celebrities killed by aaron ramsey

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FOOTBALL star Aaron Ramsey was being bizarrely linked to Whitney Houston's death by fans last night after a series of odd coincidences.

Every time the Arsenal midfielder scores, a famous figure dies. Whitney was the fourth in under a year.

Her body was found hours after Ramsey, 21, netted during the Premier League game against Sunderland on Saturday.

The coincidences began last May when Ramsey scored against Man United.

Next day al-Qaeda terror leader Osama Bin Laden was killed.

In October he scored against Spurs, three days before Apple boss Steve Jobs died. Later that month he scored against Marseille in the Champions League.

Next day Libyan tyrant Colonel Gaddafi was shot.

One fan wrote on a forum: "I'm worried things will get out of control when he scores more."

how crazy is it, a dude scores and then by 'coincidence' people also happen to die at a time that is also kinda a day or three away or whatever.

(god knows how many people ronaldo has done in, or romario or dixie dean).

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Osama Bin Laden	3
Colonel Gaddafi	2
Whitney Houston	1
Steve Jobs	1

― a hoy hoy, Monday, 13 February 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

i read about this last night somewhere

― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

dunno what I'm voting for here but I'm going with Whitney

― Sh3rry and the Bloodworks \m/ (onimo), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

Bin Laden, obviously - that was the best goal.

How about Celebrities Killed by Ryan Shawcross?

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

not that type of player

― Number None, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:31 (thirteen years ago)

This is amazingly tenuous. I vote Jobs for greatest level of tenuousness.

― ailsa, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 08:58 (thirteen years ago)

can't believe that there are ramsey-deniers even on ilx OPEN YOUR EYES,SHEEPLE

― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 09:03 (thirteen years ago)

This is amazingly tenuous.

I don't see it; seems like an open-and-shut case to me.

― plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 09:06 (thirteen years ago)

who will ban this sick stunt?

― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 09:37 (thirteen years ago)

surprised no-one did the "in the library" joek [via Cluedo]

― Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

Can't wait for his first hat-trick

― le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:34 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, 17 February 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

Gervinho debut double sinks Amy Winehouse

http://www.arsenal.com/match-menu/3405570/first-team/fc-cologne-v-arsenal?tab=report

― knocked over like the last act in Mackbeth (onimo), Friday, 17 February 2012 11:05 (thirteen years ago)

every time he fucks up a one-on-one a celebrity gets to fight another day

― knocked over like the last act in Mackbeth (onimo), Friday, 17 February 2012 11:07 (thirteen years ago)

Back in Dixie Dean's day there wasn't this celebrity culture surrounding football. So he was chiefly responsible for any number of nameless casualties in the Chinese Civil War. Tommy Lawton is an ambiguous figure in Everton history, as his goalscoring feats are inextricably linked to the rise of Franco.

― Michael Jones, Friday, 17 February 2012 11:18 (thirteen years ago)

A bloody coup in North Korea was narrowly averted when Robin van Persie failed to beat Alan Shearer's calendar year record recently.

― Ismael Klata, Friday, 17 February 2012 11:24 (thirteen years ago)

A glorious hat trick for Henrik Larsson against Hearts done for King Hussein of Jordan, with an assist from cancer.

― knocked over like the last act in Mackbeth (onimo), Friday, 17 February 2012 11:30 (thirteen years ago)

thread delivers

― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Friday, 17 February 2012 12:12 (thirteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, 18 February 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

At least some good came of Aaron Ramsey.

― knocked over like the last act in Mackbeth (onimo), Saturday, 18 February 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFHaDDhYO0w

― James Mitchell, Sunday, 19 February 2012 11:00 (thirteen years ago)

eight years pass...

Bump

― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 10 September 2020 20:05 (four years ago)

Bin Laden, obviously - that was the best goal.
How about Celebrities Killed by Ryan Shawcross?
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:27 (eight years ago) link
not that type of player
― Number None, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:31 (eight years ago) link

I probably lolled at the time and I lol again now.

― oscar bravo, Thursday, 10 September 2020 20:49 (four years ago)

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