100 good players who seem to always get subbed off at 60 minutes every saturday

1. andrei 'oft photoshopped blogger' arshavin

2. Fernando Torres. Or sometimes on, depending on what cure's being tried this week.

3. Ronaldinho for the past 5 years.

4 mesut ozil

5 berbatov

6 miroslav klose

Berbatov dreams of getting subbed off after sixty mins most likely

I think he's played about twenty minutes this season, so yeah

Was it Gary Neville's last game where he got hauled off about 45:02? I can see Berbatov getting a little extra game time that way?

Nah, Neville lasted till seventy minutes or so in that game

berbatov should have gone to psg

Poignant stuff

There was no chance of me lasting until the final whistle, and when the ball ran out of play near the bench, I saw Mick Phelan wander over for a word.
'You're f*****, aren't you?' 'Yes.'
Now the end was only seconds away.
I saw Rafael warming up, and soon the board was out - a big No 2, up in lights.
Off I went for the last time. I knew it was over. Gary Neville, the former Manchester United defender.

;_;

Last time i post something from Neville's book but this is gold

Then I saw Paul Scholes in the canteen after I'd spoken to the manager, I told him my fears. "This is going to be messy," I said. He laughed. "You don't mean Lionel". Typical Scholesy, ready to take the mickey.

that was scholesy for you

lol

I was flicking through it yesterday hoping for good things, him being a changed man and that, but everything seemed really sloppy. (didn't see that Scholesy quip though, that's gold) Like he's explaining how Gazza was organising the hong kong night out pre Euro 96 when David Platt senses trouble and takes 'me, Phil, Jason Wilcox and Nicky Barmby, the young lads, to one side and says this is one to miss - so the three of us had a quiet dinner instead'. So who were the three then? Was Platt one of them? Did Wilcox tell him to piss off and go out largeing it instead? Did Phil? I want accuracy Gary, I want a keen eye and details.

did ronan ghostwrite that bit?
xp

Rafael Van der Vaart.

Joe Cole, back when he was good, was always getting subbed off after 60mins.

Basically, if you're tricky, eye-catching, maybe a bit podgy and not much good at tracking back then this is your thread.

I've only read the excerpts on The Mail's website, I wouldn't actually buy the thing. Probably will give it a skim in the shop sometime.