kids' books - SEARCH and DESTROY

Ahem.

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The story of a teacher who read Blueberries for Sal to her class, who have maybe watched the Discover Channel nature shows a few too many times.

Favorites:
The Color Kittens
Mike Mulligan and the Steam Shovel
All of Eric Carle's fables (Aesop, Hans Christian Anderson, Bros Grimm)

Joseph Had a Little Overcoat!

that book is FANTASTIC!

the ending cracks me up - "which just goes to show you CAN make something out of nothing!" lol

I read this to my daughter in my best old eastern-european Jewish man accent

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So Sailor Sam went on board with his pirate mother and the sea captain, and a year later someone brought Mr Fat [Sam's Dickensian boss] a green glass bottle with a letter in it.

"Having a wonderful time," the letter read. "Why don't you run off to sea, too?"

And if you want any more moral to the story than this, you must go to sea and find it.

new book by brian selznick called wonderstruck is great

This blog has me constantly searching for children's books everywhere I go: http://www.vintagechildrensbooksmykidloves.com/
I enjoyed finding them but didn't always buy them because I collect too many things already...that was my thought.
Now that there will actually be one in the house to read too, the hunt is on!

Search: Ian Falconer's Olivia books (avoid the TV show tie-ins), anything by Jules Feifer, Mercer Mayer seconded, Alexandra Day's mostly wordless Carl books are fun, Byron Barton's simple books like Trucks, Airport, and Planes go a long way.
Destroy: Richard Scary's Best Storybook Ever, an enormous 300 page collection that my daughter insists only counts as one story. Dora & Diego find their way into my home & my daughter's heart despite my vigilance.

Richard Scary's Best Storybook Ever, an enormous 300 page collection that my daughter insists only counts as one story.

loool I feel for you man

Destroy: BLUEBERRY GIRL - written by Neil Gaiman for Tori Amos's daughter and even worse than that would lead to you expect. Think I have successfully hidden down the back of the bookshelf.
Search: All the Janet and Allan Ahlberg books are great, specially PEEPO! - the illustrations are lovely. I like Lynley Dodd's HAIRY MCLARY books too. But Dr Seuss's SLEEP BOOK is the champ. The page about the unsuccessful zizzerzoof-seed salesmen getting some kip because "that's what's the wonderful nighttime is for" still brings a bit of a tear to the eye.

having just read Polar Express for the first time last night... I dunno what you all are complaining about, it's standard Xmas story silliness

i dig mo willems' visual er vocabulary a lot, his er storytelling

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he does churn them out a bit, though; i'd like to see him maybe do a sustained narrative or something

there was a vaguely heartbreaking interview with maurice sendak in the guardian the other day, which made the rest of g2 seem even more like pure disposable shit by contrast

yah DON'T LET THE PIGEON DRIVE THE BUS is great

recently got some book Maurice Sendak illustrated in the 80s and was shocked/appalled that it had all this bullshit about the Christ-child and St. John and various terrible things (wars, etc.) being part of "God's will". Can't fathom how any self-respecting Jew would crank out such shit.

Dear Milli, it's called (a Grimm fairytale, apparently?)

it's standard Xmas story silliness

well yes, but with the MYSTIC CHILDHOOD INNOCENCE dial cranked up to 8 million

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etc.

that looks VERY ENGLISH

Very, and Northern (has to be read in a yorkshire accent)

revive!

Do you have Robert Munsch outside of Canada? I've also come to really like Sandra Boynton's books. We go to the library all the time, so I've kind of gotten over being super choosy about what books my oldest daughter gets. She picks whichever three books she wants, and if they're awful there's a built in exit strategy so it's easier to tolerate knowing there's a finite number nights I'll have to them.

don't know robert munsch.
daughter currently loves frog & toad, and I kind of love them too.
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the other one i try to encourage which she really likes is little bear
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it's weird though, i guess there's a bunch more "updated" little bears, which aren't by the same people? even though it says "maurice sendak's little bear" the illustrations are totally different and kinda lame. and sendak didn't even write the original little bears, so that's stranger still.

of course she also loves these horrible things, which I am trying to secretly get rid of
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they kind of make me sick to my stomach.

we go to the library pretty much every week, usually check out 5-7 picture books and it's totally unpredictable to me which one's evie will latch on to and demand to hear four times in a row and which times she'll reject completely

we're finishing our years of little kid books (youngest on the verge of turning 6) & in retrospect the ones that *I* loved reading the most to my kids were the Frances books by Russell Hoban. I think they loved them a lot too. I like Little Bear & Frog & Toad too. at one point we got a bunch of new-ish Scholastic-catalog books that were uniformly crappy. oh & I like Danny & the Dinosaur but we recently got a sequel at the library, something like Danny & the Dinosaur at Camp, & it was awful.

so i ordered Sandek's In the Night Kitchen bc it was one of my favorite books growing up and i wanted to read it to my daughter, but ppl keep balking when they find out bc it has gasp penis in it. what do u guys think? inappropriate to read to little girl? only for little boys? that seems unfair, but i'm willing to accept that i'm wrong here...

I don't have kids but I read it when I was a kid... found it a bit disturbing, but more because they want to BAKE HIM and all the illustrations of dough are kind of weird and scary and undulating, not because there's a penis. It's not a sexual image, and your daughter will learn about bodies at some point - she's probably seen you naked, right? It might spark some curiosity but it's not going to turn her into a rampant pervert or anything.

that's what i thought. it's silly.

re bakers + ovens, apparently sandek meant it as being evocative of the holocaust, which is why one of the bakers has a chaplain-stache

Oh wow, yeah. Totally didn't get that at the time (when I read it I probably wasn't even aware that there was such a thing as the holocaust) but I can see it now.

I read ITNK at the library when I was six or so and I really dug it but I felt nervous reading it because I knew if my mom saw me looking at a picture of a boy wang, I would get in trouble. So I think if I had a less conservative parent and they bought me the book and just treated it like a normal thing, it wouldn't have been so nerve-wracking to read it.

Did you see Sendak's interview with Colbert? He had a solution.

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my kid loves 'don't let the pigeon drive the bus' and has taken to drawing the pigeon everywhere. (sometimes with wheels, sometimes with cars on his back while he looks at them quizzically.)

mo willems has another book called 'that is not a good idea!' which has some great visuals and is pretty funny and even has a dark twist ending (i think the duck's eye makeup is an intentional hint.)

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mo willems has a million books and all the ones we've read are great, it's crazy. the elephant and piggy books are my favorites, esp "we are in a book" which is very meta

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Favorite Mo Willems book is City Dog, Country Frog. Great Jon J Muth art too.

Currently loving the Moomin picture books and basically everything by Russell and Lilian Hoban.

This book has earned me big groovy Uncle points:

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there's a sequel to that one called "this is not my hat." and klassen also illustrated this lemony snicket book which is pretty cool:
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hey is this the place to admit when you bust out sobbing reading to your kids
cos i did that a few weeks ago

what were you reading

(full confession for the comics nerds: I have teared up reading the bit to my daughter in Grant Morrison's All-Star Superman where Supes eulogizes Pa Kent)

not technically a kids book I know but whatever
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Beatrice can read now. When did this happen???

Board Book S/D:

Search:

Everywhere Babies - I LOVE this book! It's so cute and fun and Ivy loves looking at all the babies.
Goddamn Sandra Boynton - I'm not entirely sold on her (I associate her art too strongly with crappy greeting cards and dumb mugs), but I shit you not, whenever I pull out one of her books, it's non-stop baby grins. Moo Baa La La La indeed.
The Snowy Day/Whistle for Willie - yay for books about kids who live in apartment buildings, and Peter is precious and adorable although it stresses me out that they let their dog run around the city off leash and unsupervised.
Polar Bear Night - another really cute one that gets me a little emotional if I'm not careful.
Good Night Gorilla - LOL

Destroy:

I Love You Forever - what the fuck this is the creepiest fucking book ever. (not a board book, or at least not the version we have, but still it's terrible.)

Meh:

Guess How Much I Love You - I want to love this book but it just kind of bugs me. Why can't you just let Little Nutbrown Hare have the last word, dude?
Ten Little Fingers, Ten Little Toes - I was super psyched about this one because it's often recommended along with Everywhere Babies but 1) it's pretty ableist (babies without ten fingers and ten toes are also adorable and worth of kisses!) and 2) it's great that all of the babies are ~diverse~ but the main character baby is white, so it kind of feels like it's treating the non-white babies as ethnic window dressing. I don't know, maybe I'm overthinking it.

i scanned through 'love you forever' because we have it for some reason and i was like 'hell no'. depressing as fuck.

The Snowy Day/Whistle for Willie - yay for books about kids who live in apartment buildings, and Peter is precious and adorable although it stresses me out that they let their dog run around the city off leash and unsupervised.

Yeah Ezra Jack Keats rules.

Guess How Much I Love You - I want to love this book but it just kind of bugs me. Why can't you just let Little Nutbrown Hare have the last word, dude?

I think technically he does have the last word? The last bit is thought, not said.

The Amazon reviews for it are hilarious. Xpost

He whispers it. It's like a compulsion. Let it go, Big Nutbrown Hare.

Love You Forever is so creeeeeepy. When the boy grows up and moves out his mother drives over to his house with a ladder and climbs into his bedroom window and crawls across the floor to get to the kid (who is now a grown adult).

we got V a Tintin book (apparently one of the crappier ones) and it was a) pretty violent and b) chock-full of ethnic stereotypes

(she didn't care for it)

Comic books for 5-6 year olds?

It depends what they are into I'd say that Tintin and Asterix are no good as they are for older children and yeah, really old fashioned.

Baby Mouse (19 books and counting) by Matt and Jennifer Holm
Squish (5 books and counting) also by the Holms
Johnny Boo (there's about 5 of them) by James Kochalka
Dragon Puncher/Dragon Puncher Island - James Kochalka - hilarious
Comics Squad Recess! - a compliation with the Holms, Dav Pilkey and others
The Flying Beaver Brothers books by Maxwell Eaton
Ottos Orange Day/Ottos Backwards Day by Frank Cammuso and Jay Lynch
^ Those are published by Toon Books who do tons of great comic books for ages 4-8. Defintely check them out.
Captain Underpants obviously though it's not really a comic book but Super Diaper Baby is and lots of others by Dav Pilkey.

There's old favs like the Smurfs and Garfield who have newer, more modern comic books for younger kids. Theres a killer Wizard of Oz series but probably for older kids.

I have others which I can't remember right now. My children are voracious comic book readers. Our central library has a huge selection so we just go and get about 20 every week.

thanks y'all!
yeah i liked tintin when i was a kid, but maybe a little older... they are umm problematic aren't they? beautiful to look at though.

See also Nobrow's kid's comics: http://www.nobrow.net/category/products/comic-graphic?producttag=childrens-books

They also do some really nice kids picture books.

BTW, Mr Men books are really boring to read as an adult. I remember being obsessed by them as a kid, and Ella loves them, but they do not stand up well.

The Art Spiegelman-edited collection of classic American children's comics is one of the greatest anthologies of all time:

http://www.abramsbooks.com/Books/The_TOON_Treasury_of_Classic_Children_s_Comics-9780810957305.html

Ivy's new favorite book is Chu's Day by Neil Gaiman, which I impulse bought at TJ Maxx for like $4.50. She runs to her bookshelf saying, "Ah choo ah choo ah choo," grabs the book, and brings it to us. When we read it, she sneezes along with Chu and then kisses him goodnight at the end of the book.

So, search: Chu's Day by Neil Gaiman. The illustrations are fantastic, too. Lots of weird detail in them.

There's a second one, too, 'Chu's First Day at School', which Ella loves

Almost anything by Mercer Mayer is k-classic.

Anyone got a good book that teaches the value of apologies? Got a precocious preschooler who would rather pretend to faint than apologize for anything.

Mercer Mayer's "I'm Sorry

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which also specifically gets at how apologies don't mean much if you don't follow through on them

Cool! We haven't delved into Mercer Mayer yet, either.

love his style, kind of too prolific for his own good, almost makes it hard to pick out the "best".

also after someone pointed this out to me I can't unsee it:
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"I dress myself!"

El Deafo by Cece Bell is a wonderful graphic novel for children ages 6-12 (imo). It's an autobiographical story about a little deaf girl/bunny. Great gift idea.

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my daughter *loves* that book

Yeah mine has read it about 20 times and so have all her friends.

god I hate these "If You Give a ____ a ____" books, would prefer it if they were stuffed with completely random non-sequiturs instead of this cutesy "aw the animal thinks its people" nonsense.

Oh I hate those too. But not as much as I hate Pete the Cat books. I can't understand the popularity of these things at all.

you aren't supposed to like kids books. your kids are supposed to like them.

my 4yo for a book of fairy tales and she asked me to read her hansel and gretl which i did and even tho i knew how much disturbing material was in it i was still a little taken aback. the wife is frank about wanting to ditch her kids in the forest (and we had an interesting conversation about why she isn't called their mother but her husband is called their father), the dad resists but ultimately she nags him into essentially abandoning his children for death. of course the witch tries to cannibalize both of the children, not to mention that the entire story takes place against a background of terrible deprivation + acute poverty. but i've read scholars who believe that the gruesomeness was necessary (bettelheim particularly iirc) for kids to process complicated details about the world and themselves. and my daughter loved it so much she wanted me to immediately read it again (despite it being a fairly lengthy story). she had a lot of questions too and she found the cannibalism elements hilarious. she also noted without my prodding that the witch was obviously the wife from the beginning and i kvelled bc i agree that it is the subtext - psychologically if not literally attributable to the text - and i think it was a v astute observation.

then we read puss and boots and i think we both found it significantly less stimulating

what no "Jew in the Thorns"

alas this version of collected stories (not just grimm) did not include it

Never realised that about the witch, now feel foolish

https://www.amazon.com/Night-Gargoyles-Eve-Bunting/dp/0395968879/

My new favorite one to read.