Guffbank 2012

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Poll Results

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20. George was George: “The wind in the sails of the Kazak team, if that can be the case since the country is absolutel 1
6. Theo Walcott in his own nutshell: “I’ve been consistent in patches this season.” 1
2. Garth Crooks – a one-man rebuttal of the clamour for video evidence: “I’ve just watched the replay and there is abso 1
19. Ian Holloway unlocked the golden secret to goalscoring: “As long as you hit the target they go in, if the keeper do 0
18. Ian Wright backed a hunch: “I don’t want Rooney to leave these shores but if he does, I think he’ll go abroad.” 0
17. Alan Parry always gave credit where it is due: “No sign of a Poznan there, the celebration made famous by Mancheste 0
16. Clive Tyldesley revealed Didier’s cup final preparations: “Drogba is just a loveable lump really. Graham Norton see 0
15. Peeping Quinny spied on Yaya Toure: “I saw glimpses tonight when he opened his legs at times.” 0
14. Jonathan Pearce got a little personal with Martin Keown: “Where do you sit on young players, Martin?” 0
13. Clive Tyldesley hailed the adopted Shaun Wright-Phillips: “That raw power that he got from his dad’s genes.” 0
12. A stopped clock is right twice a day, but not Mark Bright: “There was nothing wrong with his timing; he was just a 0
11. Lawro threw the book at Kenny Dalglish: “It’s a Catch 24 situation for Liverpool fans.” 0
10. Lee Dixon second-guessed Simon Poulsen: “It’s not intentional but he knows what he’s doing.” 0
9. Iain Dowie was unbalanced: “It’s now much more 50-50 in favour of Everton.” 0
8. Harry Redknapp on the faithful Rosie: “I don’t even like calling her a dog, she was better than that.” 0
7. Ger Canning had his ear to the ground, or hotel room wall: “Boateng was photographed with a certain model in the ear 0
5. Nigel Worthington went mad at the metaphor pick ‘n mix: “No one’s really grabbed the baton by the scruff of the neck 0
4. Stimulus, the Charlie Nicholas way: “Scottish football needs a kick in the arm.” 0
3. Chris Kamara delivered the unbelievable again: “Frank Lampard with an unstoppable free kick, well saved by Jamie Ash 0
40. Kenny Cunningham looked to science: “That kind of natural understanding doesn’t develop naturally.” 0
21. Chris Coleman had high praise for Brad Friedel: “He is still performing at the highest level and to a higher level.”0
32. George Hamilton encountered temptation: “The quality of the game is such that self-amusement should be the order of 0
33. Craig Burley blew the whistle: “They played Arsenal and got their backsides felt.” 0
34. Martin Keown’s full house checkmate: “Del Bosque has played his hand here… it’s almost like a game of chess.” 0
35. Togetherness, the Micky Quinn way: “They should slowly integrate them out of the club.” 0
36. Tony Cascarino has met some hard birds in his time: “Steven Gerrard is not the kind of guy who rattles feathers.” 0
37. Paul Merson advised against dental contortion: “You can’t bite your nose off to spite your face.” 0
38. Steven Alkin insisted Spain were in this together: “Busquets turns to find his teammate, one of several on this tea 0
39. Ruud Gullit’s woe spilled over: “We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that co 0
31. Arsene Wenger wondered about goalline officials: “If you don’t question their role, then you’ve got to ask what the 0
30. Clive Tyldesley bolstered the Luis Suarez rap sheet: “He is always up to something – a flick or a touch between you 0
22. A tactical note from Ronnie Whelan: “Barcelona are most dangerous in the opposition half, not in their own half.” 0
23. Graham Taylor split hairs: “It’s not what I’d call a must-win game, but it’s a game England have to win” 0
24. Wild speculation from Ray Houghton: “Ji-Sung Park is probably not as young as he was when he arrived at Old Traffor 0
25. Clayton Blackmore took a bold stand against a fattist society: “It’s never over until somebody sings.” 0
26. At the Euros, Mark Bright drew on his wealth of international experience: “Most players will tell you they don’t wa 0
27. Graham Taylor knew his limits: “I’d love to have been a fly on the wall in both dressing rooms – of course that’s i 0
28. Ian Abrahams reached for the stars: “Sheffield Wednesday are third in the table. You couldn’t be any higher.” 0
29. Jim Beglin talked personal finance: “Irish fans spending euro they don’t have to be in Poland. Credit to them.” 0
1. Graeme Souness ploughed two-footed into the old adage: “It’s like a stone rolling down a hill, gathering more and mo 0


my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:53 (eleven years ago)

c&p the whole list into the description then poll the numbers. rookie error chum

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:55 (eleven years ago)

wd recommend redoing + a nifty modreq

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:55 (eleven years ago)

You got a link u lazy fuck

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 10:12 (eleven years ago)

An embarrassment of riches here. Lawro's Catch-24 and the Clayton Blackmore one are both great, but Tyldesley on SWP is another level.

Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 10:19 (eleven years ago)

between second Crooks, Redknapp on Rosie or Coleman geography lesson for me

OH NO, SECONDS LEFT, SECONDS LEFT, AND THERE IT IS. REGRET. (imago), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 10:21 (eleven years ago)

Im feeling burley's backside tbh

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 10:51 (eleven years ago)

worthington takes it imo, a mindbending work of collage

r|t|c, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 11:22 (eleven years ago)

what was the other one years ago, "threw our dice in the ring and came up trumps"?

r|t|c, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 11:22 (eleven years ago)

crooks is v good just purely cos it's so him the shrill wanker

r|t|c, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 11:25 (eleven years ago)

political career awaits micky quinn imo

r|t|c, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 11:29 (eleven years ago)

son, i know fuck all abut kazakhstan, just get on the cleverbox and give me 5 facts i can use

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 11:36 (eleven years ago)

Crooksy, but only 'cos I suspect Beglin spent hours working on his.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:09 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 31 May 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 1 June 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago)


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