NSFW but oh so true:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqRh9IToskA
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Monday, 6 June 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)
estela i will do just that
WAIT
Isnt this NOW. Like RIGHT NOW.
12 weeks knocked up with 2.0 aka Twiglet, due 9th June. Blimey!
― Vicky, Thursday, November 25, 2010 4:58 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)
Also I was looking on amazon for looking for pull apart brain models for Beeps to learn from and eventually fulfill my dream to be a neuroscientist (because thats what kids are for right?) When I found this little gem:
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/5254/dnay.jpg
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, 9 June 2011 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
It is! Overdue in fact, the scan brought due date forward two days. Not feeling very imminent though, feeling far too good to be going into labour in the near future!
Congrats aero!
― Vicky, Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:17 (fourteen years ago)
yay! so excited for you!
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, 9 June 2011 19:25 (fourteen years ago)
huzzah. babies are pure magic.
― tylerw, Friday, 10 June 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)
have an awesome birth Vicky wow!!
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)
twins, 40 wks will be late October, but all the pros say it'll be more like late September.
― like working at a jewelry store and not knowing about bracelets (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:39 (thirteen years ago)
hey, congrats on superbabies! careful when they start picking up the furniture
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:41 (thirteen years ago)
With our first, the monochild, I was mildly envious of my wife's magical ability to gestate a human life from withing. But now, I get down on my knees every day and thank the universe for making me a dude.
― like working at a jewelry store and not knowing about bracelets (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago)
home from work for the foreseeable, ready for the big day within the next few weeks, so many awesome emotions!
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:50 (thirteen years ago)
get lots of rest, luxuriate in sleep, and enjoy one another's company
― like working at a jewelry store and not knowing about bracelets (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 7 August 2011 01:58 (thirteen years ago)
congrats all! so in love with my kids; my five year old now speaks in outrageous accents of indeterminable ethnicity just like her daddy & it pleases me very much.
― Euler, Sunday, 7 August 2011 02:14 (thirteen years ago)
having riotously funny dreams in what's supposed to be the last week before the blessèd event. last night dreamt that we were having a girl (we're not) and that my wife had her heart set on naming her "Instahoof"
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago)
Can't stop giggling at "Instahoof."
― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago)
neither can I it has been making me lol all day!
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago)
had no idea a little aerosmith jr was on the way! congrats!!
― satisfying punishment for that thing he said about lesbians (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago)
Li'l Smitty
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago)
<3 instahoof
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago)
evidently up in Virginia the oncoming hurricane is serious enough that they're telling pregnant women to come into the hospital ahead of it - will Instahoof Smith enter this world in a fury of whipping rain? stay tuned 'hoofers
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:52 (thirteen years ago)
good luck dude/your wife/little dude!
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago)
born in a cross-fire hurricane!
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago)
I was born on the back seat of a MustangIn a cold night, it was a hard rain
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago)
whoa holy shit congrats aero, i was also unaware!
instahoof is killing me btw
― dougie instructor (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago)
INSTAHOOF
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago)
Hoofster Babbies
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago)
fwiw my son is convinced that baby #2 will be named "ahftikah"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago)
https://twitter.com/#!/Aftika_Dara
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago)
#2!! :D
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago)
Instahoof sounds like horse-foot caulk.
― come back to the five and dime remy bean, (remy bean), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago)
It's kind of growing on me tbh.
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago)
Yes #2 is due to arrive in... three weeks! No idea what gender. "Aftika" is going to be a hard row to hoe for a boy, but it'll build character
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago)
Aftikah Maksud nama tiada di dalam rekod. Apa ada pada 'AFTIKAH' ?
AFTIKAHA AmanahF FleksibelT TulusI IkhlasK KomitedA AlimH Harum
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
3 weeks, damn! I totally missed that. Congratulations. Awww I bet it's got to be pretty cute watching #1 wait for the impending arrival.
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:15 (thirteen years ago)
man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".
godspeed!, anyway
― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago)
no longer knocked up
oh my God today is a beautiful day you guys
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago)
congrats!!!!
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago)
the artist formerly known as Instahoof is sleeping so peacefully & I am floating, everybody. man oh man.
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago)
congratulations!
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago)
does instahoof have an alias? are you at the hospital? how is your wife?
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago)
AERO, CONGRATULATIONS, MAN!!!
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago)
whoa I had no idea, congrats aero!
― iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago)
awesome dude congrats
― mookieproof, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:53 (thirteen years ago)
Welcome to the world, little Instahoof! And congratulations to your mom and dad!
― Jaq, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago)
congrats, big man!!!!
― (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago)
rock on!
― Euler, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago)
Congrats to you all!
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:00 (thirteen years ago)
Instahoof! Yes! Congratulations and I hope your wife is doing well, too!
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:17 (thirteen years ago)
<3instahoof, congratulations family!!
― estela, Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:47 (thirteen years ago)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY INSTAHOOF!
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago)