Stoke man kicked out at the Black Cats ace following a typically crunching tackle from the former Middlesbrough man. to thread of terrible journalism

The Stoke man kicked out at the Black Cats ace following a typically crunching tackle from the former Middlesbrough man.
The Stoke man kicked out at the Black Cats ace following a typically crunching tackle from the former Middlesbrough man.
The Stoke man kicked out at the Black Cats ace following a typically crunching tackle from the former Middlesbrough man.
The Stoke man kicked out at the Black Cats ace following a typically crunching tackle from the former Middlesbrough man.

the man kicked the man after being kicked by the man

haw xp

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I remember sad event x, I was doing irrelevant thing y, trite makes you think observation z, sympathy cliche a/b/c