fwiw my son is convinced that baby #2 will be named "ahftikah"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link
https://twitter.com/#!/Aftika_Dara
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link
#2!! :D
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Instahoof sounds like horse-foot caulk.
― come back to the five and dime remy bean, (remy bean), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link
It's kind of growing on me tbh.
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Yes #2 is due to arrive in... three weeks! No idea what gender. "Aftika" is going to be a hard row to hoe for a boy, but it'll build character
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Aftikah Maksud nama tiada di dalam rekod. Apa ada pada 'AFTIKAH' ?
AFTIKAHA AmanahF FleksibelT TulusI IkhlasK KomitedA AlimH Harum
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
3 weeks, damn! I totally missed that. Congratulations. Awww I bet it's got to be pretty cute watching #1 wait for the impending arrival.
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link
man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".
godspeed!, anyway
― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, 26 August 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link
no longer knocked up
oh my God today is a beautiful day you guys
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
congrats!!!!
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
the artist formerly known as Instahoof is sleeping so peacefully & I am floating, everybody. man oh man.
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
congratulations!
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
does instahoof have an alias? are you at the hospital? how is your wife?
― frogsb (k3vin k.), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link
AERO, CONGRATULATIONS, MAN!!!
― arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link
whoa I had no idea, congrats aero!
― iatee, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link
awesome dude congrats
― mookieproof, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Welcome to the world, little Instahoof! And congratulations to your mom and dad!
― Jaq, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
congrats, big man!!!!
― (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
rock on!
― Euler, Saturday, 27 August 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Congrats to you all!
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Instahoof! Yes! Congratulations and I hope your wife is doing well, too!
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
<3instahoof, congratulations family!!
― estela, Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link
HAPPY BIRTHDAY INSTAHOOF!
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link
instahoof for head hoofster, congrats!!
― IT IS EXECUTION (Z S), Saturday, 27 August 2011 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".godspeed!, anyway― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, August 26, 2011 5:17 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, August 26, 2011 5:17 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol can't stop thinking abt this post
― (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link
O_O
Aero, I had...no...fucking...clue about this blessed event. Gotta read this subboard more often. Congratulations to the three of you.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:28 (thirteen years ago) link
holy moley, congratulations!!
― FLIP FLOPPING HILL BILLY! (reddening), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:07 (thirteen years ago) link
i swear 2 god i had a dream about aero having a baby a few days ago
― (gr8080), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:20 (thirteen years ago) link
wow, a thousand welcomes to Instahoof!
― bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Saturday, 27 August 2011 08:25 (thirteen years ago) link
― your mom the burrito (ENBB), Saturday, 27 August 2011 04:51 (5 hours ago) Bookmark
― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Saturday, 27 August 2011 09:03 (thirteen years ago) link
kisses, dude. also thx for someone else to pay for our Social Security.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 August 2011 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Congrats AERO and Ms. AERO! Hail Instahoof! <3
― Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 27 August 2011 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Congrats!
― the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 27 August 2011 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link
yay congratulations!
― horseshoe, Saturday, 27 August 2011 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link
:D :D :D
GOD SPEED SWEET 'SMITH FAM
― Frogbs (Pray Like Aretha Franklin (in Whiteface)) (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 August 2011 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9905/felicitation11.gif
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Saturday, 27 August 2011 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link
congratulations
― congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 27 August 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Well done all concerned!
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 27 August 2011 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link
hooray for instahoof!
― tehresa, Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Ohhhhhhhh shit congrats dude
― dougie instructor (jjjusten), Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link
RADBABY TIMES 2 U
― davon cuul II (m bison), Saturday, 27 August 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link
way to go!Tracer, that's awesome.
― like working at a jewelry store and not knowing about bracelets (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.celluloidheroreviews.com/images/dog_day_afternoon.jpgAhftikah! Ahftikah!
man if i was born amid a hurricane i would find a way to mention it in most sentences. "you want five copies of this made?, double-sided print? no problem - no problem because i was born in a hurricane".godspeed!, anyway― (Chris Isaak Cover) (schlump), Friday, August 26, 2011 5:17 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinklol can't stop thinking abt this post― (gr8080), Saturday, August 27, 2011 12:07 AM (14 hours ago)
― (gr8080), Saturday, August 27, 2011 12:07 AM (14 hours ago)
Anyway, kudos and congrats all round.
― Don't ask for the steening, ask for the HOOS (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 27 August 2011 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
WOOOOOO HOOOOOO
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 27 August 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Woah!!!! Congrats!!
― Serial Chiller (sunny successor), Saturday, 27 August 2011 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh well done!
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 27 August 2011 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Congratulations!!!!
― tokyo rosemary, Sunday, 28 August 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Welcome to Instahoof Irene Tyler!
― kate78, Sunday, 28 August 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link
btw for my last post on the knocked up rollcall thread I wanna say that all the insane intense you-can't-know-til-you-know shit ppl throw down about the blessed event are, for me, true - that while I don't doubt that a wordy motherfucker like me could find the words to describe the emotions in me today, the pure intensity of it sort of occludes the desire to actually do it. because I'm typing this while my son sleeps with his head on his mother's belly. that's what it is, you know? it's that level of gary-snyder-in-his-groove simple depth, that view-of-a-mountain huge. completely in love with this little guy, can't even start to talk about it without crying yet.
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 28 August 2011 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link