Long overdue, we're more than ready.
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago)
Arsenal in black shorts, bit uneasy with this.
― Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago)
no way Arsenal can win with these shorts
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago)
It certainly looks odd
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago)
Jesus Christ imagine having to wake up every morning seeing Mereiles next to you
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:13 (eleven years ago)
he looks like a friend of mine
― Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:15 (eleven years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cSza-3chMzI/UcQhM0CKVoI/AAAAAAAAsGs/KjSCW7dE8PE/s320/Raul+Meireles+wife,+Ivone+Viana+wears+Red+Bikini+in+Miami+14.jpg
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago)
Aww he found his soulmate
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago)
Jenks tonight being played by Rylan off of X Factor.
― Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago)
This is pretty terrible btw
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago)
yup.
― Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago)
Is Raul naked there? He'll've done her ink himself. I wonder if he's the prolific type and there are a whole string of women in Porto, Liverpool, London and Istanbul bearing the mark of Meireles.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago)
Good title
― dmacation problem (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago)
Ty
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:42 (eleven years ago)
I can't watch the second half of this drab.
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― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:45 (eleven years ago)
that's beautiful
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago)
It doesn't get more involved than that
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago)
worst Sting cover ever
― Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago)
@Joey7BartonThis Arsenal game is worse than the cricket...
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago)
Watching this for 30 secs and im kinda sick of it. Feel like turning it off like a martyr and offering the tv over to herself, get those soft points where i can
― dmacation problem (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago)
clearly this Aaron Ramsey performance exhausts superlatives
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 20:13 (eleven years ago)
Hearing Koscielny has a skull base fracture...
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago)
fener are a shit side for the money they have spent
― Semih Semih yam Semih yay Semih Şentürk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago)
MNEK was £12m ish
― Semih Semih yam Semih yay Semih Şentürk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:55 (eleven years ago)
triffic bit of short selling by spartal
― Semih Semih yam Semih yay Semih Şentürk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago)
Arsenal looking useful. A couple of smart acquisitions and they could be real challengers.
― get your RAWKs off (onimo), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago)
o jenko :(
― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago)
jenks should of scored
― Semih Semih yam Semih yay Semih Şentürk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago)
ha xp
Think they might batter us on sunday tbh
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago)
can we standardise either jenks or jenko pls, obv jenky is abominable
― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago)
Jenk.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago)
with a Spanish 'j' obv
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago)
jenk is the kind of sobriquet you append to a lumbering beast CB or CM, not a gangly RB with deceptive pace
― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago)
Carlo jenkinovič
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago)
Jenkers
― get your RAWKs off (onimo), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago)
at arsenal college london that'd be dandy my dear fellow
― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:40 (eleven years ago)
either that or the name of his first nightclub
Jenk - 11 nov 2011Jenks - 19 dec 2012Jenko - 27 aug 2013
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago)
dzhénx
― Semih Semih yam Semih yay Semih Şentürk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago)
, bruv
― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:44 (eleven years ago)
*, mphrab
― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)
gienq
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago)
The Ox & Jenko on tour in Asia!
We've seen the Per and Poldi comedy double act on tour and now we have new pretenders to the throne - The Ox and Carl Jenkinson!
The young England internationals have been inseparable friends ever since their arrival at the Club in the summer of 2011.
But after two weeks of living in each other's pockets are the cracks beginning to show? Not a chance.
Check out our video of the pair bantering about their time together in Asia by pressing the 'Play' button above.
Copyright 2013 The Arsenal Football Club plc. Permission to use quotations from this article is granted subject to appropriate credit being given to www.arsenal.com as the source
― Semih Semih yam Semih yay Semih Şentürk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago)
so yeah it's jenks from now on
― Semih Semih yam Semih yay Semih Şentürk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago)
guys
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
so obv
― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago)
hope stet isn't going to be getting any writs for that c&p
do u think arsenal's legal department will consider four lines as fair usage
― Semih Semih yam Semih yay Semih Şentürk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago)
is there a Europa League thread btw? meant to flag up that consolation goal against Swansea last Thursday, as good a bicycle kick as you'll see
― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago)
duke jenkem and it's a deal
― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago)
There it is.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:08 (ten years ago)
That's that
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:09 (ten years ago)
Gareth Bale will win premier leagues in his career.
― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), 21 April 2009 16:18 (11 months ago)
not quite
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:09 (ten years ago)
Good header actually. Insofar as that's possible for an eighteen-inch header into an empty net.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:10 (ten years ago)
Today has been so hateful
― verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:11 (ten years ago)
brand manager gutted that he didnt give it the ({[<3]})
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:11 (ten years ago)
Di Maria really been great. But otherwise god fkn dammit.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:12 (ten years ago)
to the bookies, quick
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:15 (ten years ago)
General Franco.jpg :-(
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:16 (ten years ago)
oh maN THATS HARSH LOL
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:17 (ten years ago)
celebrations vmic
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:19 (ten years ago)
Vile scum
― Blandford Forum, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:19 (ten years ago)
lol these last few minutes have just been hilariously gross, a grisly orgy if rmad selflove
― r|t|c, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:19 (ten years ago)
Just pleased he stopped at the shirt.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:19 (ten years ago)
enjoying it tbh
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:19 (ten years ago)
you're too kind xps
rtc otm
― verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:20 (ten years ago)
justice4beckham suck it up diego
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:21 (ten years ago)
aw nooooooooo
fuck real
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:24 (ten years ago)
is that casillas last match?
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:24 (ten years ago)
the scoreline is absurd but it was a great final
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:24 (ten years ago)
It was a really good final. I think it would've been easier to digest if RM equalised in the 75th instead of 93th min.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:27 (ten years ago)
Happy for Ancelotti
― Blandford Forum, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:28 (ten years ago)
I'm sure his next plate of pata negra will be extra sweet
― Blandford Forum, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:29 (ten years ago)
Anyway fuck Real but well done to them. And a Bale is a fud.
― Blandford Forum, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:31 (ten years ago)
fudiud
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:33 (ten years ago)
well that was reasonably heartbreaking
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:33 (ten years ago)
three goal margin can't say they didnt deserve it
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:36 (ten years ago)
i can
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:37 (ten years ago)
Never seen an player as scared of an opposition manager as varane was of simeone.
Bale not a patch on Macca's RM European Final performance.
― pandemic, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:38 (ten years ago)
varane is such a good player
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pepe
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:39 (ten years ago)
I dunno NV, you took enough vicarious pleasure in Gerrard's slip, you should've been like a pig in clover this past week.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:41 (ten years ago)
Too soon
― pandemic, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:42 (ten years ago)
my vicarious pleasures are based on a complex algebra involving underdog status, cuntishness of club history, and whether you are Steven Gerrard amongst other factors
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:43 (ten years ago)
lol at redknapp saying there is 'a strong british contingency' at madrid
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:44 (ten years ago)
Ismael *isn't* Steven Gerrard (as far as I know) (xp)
― Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:44 (ten years ago)
yes but i felt bad for Ismael
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:45 (ten years ago)
aw man, I had no idea
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:46 (ten years ago)
God, imagine lifting the European Cup while wearing a t-shirt reading Live Forever. Even John Terry would have too much dignity for that.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:49 (ten years ago)
ismael gets all the disappointment of being an arsenal and liverpool fan it's a tough cross to get on the end of
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:49 (ten years ago)
the rte lads are shocked, shocked! that cron celebrated by taking his top off
wasn't marcelo booked for his celebration abt 90 secs before?
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:50 (ten years ago)
i've come to hate football just in time for the world cup to make me fall back in love. it's almost art
― verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Saturday, 24 May 2014 21:51 (ten years ago)
That fucking tool Chris Bascombe in The Telegraph gave Bale a higher rating than Di Maria for last nights game.
― pandemic, Sunday, 25 May 2014 05:44 (ten years ago)
That clueless cunt Andy Dunn reckons Madrid are the best cl winners for a decade! How quickly barca are forgotten.
― pandemic, Sunday, 25 May 2014 10:23 (ten years ago)
Football journalism is the worst
― not lazy but clowning (Suedey 2), Sunday, 25 May 2014 10:49 (ten years ago)
http://37.media.tumblr.com/7631d937b2a3eec8b95df15bba15892f/tumblr_n63non5Uuz1qc2poho1_250.gif http://37.media.tumblr.com/7631d937b2a3eec8b95df15bba15892f/tumblr_n63non5Uuz1qc2poho1_250.gif
Someone needs to take this gif and set it to a soundtrack of triumphalist stadium EDM.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 25 May 2014 10:54 (ten years ago)
...
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 May 2014 11:10 (ten years ago)
In the pub last night I was too busy making a facetious point about this basically being like Spurs winning the European Cup, so I didn't notice whether or not Bale did the annoying heart celebration when he scored.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 25 May 2014 11:16 (ten years ago)
Like everyone I was shouting for Atleti but in the end I was hoping Real would take it since they played so well. I thought the referee was excellent. He didn't make a bad decision throughout the game
― everyday sheeple (Michael B), Sunday, 25 May 2014 11:48 (ten years ago)
jeez idk if they were any good tbh
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 May 2014 12:16 (ten years ago)
they were 90 seconds give or take from losing the match and they had not outplayed Atleti up to that point, they'd been faced with a team protecting a lead and failed to unlock them. then they scored a couple very late against a team that had run themselves into the ground. the rest is triumphalist bollocks
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 May 2014 13:28 (ten years ago)