Corrected Guff of the Year Poll

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From Dangerhere.com, pick your fave. The other poll with the truncated options will be deleted so get em in here while they's hot

Poll Results

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11. Steve McClaren: “We have to reduce our expectations and we have the players to do it.” 3
7. Gary Neville: “When Gareth Bale opens his legs like that, it’s just a magnificent sight.” 2
18. Iain Dowie: “It’s end to end stuff… all West Brom” 1
21. Alan Pardew: “We showed we’re not a one-trick monkey.” 1
26. John Harkes: “Robbie Keane has been knocking on the doorstep.” 1
13. John Hartson: “It’s better to know the devil you know than to know the devil you don’t know, you know.” 1
20. John Terry: “This lance had to be boiled.” 1
32. Micky Quinn: “Barcelona play football to die of.” 1
19. Glenn Hoddle: “Sturridge has proved he can play under the big stages.” 1
5. Matt Holland: “To have the second leg second is great…” 1
2. Ray Parlour: “Is it fifty per cent want him to leave and fifty want to keep him or is it the other way?” 0
3. Phil Babb: “Ireland need fresh impotence.” 0
17. James Burridge: “He’s seized this game by the scruff of his teeth.” 0
16. Charlie Nicholas: “Nani knows he can’t be inconsistent one week, good the next.” 0
15. James Cooper: “Dzeko was accused of throwing his bathwater out of the pram.” 0
14. David Pleat: “I’d always rather get beat 3-1 than 2-1.” 0
4. Mike Phelan: “History is there to be broken.” 0
12. Michael Owen: “England have players who can rattle anyone’s feathers.” 0
6. Robbie Savage:“The sign of a good team is not playing well.” 0
10. Efan Ekoku: “Two-nil is not a lead at any time.” 0
9. Alan Brazil: “Belgium is not the hotpot of European football.” 0
8. Micky Melon: “The boys’ performance today was so good I’ve run out of expletives to describe it.” 0
40. Tony Cottee: “They almost sort of try and outscore the other team.” 0
39. Mike Parry: “Making predictions is like throwing a dartboard at the fixture list.” 0
38. Paddy O’Connell: “Beckham is no rocket surgeon.” 0
37. Kevin Moran: “Part of Rio’s strength is that he’s not very good in the air anyway.” 0
36. Micky Quinn: “A lot of people are jumping on the moral background.” 0
35. Darren Gough: “Charlie Adam has not said a dickie bow.” 0
34. Craig Burley: “If Scotland keep a clean sheet, they could get a draw.” 0
33. Harry Redknapp: “We’ve seen some great European nights at White Hart Lane this season, both home and away.” 0
31. Clive Tyldesley: “Slow motion doesn’t reflect the speed at which that happened.” 0
30. Dwight Yorke: “Manchester United set their stool out early in the season.” 0
29. Glenn Hoddle: “He’s played in World Cups and he’s played in international football.” 0
28. Warren Barton: “You’ve got to win your home games, particularly when you get the winner in the 89th minute.” 0
27. Paul Merson: “What a call from the woman linesman.” 0
25. Denis Law: “Alex is one of the greatest managers that ever lived – and he could go on to be one of the best.” 0
24. Martin Keown: “Arsenal look like they are just doing enough, and really that isn’t enough.” 0
23. Trevor Francis: “The panic buttons were ringing.” 0
22. Micky Quinn: “He decapitated him at the kneecaps.” 0
1. Tony Cascarino: “If he had strengthened, Arsenal could have been even stronger.” 0


modric conservative (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:37 (thirteen years ago)

Leaning toward Neville

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:42 (thirteen years ago)

one trick monkey
end to end stuff
inconsistent one week
hartson's 'you knows'

all worthy

but really this is all about mcclaren's motivational peptalk

modric conservative (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 23:47 (thirteen years ago)

knocking on the doorstep made me lol the most.

Aesop Rizzle (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

Craig Burley: “If Scotland keep a clean sheet, they could get a draw.”

idg how this is a "guff" - looks like a polite otm way of saying Scotland can't/won't score.

ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Thursday, 19 January 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

These are all pretty good. I'll have to see which one makes me smile the widest on a later reading.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 19 January 2012 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

Tyldo's is magical.

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 January 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

Voted for G-Nev though.

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 January 2012 14:20 (thirteen years ago)

Keown vs Dowie for me - Dowie takes it for sheer blitheringness

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 19 January 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

Terry's is hilarious as well, you can tell he's really trying.

Matt DC, Thursday, 19 January 2012 14:28 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 20 January 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

"rocket surgeon" is a thing ppl say isn't it

I knew a guy in a local metal band called "Bangin' Moon" (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 January 2012 10:22 (thirteen years ago)

never yet come across it tbh

(govtname)mac (darraghmac), Friday, 20 January 2012 10:23 (thirteen years ago)

Warren Barton's p much makes sense too, there's obv some context to account for there

I knew a guy in a local metal band called "Bangin' Moon" (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 January 2012 10:24 (thirteen years ago)

it's conflating brain surgeon and rocket scientist a la "does the pope shit in the woods"

I knew a guy in a local metal band called "Bangin' Moon" (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 January 2012 10:25 (thirteen years ago)

overall these are tons better than Colemanballs though

I knew a guy in a local metal band called "Bangin' Moon" (DJ Mencap), Friday, 20 January 2012 10:26 (thirteen years ago)

www.dangerhere.com a bit irishcentric but the guffbank, ronglish etc all gold

(govtname)mac (darraghmac), Friday, 20 January 2012 10:32 (thirteen years ago)

QUINN

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 January 2012 13:06 (thirteen years ago)

McLaren just edging out G. Neville for me, Neville's being a tribute to Coleman's legendary "Juantorena opens his legs and shows his class".

the smell of Whiney's cheap perfume (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 January 2012 13:11 (thirteen years ago)

yeah docked marks for that

(govtname)mac (darraghmac), Friday, 20 January 2012 13:16 (thirteen years ago)

Boiled lance elicited most chuckles from me

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Friday, 20 January 2012 13:19 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 21 January 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

lurkers otm

(govtname)mac (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 January 2012 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

ya, and i forgot to vote in this tbh

Another Wein bites the dust (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 21 January 2012 00:12 (thirteen years ago)

Bitterly disappointed to see I'm the only one who voted for one-trick monkey

Cuthbert, Dibble & Grubb (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 21 January 2012 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

Chris Waddle reckons Steven Gerrard has "just lost that little bit of yard".

ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Sunday, 22 January 2012 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

Sounds exactly like something John 'we didn't get that lady bit of little luck' Hughes would say.

ailsa, Monday, 23 January 2012 09:36 (thirteen years ago)

"good one week, inconsistent the next" is the grower here.

get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Monday, 23 January 2012 11:47 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

otm actually

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago)

never saw this, can't believe no love for "Robbie Savage:“The sign of a good team is not playing well.”

ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Thursday, 31 May 2012 12:34 (twelve years ago)


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