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that's awful. like it really makes me mad. also as a non-pregnant person i want to go to a doctor soon (i don't have one) but i have doctor anxiety and this kind of thing is why, thanks.

― kneel aurmstrong (harbl), Monday, 20 August 2012 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it's completely unacceptable

― horseshoe, Monday, 20 August 2012 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

to compound things, if we wanted to switch OBs now, it'd more difficult bc my wife has been labeled a "high risk" pregnancy which many doctors will not take at this pt.

― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Monday, 20 August 2012 10:35 (fourteen years ago)

I've been laboring under the delusion that my child's health is unimportant, this is giving me something to think about hm hm

I lol'd

― Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 August 2012 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

High risk because of the blood pressure thing?

― *tera, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

yes, and judged solely by her clinical BP results

― Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

'Sup.

― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

Nice...welcome to the club!

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

What?????

― Jeff, Monday, 12 August 2013 15:33 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:34 (thirteen years ago)

HUH

― quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

duh

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:40 (thirteen years ago)

Congrats and bestest wish!

― cops on horse (WilliamC), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

Thank you! It is v. exciting.

― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

FOR REALSIES?? xp Could not possibly happen to a nicer person(s).

― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:44 (thirteen years ago)

For real! Thank you! That is a nice thing to say!

Oh - Due December 24. We've been sitting on the announcement pending the ultrasound where they make sure everything is extant and in the expected places, which I had this morning.

― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:47 (thirteen years ago)

N/a otm and also yaaaaaaaaay

― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 12 August 2013 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

OMG SO EXCITING! Congrats, you will be one hell of a mama. I hope it is a giiiiiirl

― quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

I was being reasonable, really I just want to post "EEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee!!!!!!" for the rest of the day.

― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Monday, 12 August 2013 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

awesome :D

― failed skirty tropes (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 August 2013 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

can ILX name it, please? I can start a poll.

― quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

We haven't settled on a name so I guess we're open to suggestions.

Welcome little Suggest Ban Agatha!

― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

Nedwina Winkyface Agatha

― cops on horse (WilliamC), Monday, 12 August 2013 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

Aw!

― how's life, Monday, 12 August 2013 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

!!!!! Congrats !!!!!

― just1n3, Monday, 12 August 2013 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR

zomg this is so awesome!!!!

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 August 2013 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

please to name yr babby balmstain

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 August 2013 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

Luscious Seduction Balmstain Agatha

― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Monday, 12 August 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

oh damn! congratulations

― joygoat, Monday, 12 August 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks, jg. <3

― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 17:01 (thirteen years ago)

congrats on your preliminary admission to the club
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sucka :)

― HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Monday, 12 August 2013 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

What?????

― Jeff, Monday, August 12, 2013 10:33 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

lol

congrats!!!!

― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Monday, 12 August 2013 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ jeff

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 12 August 2013 17:59 (thirteen years ago)

I am still giggling at that.

― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!

― *tera, Monday, 12 August 2013 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

Is it totally bizarro being preggo y/n

― quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

quincie that still isn't spanish

congrats carl

― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Monday, 12 August 2013 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

to my credit, I managed to figure out the "are you pregnant or trying to get pregnant" boxes on the Spanish dental intake form, but only because I know the word "mujeres" from bathroom doors.

― quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

lol. also embarazadas from the subway right?

― Charlie Slothrop (wins), Monday, 12 August 2013 19:48 (thirteen years ago)

ha, you completely overestimate the transportation infrastructure of La Paz, much less La Ventana. I haven't been on a subway in a looooooooonog time

― quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

Carl may I suggest to you a baby shower concept to which I was once introduced. You get mostly naked on a table and your girlfriends drape like paper mache on your boobs and belly. The it dries and you have a cast of. . . your boobs and belly. Which maybe you want to hang on the wall as "art," or maybe you want to use as a way to serve chips and two dips.

― quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

to answer your previous question, yeah, it's pretty weird. It's also kind of gross and uncomfortable. But it's also fun in a way that I can't quite articulate. Aside from being nauseated daily, sometimes all day, and finding 95% of all food completely revolting for the first... 20 weeks (I'm 20 weeks 6 days, so I am only now enjoying the part where food is this wonderful life affirming substance that I actually want to smell and put in my mouth and boy it took some restraint not to complain about that on the internet let me tell you) I've had a pretty easy time of it, though, plus we've been trying to do this forEVARRRR so I'm not complaining.

In response to your shower suggestion, no.

― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

that shower sounds o_O

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 August 2013 19:55 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think that such things should be limited to pregnant women. I think birthday parties, retirement parties, housewarmings should all involve nude body-mold making and subsequent chip and dip service.

― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 12 August 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah but you really need the 8- or 9-month preggo belly if you want to do the chips plus two dips thing. My cast would be like a tray (for cheese, I guess?) and then like a cup that fits a handful of chips and a cup that fits like 1 cup of dip. Good preggo belly can do a whole bag of Tostitos.

― quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

Plus, y'know, a fair amount of salsa a guac

― quincie, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

Woah! Carl, that is SO awesome!!! Congrats!

― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Monday, 12 August 2013 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

omg! congrraaaaatttssss!!!

― kinder, Monday, 12 August 2013 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

Is it really hard not to tell anyone? I would want to blab to everyone. I expect.

― kinder, Monday, 12 August 2013 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

can we all chip in and get you a BUN IN THIS OVEN tshirt

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 August 2013 20:55 (thirteen years ago)


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