It's like my one personal Room 101!
The second question here from (oh holy fuck) "Cream Dreamer" has completely killed my libido until who knows when.
I hate shaving cream more than ANYTHING (or anything with its texture, ie whipped cream). Even in movies with scenes of a guy shaving his face, I have to cover my eyes until it's probably gone. And this...this...oh god, why. So wrong in so many ways.
Plz plz, it would be very kind and respectful of you not to do some mean image posting right now.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link
At least he didn't insert a tiny shaving razor.
― Beth Parker, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link
abbott musta missed the walloginas.
― hstencil, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:03 (sixteen years ago) link
That would have alleviated it somewhat, end up in some more obscene & scandalous World According to Garp vengeance scene.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, I missed the walloginas. Spelled that way, it looks like the name of some critter indigenous to Australia.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:04 (sixteen years ago) link
unlike marsupials, it's not remotely cute.
― hstencil, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Now I feel obligated to ask for "how does I see this thing of notoriety?" Might as well get all my libido killers done in the same week.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:06 (sixteen years ago) link
look for jhosea-started threads.
reading about this dude's shaving cream uh "experiments" isn't as disturbing to me, i guess because i'm not imaging it.
― hstencil, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:08 (sixteen years ago) link
GOD WOULDN'T THAT HURT YOUR PEENER? I don't even have one and it's kill kill killing me.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:08 (sixteen years ago) link
hurt... IN THAT GOOD WAY
― max, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:10 (sixteen years ago) link
*cries bitter tears*
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:11 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm sure it would hurt, i'm just not thinking about it.
― hstencil, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:12 (sixteen years ago) link
searched jhosea threads...can't find the wallabyginas.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:13 (sixteen years ago) link
not as gross as Steve-O's beer enema
― milo z, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Abbott, tread lightly: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYTHING ELSE: DO NOT CLICK HERE
― milo z, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:14 (sixteen years ago) link
could the mods change that title to NOT SAFE FOR GOD NOR MAN
Aw, really, to me that's not one whit near as bad.
I hope it shows up on Snopes, those photos they always have to debunk: DISTURBING IMAGE WARNING --- Woman born with 45 vaginas. True or false? False.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link
All white girl vaginas, this institutional vag racism has got to stop marring our walls.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:20 (sixteen years ago) link
the chuck fightclub short story is coming to mind. m.
― msp, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link
So I assume that you, Abbott, are female and that you do not shave things?
― Jesse, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:29 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm female...when I shave things it's with dr. bronner's generally...and I definietely don't squeeze anything into my urethra.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:31 (sixteen years ago) link
this is not disgusting but it is disturbing
― hstencil, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:31 (sixteen years ago) link
This is so funny--I found this in the station while a bunch of us were doing a radio show, and I passed it around, and everyone was so fucking grossed out.
― Stevie D, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:35 (sixteen years ago) link
ok ow ow ow this thread
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link
That sex ed tape OMG! I wonder if it's real or not? I never knew I wished I didn't equate Mario's moustache with developing pubic hair, but now...
― Abbott, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html (not for the squeamish.)
― msp, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 04:01 (sixteen years ago) link
is not real. those were n64 sprites
― Stevie D, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link
"Pleased, I repeated this a few times."
I love the tone here.
― Alba, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link
I assume this NSFW? I am not clicking.
― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link
hee hee I thought his response to the shaving cream dude was pretty hilarious
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link
"Are these shaving-cream penis enemas going to kill this motherfucker?"
Another sad moment in static usernames on nu-ILX.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link
I think I just had a kinky inspiration.
― Alba, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link
and I was inspired to insert the tip of the shaving-cream can into my urethra, pinch it shut, and press the button.
That's one big urethra
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
ow ow ow
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link
any sort of urethra-play talk gives me the immediate "ARGH NO" cringe
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link
"urethra-play"
ugh
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link
google search "sounding"
DO YOU FEEL LUCKY???
(answer: no no no)
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Someone in high school told me a story about a girl she knew who was standing on a fire hydrant at a young age (like say 5) while wearing a skirt. Said girl slipped and landed crotch-first on the top of the hyndrant and had to be pried off by paramedics. Said girl is now barren.
This reminds me of that story.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:27 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.stationhouse.com/outpost/includes/h_images/medical_sounds.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link
OK NO
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link
red velveteen valise of FEAR
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
wait are those small barbells?
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
I am glad that I have lived to the age of 34 without ever having heard of "sounding" or even imagining that urethra-insertion could be fun.
― Alba, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
(and I still maintain it cannot be)
― Alba, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
BARBEL
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39604000/jpg/_39604973_barbel203.jpg
― remy bean, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
that picture is actually a cross-section of a whale's urethra
xposts
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
ohhhhh now i get it
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Further reading:
Hardy Haberman, Fetish Diva Midori. The Family Jewels: A Guide to Male Genital Play and Torment. Greenery Press, 2001. ISBN 1890159344.
― Alba, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
I think, when the zoological and anthropological project is finally completed, we will reach the conclusion that it is not language, culture or tool-usage that truly separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom, but the propensity for urethral play.
― Alba, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.pswsfa.com/eel.htm
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
kiu horrible people who are hilarious writers: http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278
-- HI DERE, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 11:29 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link
hee hee
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 3 August 2007 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link