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<3 instahoof

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

evidently up in Virginia the oncoming hurricane is serious enough that they're telling pregnant women to come into the hospital ahead of it - will Instahoof Smith enter this world in a fury of whipping rain? stay tuned 'hoofers

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

good luck dude/your wife/little dude!

frogsb (k3vin k.), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

born in a cross-fire hurricane!

Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I was born on the back seat of a Mustang
In a cold night, it was a hard rain

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Thursday, 25 August 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

whoa holy shit congrats aero, i was also unaware!

instahoof is killing me btw

dougie instructor (jjjusten), Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

INSTAHOOF

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Hoofster Babbies

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

fwiw my son is convinced that baby #2 will be named "ahftikah"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

https://twitter.com/#!/Aftika_Dara

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

#2!! :D

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Instahoof sounds like horse-foot caulk.

come back to the five and dime remy bean, (remy bean), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

It's kind of growing on me tbh.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes #2 is due to arrive in... three weeks! No idea what gender. "Aftika" is going to be a hard row to hoe for a boy, but it'll build character

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Aftikah
Maksud nama tiada di dalam rekod.

Apa ada pada 'AFTIKAH' ?

AFTIKAH
A Amanah
F Fleksibel
T Tulus
I Ikhlas
K Komited
A Alim
H Harum

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

3 weeks, damn! I totally missed that. Congratulations. Awww I bet it's got to be pretty cute watching #1 wait for the impending arrival.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".

godspeed!, anyway

(Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

no longer knocked up

oh my God today is a beautiful day you guys

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

congrats!!!!

frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

the artist formerly known as Instahoof is sleeping so peacefully & I am floating, everybody. man oh man.

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

congratulations!

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

does instahoof have an alias? are you at the hospital? how is your wife?

frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

AERO, CONGRATULATIONS, MAN!!!

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

whoa I had no idea, congrats aero!

iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

awesome dude congrats

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Welcome to the world, little Instahoof! And congratulations to your mom and dad!

Jaq, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

congrats, big man!!!!

 (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

rock on!

Euler, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Congrats to you all!

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Instahoof! Yes! Congratulations and I hope your wife is doing well, too!

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link

<3instahoof, congratulations family!!

estela, Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link

HAPPY BIRTHDAY INSTAHOOF!

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

instahoof for head hoofster, congrats!!

IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link

man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".

godspeed!, anyway

― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, August 26, 2011 5:17 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol can't stop thinking abt this post

 (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

O_O

Aero, I had...no...fucking...clue about this blessed event. Gotta read this subboard more often. Congratulations to the three of you.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link

holy moley, congratulations!!

FLIP FLOPPING HILL BILLY! (reddening), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i swear 2 god i had a dream about aero having a baby a few days ago

 (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:20 (thirteen years ago) link

wow, a thousand welcomes to Instahoof!

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:25 (thirteen years ago) link

HAPPY BIRTHDAY INSTAHOOF!

― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:51 (5 hours ago) Bookmark

(Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Saturday, 27 August 2011 09:03 (thirteen years ago) link

kisses, dude. also thx for someone else to pay for our Social Security.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Congrats AERO and Ms. AERO! Hail Instahoof! <3

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 27 August 2011 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Congrats!

the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 27 August 2011 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link

yay congratulations!

horseshoe, Saturday, 27 August 2011 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link

:D :D :D

GOD SPEED SWEET 'SMITH FAM

Frogbs (Pray Like Aretha Franklin (in Whiteface)) (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2011 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link

congratulations

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 27 August 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Well done all concerned!

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 27 August 2011 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

hooray for instahoof!

tehresa, Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Ohhhhhhhh shit congrats dude

dougie instructor (jjjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

RADBABY TIMES 2 U

davon cuul II (m bison), Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link


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