Knocked Up Rollcall

alas i am a bald :(

maybe i could get my beard braided for that viking vibe

or get my twilight sparkle wig braided and kill two birds with one stone

yes to both

YAY GIRL!

:D

congrats!!!!!

thx man

O wow excellent triple congrats

Hey congrats BG!

hey I got a babby <3
really hard to definitely decide on his name! the responsibility!

pythagoras is a great name fyi

(thx nv and lbi btw)

names seem super-hard tbh

kinder tell us about yr babby!

kinder congrats!!! ya tell us!

CONGRATS KINDER BABBY IS SO GOOD

we are done having babby I'm kinda melancholy about it because the last babby is now 3.

he's teeny and v cute and looks a lot like his brother when he was born even though he's still a bit squished up. brother will meet him tomorrow!

I'm done having bby now too, 2 is plenty

yay kinder <3

mrs gazzara is being induced tomorrow at 2pm

*gulp*

congrats!!!

batten down the hatches

Never stop kitty posts in favor of kiddie posts OK pls?

yiiiiikes! Congrats!!

Ayo Bizzo, you and the missus be well, rooting for that feline babby <3

Good luck!

Never stop kitty posts in favor of kiddie posts OK pls?

It's your first? prepare to ride a crazy rollercoaster of emotions! (it's awesome)

yeah, first for both of us

psyched/scared but mainly really looking forward to hanging out with this lil dude who’s been kicking the shit out of my wife since week 16

Good luck! My top advice for new dads is to remember that for about the first 12 weeks that baby is basically not gonna understand or care who you are, and will only have eyes for mummy. Don’t be disheartened! Also, it is totally ok to feel like you’ve made a massive stupid mistake in the first few days. Persevere. It gets better. By the time they walk and laugh it is amazing.

thanks, that sounds like v sensible advice!

best wishes to the bg family, so exciting!

oh shi just read this HAVE IT

My top advice for new dads is to invest in sleep futures and in a few weeks or so when they need their nails trimmed for the first time, do not volunteer for that shit. Remember, at all times, that you don’t have a clue what you’re doing.

Biting the nails off is less stress than clippers tho

alternate take: let them nails grow so they can defend themselves against vicious and selfish babies at daycares

congrats and best wishes, you'll have so much fun

the cumulative pain I have suffered from my baby's nails honestly rivals childbirth. cut them, OFTEN

ok maybe not honestly, but those things are like teeny razors slashing and grabbing and holding tight

Oh god the fingernails

while waving my arms around wildly in my first few months on the planet my insufficiently trimmed fingernail scratched my dad's eyeball and he had to go to hospital. a lesson for you all.

my friend also has a scratched eyeball from her kid!

anticipation!!

The worst is when their fingers go up your nose.

Best wishes, bizarro!

no longer on the knocked up rollcall

our daughter is here and she’s pretty fkn cute tbh

also her fingernails are a) long and b) very sharp

a+

wooooooooooooooo

congrats!

Way to go bg

bizarro! congratulations :)

Great news. Have the kitties met her yet?