thread for extracting whatever surplus value can be extracted from the guardian's top 100 players list

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/interactive/2012/dec/20/top-100-footballers-in-the-world-interactive

victor wanyama rated over sneijder, suppose we can thank richard williams and dan taylor fot that

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:00 (twelve years ago)

I feel like the ILF Awards have stolen this thing's thunder

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:03 (twelve years ago)

I had forgotten that Forlan still exists tbh

pandemic, Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:06 (twelve years ago)

Our Derek at #90, nice to see.

pandemic, Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:07 (twelve years ago)

Mario Mandžukić

....He has scored 36 times for his country since making his debut in 2007

Paul Doyle

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:14 (twelve years ago)

2007– 	Croatia 	36 	(9)

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:15 (twelve years ago)

emmanuel mayuka at no.85 and he can't get a game at saints, that's how much quality we have

jabba hands, Thursday, 20 December 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago)

31. Theo Walcott

Number None, Friday, 21 December 2012 13:40 (twelve years ago)

oh wait, i've been tricked by a fake C&P

Number None, Friday, 21 December 2012 13:43 (twelve years ago)

still, Evra, Luiz etc.

Number None, Friday, 21 December 2012 13:43 (twelve years ago)

30 gylfi sigurdsson

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 21 December 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago)

Oi they haven't gone past 40 yet, no spoilers

Ismael Klata, Friday, 21 December 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago)

29 martin skrtel

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 21 December 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago)

joe hart?? come on now

pandemic, Friday, 21 December 2012 14:12 (twelve years ago)

You must be reading the Guardian's Top 1 Goalkeepers list

Ismael Klata, Friday, 21 December 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago)

I really hope Torres gets in there

paolo, Saturday, 22 December 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago)

Thomas Muller
Age: 23 Nationality: German
Team: Bayern Munich
33

The lanky shadow striker from Bayern Munich once described himself as an “interpreter of space”

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 23 December 2012 11:06 (twelve years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/interactive/2012/dec/20/top-100-footballers-in-the-world-interactive

xavi
messi
iniesta
ronaldo
ibrahimovic
van persie
falcao
yaya touré
cavani

and....?

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 23 December 2012 11:13 (twelve years ago)

pirlo i suppose

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 23 December 2012 11:17 (twelve years ago)

messi
ronaldo
iniesta
falcao
xavi
ibrahimovic
van persie
pirlo
yaya touré
cavani

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 23 December 2012 11:18 (twelve years ago)

where is suarez?

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 23 December 2012 11:28 (twelve years ago)

21, 10 places above twp

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 23 December 2012 11:29 (twelve years ago)

where did carra place?

do I hear 51, 51, 51... I'll give you 51, 51, 51 (cozen), Sunday, 23 December 2012 12:07 (twelve years ago)

rather surprised Higuaín didn't make the 100. There are probably worse omissions if I stopped and thought about it, but that one stood out.

boxall, Monday, 24 December 2012 03:21 (twelve years ago)

does he even play football anymore

Number None, Monday, 24 December 2012 09:21 (twelve years ago)

i thought of higuain too

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 24 December 2012 11:51 (twelve years ago)

sooo xavi is third

i think iniesta is a more valuable player than him these days

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 24 December 2012 11:53 (twelve years ago)

Somehow, the mature beard that he has recently been cultivating only adds to the air of wisdom and thoughtfulness that has always been at the heart of Pirlo’s football. He plays with an alluring capacity to buy himself time, as if he enjoys a metaphorical moment to stroke his new facial adornment while he weighs up what clever touch he intends to execute

amy lawrence.....

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 24 December 2012 12:17 (twelve years ago)

zlatan at 5 is some bullshit

(ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣o˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)⁼³₌₃ (cozen), Monday, 24 December 2012 12:19 (twelve years ago)

where would you rate him?

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 24 December 2012 12:30 (twelve years ago)

am v.biased but would put him ahead of xavi, champing at the heels of ronnie

(ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣o˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)⁼³₌₃ (cozen), Monday, 24 December 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago)

he brings the ruckus: goals, trophies & a full suite of nebulous ~personality~ traits (leadership, mercuriality, big manness)

(ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣o˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)⁼³₌₃ (cozen), Monday, 24 December 2012 12:36 (twelve years ago)

i'd probably say something like messi, ronaldo, iniesta, ibrahimovic, xavi, falcao, rvp right now

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 24 December 2012 12:36 (twelve years ago)

zlatan is at his very peak right now whereas xavi has dipped a little bit

over their careers xavi >>> tho

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 24 December 2012 12:37 (twelve years ago)

toss-up betw. zlatan & radamel for my first-born’s naming rights

(ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣o˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)⁼³₌₃ (cozen), Monday, 24 December 2012 12:41 (twelve years ago)

yeah, wd agree w/that

xp

(ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣o˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)⁼³₌₃ (cozen), Monday, 24 December 2012 12:41 (twelve years ago)

Sports journalists get a bit queasy at the thought of separating Xavi and Iniesta by more than one place, like separating pairs of twins in school.

Matt DC, Monday, 24 December 2012 13:09 (twelve years ago)

http://www.corazonblanco.com/media/galeria/44/6/2/6/9/n_real_madrid_xabi_alonso-3949626.jpg

xabieta, the basque version of xaviesta

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 24 December 2012 13:36 (twelve years ago)

another thing I noticed: only four U-25 players rated higher than Willian (Agüero, Neymar, Busquets, Özil). Questionable.

boxall, Tuesday, 25 December 2012 05:27 (twelve years ago)

i like shakhtar a lot but there is such an insanely quick turnaround from someone like fernandinho being considered a great under the radar midfielder that brazil / chelsea / whoever should pay more attention to, to apparently being one of the best midfielders in the world

couple of other modish picks like aubemayang

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 05:30 (twelve years ago)

Lol Joe Hart was only on one ballot for this, good enough to make the top 70.

Paul Doyle didn't have Pirlo in his top 100.

pandemic, Friday, 28 December 2012 13:04 (twelve years ago)

eleven months pass...

This is happening, nos 1 through 10 come out tomorrow, I think, and will pretty obviously be the following in some order: Messi Ronaldo Ibrahimovic Ribéry Iniesta Bale Xavi Agüero Suárez Neymar

So predict, or do your own ranking, or whatever

boxall, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 06:31 (eleven years ago)

surprised to see Xavi still there, it feels like his time has passed

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 07:22 (eleven years ago)

the best players in the world (and Xavi)

Number None, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago)

toss-up betw. zlatan & radamel for my first-born’s naming rights

― (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣o˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)⁼³₌₃ (cozen), Monday, 24 December 2012 12:41 Bookmark

idk about u guys but negredo has my heart this year

r|t|c, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago)

yup

pandemic, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago)

One a year is good goin mozzeltof

lorde othering (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago)

well like who ever thought zachary quinto would be such a virile fitba exponent yknow

r|t|c, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago)

Reasonably high placement for vidal kept me happy.

xavi has lost it imo.

tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago)


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