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Poll Results

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Cavani - Best striker in the world atm? 5
Bale - Incredible winger better than Nani 2
Silva - Best player in Best League In The World(tm) 2
van Injury - Single handedly made a team good by scoring a shit load 1
Zlatan - Won Serie A to keep up his record of league wins 1
Sow - see Gervinho, also African vote 0
Sanchez - Because fuck off is Forlan the go-to South American-not-from-Brazil-or-Argentina anymore 0
Valdes - best keeper of the year tbrr 0
Hamsik - Name says it all, he goes ham and is also sick at what he does 0
VDV - had a way better year than Robben or Sneijder 0
Hernandez - had an infinitely better year than Rooney 0
Falcao - Massive part of Porto going on unbeaten and winning the Europa 0
Hulk - see Falcao, just with more bulk and less flair 0
Hummels - token defender pt. 4 0
Gervinho - Lille couldn't win the league because 1 player pt. 1 0
Hazard - New Messi pt. 2 0
Gotze - New Messi Pt. 1 0
Kagawa - P certain he is now everyone's favourite player 0
Pedro - Way better than Villa these days, come on 0
Higuain - Still don't understand why everyone hates him 0
Evra - token defender choice #1 0
Vidic - token defender choice #2 0
Thiago Silva - token defender choice #3 0
Ganso - ok so none of us have seen more than a youtube clip lets be honest 0
Pastore - Best player of Serie A, now Best Player in Ligue 1 0
Krasic - token eastern european as neither Modric or Arshavin had great years 0


a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

No Kyle Lafferty no credibility

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

knew there was someone i was forgetting. at first i thought, oh shit, no pato but obv that wasn't it.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

shit supermario missed out on again.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:06 (thirteen years ago)

wtf krasic is horrible.

sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:08 (thirteen years ago)

Crikey, add Messi & Ronaldo and remove Evra and that actually could pass as the real list. Good work son.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

bale just ahead of vdv obvs, wtf at no parker or modric or bae (better year than evra tbrr)

occupy wall street 2: rummy never sleeps (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

Voted Cavani.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

Di Natale is the guy you forgot btw.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago)

did rossi make the real list

occupy wall street 2: rummy never sleeps (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

Cavani is amazing.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:21 (thirteen years ago)

Voted Silva. I agree w/taking Evra off the list. He's not had a great year imho.

Is di Natale the guy from Napoli?

Muammar for the road (Michael White), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:22 (thirteen years ago)

From Udinese. Cavani's from Napoli.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:23 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, right. Cavani is excellent.

Muammar for the road (Michael White), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

VDV - had a way better year than Robben or Sneijder
Krasic - token eastern european as neither Modric or Arshavin had great years

No one who watched VDV play for Spurs from January through until the end of the season could in good conscience vote for him here. Modric has had a way better year than VDV, last few games notwithstanding.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

I agree. VdV has had a middling year interspersed w/a few bright moments.

Muammar for the road (Michael White), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

Should have left Bale off to keep it interesting.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:31 (thirteen years ago)

Di Natale is the guy you forgot btw.

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:18 (27 minutes ago)

oh shit yeah! and rossi is another good call.

evra was v much a token choice - made the cl final, won the league, boring player.

vdv was because sneijder made the actual list, no because he had a good year. reputation counts more than form most of the time - think of how many times gerrard has made the master list.

lol whatever happened to kaka ey

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

wtf krasic is horrible.

― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:08 (40 minutes ago)

kinda regretting not picking that cska moscow player but i can spell krasic where as dzagoev or whatever his name is will never become a star w/ a name you can't spell

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

lol ok i spelt it right first time without looking it up and now take that back

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

Dzagoev>>>>Krasic

best player in RPL, Eto'o not included, might be Seydou Doumbia but Dzagoev is great too.

Di Natale deserved to be on the real list, and he doesn't even make this one? That really is a disgrace.

btw Hulk is both bigger and more of a skillz player than Falcao, by far. And Lavezzi is much better than Hamsik.

boxall, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

I have started hearing a lot about Doumbia, never knowingly seen him though. Lavezzi is supposedly dope but looks kinda anonymous every time I see him.

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

id go for Silva out of this lot. a lot of players i dont know here though. Gotze and Hazard (New Messi Pt.1 and 2) are that good?

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

lavezzi scored a totally dope goal midweek last week, against Udinese I think?

pandemic, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

here it is http://.youtube.com/watch?v=PWrqWEwOq_I

pandemic, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

oh crap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWrqWEwOq_I

pandemic, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

id go for Silva out of this lot. a lot of players i dont know here though. Gotze and Hazard (New Messi Pt.1 and 2) are that good?

― Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 16:14 (13 minutes ago)

Well Messi is the greatest player in the history of the game, so not that good. But good enough to win their teams the league when they weren't expected to do jack and inspire players around them that were good into looking great, sure. Both are on a very select list of outstanding players that any football fan wants to see fulfill their potential over the next ten years w/ Wilshere, Neymar, Bale and Muller and could give Messi or Ronaldo a run for their money if either has an off season (you know, one where they both only score 40 goals a season instead of 60 each.)

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago)

gotze is pretty amazing on his day and is the youngest of all those

mizzell, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 31 December 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 1 January 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)


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