I am going to sell all of my records and buy a Real Doll.

http://ljplus.ru/img/a/l/alex_andreev/realdoll.jpg

vinyl geddit

cmon dude this belongs in I LOVE TMI

oh wait yeah i get it

sorry.

Elf Ears
Elf ears can be added to any of our standard faces, even RD2, for an extra $150! Elf ears are completely custom and unique, so each set made will be unlike any other.

Shemale Doll
We can add a penis to any of our Realdoll models. We have sold several of these special dolls as custom orders. Choice of penis size from our selection of sizes can be added. The vagina of the doll can either be eliminated or remain intact depending on the customer's wishes. The cost ranges from $500 - $1,000.

Option A >>
For a detachable penis with testicles eliminating the vagina which allows you to change to a different size penis attachment (additional penis attachments $250/ea) add $500 to your order.

Option B >>
For a permanently attached penis with testicles but no vagina add $750 to your order.

Option C >>
For a permanently attached penis no testicles keeping the vagina intact the cost is $1,000.

"please do not touch"

Yeah, right.

I misread that as R2D2

cthulhu realdoll imho

how much do they charge for vagina dentata

free but you got to figure out a way to get the catnip up in there yourself

okay that just gave me a headache, trying to muffle lols

where is realdolls hq? can we go dumpster diving there? ('we')

the real doll variations make me want to scoop out my own heart and eat it like a reverse kano

certainly don't compare to the Goldberg variations

brb, recording studio - "the real doll variations" on 220-gm flesh-colored wax in stores this fall

scoop out my own heart and eat it like a reverse kano

is this a mortal kombat reference

How could it NOT be a Mortla Kombat reference????????

^^^

what the hell else could it mean

"no actually, that was a reference to the British rapper Kano"

i do the reverse kano with my real doll all the time. it's her fave position.

wtf you guys finally discover ILV after yr google alerts for "real doll" started chirping and now youre tryna ZING like regulars

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site new answers bruv

ohhh nü-ILXism

the real doll variations make me want to scoop out my own heart and eat it like a reverse kano

― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved)

Real doll variations? Haha have you not seen Matt McMullen's other range of sex dolls? You have seen NOTHING (nsfw)

(I thought about doing a poll on iltmi a for "miss january" thru "miss december" but didn't have the balls to do so)

pashmina why u negatively impact will 2 live :(

was going to click on that but oh yeah, still at work

worst/best caption ever:

Here she is complete with the head attached (FACE NOT INCLUDED).

wait what

was this really a market concern? like, people were mad that the price included a face that they weren't going to use anyway?

People don't get turned off by this?
http://www.boytoydolls.com/home/sites/default/files/headkit_1.jpg

the faces are interchangeable these days I think.

was going to click on that but oh yeah, still at work

― Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE)

to tide you over till you get home, imagine lady penelope or tintin from "thunderbirds", blown up to human size and made, er, "functional". One of them appears to me to be somewhat modelled on suzanna hoffs which is really wtf-ish.

I mean, like wtf-ish on top of the fact that they're already wtf-ish. So, squared.

tintin from "thunderbirds

never have I been so glad to read the phrase "from 'thunderbirds'"

Haha yes, I thought I'd better add that qualifier.

You've ruined thunderbirds for me now, though. :(