Van persie: over-the-shoulder running volley into roof of the netCRonaldo: up and down dippy free kickBale: curvey timey-wimey free kick
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:01 (twelve years ago)
Kano: rips opponent's still-beating heart out of his/her chest
― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:04 (twelve years ago)
Rooney- sidefoot, tbh, used to be shoulder-dipping flatfoot cuntVan Nistelrooy- opens body, curls into cornerHenry- pushes low with instepHasselbaink- sweet spot volley
― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:05 (twelve years ago)
It's spelled 'Keano'
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:06 (twelve years ago)
Ha
― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:06 (twelve years ago)
Bergkamp- irrelevant how he finishes, it's about the first touch
― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:07 (twelve years ago)
Messi - the scoop-over an advancing keeper
Thudd - the impossibly clean long-range strike that flies perfectly true
Iniesta - La Croqueta
Zidane - the headbutt
― Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 08:55 (twelve years ago)
Defoe- classy toepunt
― the norman wisdom of gaffers (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 08:57 (twelve years ago)
Van persie: over-the-shoulder running volley into roof of the netCRonaldo: up and down dippy free kickBale: curvey timey-wimey free kick― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:01 (Yesterday)
― give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:01 (Yesterday)
two of these are wrong
VP tends to go bottom corner, rarely ever roof of netbale's signature move is the open-play blast from 25 yards with basically no backlift and the merest hint of inswing
― have a nice Blog (imago), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 09:08 (twelve years ago)
Alan Shearer: absolutely cunt it with head or foot, usually head
Matty Taylor: anything less than 45 yards is for weaklings
Kevin Muscat: the two-footed obliterator
― have a nice Blog (imago), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 09:11 (twelve years ago)
― anonanon, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)
it even has its own name, the yomp. nobody else yomps.
― have a nice Blog (imago), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 21:59 (twelve years ago)
ah good to know. agreed, one true yomper
― anonanon, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 22:08 (twelve years ago)
I like his style of yomping
― ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Thursday, 2 May 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)
Yeah the 3 goals he's ever scored really follow a pattern.
― Tioc Norris (LocalGarda), Thursday, 2 May 2013 23:21 (twelve years ago)
but what a 3 goal portfolio
― anonanon, Friday, 3 May 2013 05:05 (twelve years ago)