Shawcross v Huth

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CHOOSE, PUNK

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Huth	8
Shawcross	2

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 26 August 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago)

the correct order is 'huth and shawcross'

― There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago)

My phone autocorrects to 'Shawcrossing', plus he does feature as king patsy in one of football's finest moments, so him.

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 26 August 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago)

This game is making me think fondly of Stoke btw

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 26 August 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago)

xxp - you see, I know that. Logically, I know that's right, and I knew that as I was looking at the thread title.

But the other way round just... worked, you know? It felt right.

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 26 August 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago)

huthy for singlehandedly making movember worthwhile

― r|t|c, Monday, 26 August 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago)

chthonic huth

― blud fuiud (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 October 2010 19:29 (2 years ago)

― There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:31 (eleven years ago)

slightly fond of huth because i was mildly in favour of the middlesbrough team also featuring pogatetz, adam johnson, rochemback, yakubu, aliadiere and other great players

― There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago)

trying to find original copy confirming the story that huth was the fastest player during tests for the germany 2006 world cup suad

http://pesstatsdatabase.com/viewtopic.php?f=55&t=1434

136 posts about how fast huth is

― There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:01 (eleven years ago)

he is a mountain of a man.
never seen he pushed over yet

William Carlos Williams, Middlesbrough, January 2009.

― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago)

over what distance nakh

football so rarely a test of ~100m speed, fastest i think i ever saw a player move was viera destroying carr against us several years back after a long ball, that 4th gear speed hardly ever comes into it

― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago)

idk deems im trying to find the apocryphal story

― There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago)

alright i cant find it fuck it print the legernd

― There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago)

the photograph in the OP is possibly the greatest football photograph this side of maradona vs 7 belgians

― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago)

trying to work out which renaissance painter it is most redolent of

― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago)

Stephen Hunt Expelled From Paradise, 1594

― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago)

just realised that the answer to my previous question is probably 'jody craddock'

― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago)

When that thread starts it will be the greatest thread

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:32 (eleven years ago)

nah look at the darkness it's Caravaggio

anyhoo, Shawcross seems too feral to be truly big whereas Huth is the Alps, you will have to go a long way round if you want to avoid him.

― RAWK of Agger's (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago)

tell me about it, fucken mont blanc tunnel is 40 goddamn euros

― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago)

shawx got fucked over by chamakh at the weekend

― There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago)

and he cried after he broke ramsey's leg

― There are a lot of subjective opinions (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago)

we all have our weak moments

http://www.wallcoo.net/paint/raffaello_sanzio/images/Raffaello_Sanzio_art_ml0008.jpg

― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago)

he cried cos he was offering it up to crom tbf

― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago)

Still can't quite beat the original though:

http://www.swingtime.co.uk/spurs/mackaysmith/davemackay.jpg

― William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago)

think shawcross is stupid evil and huth is more evil evil. i vote huth

― cerealbar, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago)

nah there's no malice in huthy i don't think, just super pragmatic vorsprung durch fuckyou

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:12 (eleven years ago)

i wouldnt care to speculate on whose style it's most redolent of but fwiw the op photo brings to mind a pair of roman centurions expelling a market scrote that has interrupted the crucifixtion

― r|t|c, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago)

Theyve stopped him getting to the cross

― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:19 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 1 September 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 2 September 2013 00:01 (eleven years ago)

true

― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Monday, 2 September 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

https://twitter.com/robert_huth/status/548060547556859904

― r|t|c, Thursday, 25 December 2014 10:26 (ten years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/robert_huth

― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 January 2015 22:32 (ten years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/jan/02/robert-huth-could-face-action-twitter-gender-game

― AlanSmithee, Friday, 2 January 2015 16:38 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/05/16/18/343EB7C300000578-3593261-image-a-38_1463418550519.jpg

― nakhchivan, Monday, 16 May 2016 18:41 (eight years ago)

he likes the songs that remind him of the good times

― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Monday, 16 May 2016 18:44 (eight years ago)

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