Yay! Congratulations!!
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:08 (fourteen years ago)
Wow congrats john!
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)
been keeping it under wraps because I prefer not to talk about real life stuff @ work & it's a work-intensive spring & summer, but yeah...August! sooooo stoked
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:28 (fourteen years ago)
the first diaper is the hardest
until the first diaper after they eat a whole bowl of pickled onions at a restaurant
― what made my hamburger disappear (WmC), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)
OMG AUGUST!? That's so soon!
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)
do you know the sex?
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:33 (fourteen years ago)
xp I know! I can keep a secret when I have to! Mrs Whitford however is at the point where to keep this secret she'd have to make up some pretty outrageous stories tho! you guys I know everybody hates the pregnancy-is-mystical dude but I gotta tell you I am at a place where I wanna sculpt & worship terracotta figurines of my wife, it's so fuckin BOSS.
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)
that middle-trimester sex drive YEAHHHHH
at least in our experience
― what made my hamburger disappear (WmC), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)
congrats :)
― call all destroyer, Friday, 3 June 2011 13:38 (fourteen years ago)
congrats!
― tehresa, Friday, 3 June 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)
oh boy, congrats! (or, oh girl, congrats!)
― remy bean, Friday, 3 June 2011 13:59 (fourteen years ago)
!
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 3 June 2011 16:14 (fourteen years ago)
congratulations whitfords!
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 3 June 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)
weeee! congrats!!!
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 5 June 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)
:) so happy for you aero
― Z S, Sunday, 5 June 2011 03:41 (fourteen years ago)
omg so many congrats!
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Sunday, 5 June 2011 03:48 (fourteen years ago)
:D congratulations! plus also your <3 for mrs whitford is beautiful to behold.
― estela, Sunday, 5 June 2011 04:12 (fourteen years ago)
o man welcome to the club dude
congrats and I hope you are jamming "new mama" on the regular
― no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Sunday, 5 June 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)
congratulations
babies are great
diapers aren't that bad
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 5 June 2011 04:29 (fourteen years ago)
I have a little bit of an advantage in having changed a whoooole lot diapers back in my hospital-working days, from babies to brain-injury patients to the elderly - I fear no diaper
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 5 June 2011 04:34 (fourteen years ago)
do you own a Bristol stool chart y/n
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Sunday, 5 June 2011 04:35 (fourteen years ago)
fear not of man diapers because man must die babies must poop
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Sunday, 5 June 2011 04:38 (fourteen years ago)
Each diaper is a new surprise. Henry pooped four times yesterday morning, each bigger than the last. Still, it beats his recent trick of pooping so much it bursts out of the top and bottom of his diaper and then he either crawls on you or wipes his booty against a wall or rolls all over the coffee table. boys.
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Sunday, 5 June 2011 08:53 (fourteen years ago)
tell henry i said tsk.
― estela, Sunday, 5 June 2011 09:23 (fourteen years ago)
xpostThat's also a good trick to get out of long meetings
― Z S, Sunday, 5 June 2011 13:11 (fourteen years ago)
holy shit, congrats aero!
― markers, Sunday, 5 June 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)
<3 aerocub
― dayo, Sunday, 5 June 2011 16:11 (fourteen years ago)
NSFW but oh so true:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqRh9IToskA
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Monday, 6 June 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)
estela i will do just that
WAIT
Isnt this NOW. Like RIGHT NOW.
12 weeks knocked up with 2.0 aka Twiglet, due 9th June. Blimey!
― Vicky, Thursday, November 25, 2010 4:58 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)
Also I was looking on amazon for looking for pull apart brain models for Beeps to learn from and eventually fulfill my dream to be a neuroscientist (because thats what kids are for right?) When I found this little gem:
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5254/dnay.jpg
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
It is! Overdue in fact, the scan brought due date forward two days. Not feeling very imminent though, feeling far too good to be going into labour in the near future!
Congrats aero!
― Vicky, Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)
yay! so excited for you!
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)
huzzah. babies are pure magic.
― tylerw, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)
have an awesome birth Vicky wow!!
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)
twins, 40 wks will be late October, but all the pros say it'll be more like late September.
― like working at a jewelry store and not knowing about bracelets (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:39 (thirteen years ago)
hey, congrats on superbabies! careful when they start picking up the furniture
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:41 (thirteen years ago)
With our first, the monochild, I was mildly envious of my wife's magical ability to gestate a human life from withing. But now, I get down on my knees every day and thank the universe for making me a dude.
― like working at a jewelry store and not knowing about bracelets (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago)
home from work for the foreseeable, ready for the big day within the next few weeks, so many awesome emotions!
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:50 (thirteen years ago)
get lots of rest, luxuriate in sleep, and enjoy one another's company
― like working at a jewelry store and not knowing about bracelets (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:58 (thirteen years ago)
congrats all! so in love with my kids; my five year old now speaks in outrageous accents of indeterminable ethnicity just like her daddy & it pleases me very much.
― Euler, Sunday, 7 August 2011 02:14 (thirteen years ago)
having riotously funny dreams in what's supposed to be the last week before the blessèd event. last night dreamt that we were having a girl (we're not) and that my wife had her heart set on naming her "Instahoof"
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago)
Can't stop giggling at "Instahoof."
― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago)
neither can I it has been making me lol all day!
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago)
had no idea a little aerosmith jr was on the way! congrats!!
― satisfying punishment for that thing he said about lesbians (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago)
Li'l Smitty
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago)
<3 instahoof
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago)
evidently up in Virginia the oncoming hurricane is serious enough that they're telling pregnant women to come into the hospital ahead of it - will Instahoof Smith enter this world in a fury of whipping rain? stay tuned 'hoofers
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:52 (thirteen years ago)
good luck dude/your wife/little dude!
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago)
born in a cross-fire hurricane!
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago)
I was born on the back seat of a MustangIn a cold night, it was a hard rain
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago)