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people you thought were dead but aren't

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Dave Allen (the 'irish' comedian)

i dont know how but i seemed to get the idea into my head that he died back in the mid 90s...sorry Dave, he should pop up on TV again just to let us know he's still around.

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I dreamed once that Joan Jett had died...and because that dream was so intense I have to remind myself every so often that she's alive and well.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 03:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I had a similar dream about Bob Dylan's death once

― robin carmody (robin carmody), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 04:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Creepiest dream I've ever had was when I thought my mom died. This was some years back, for no good reason at all. Yeesh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 05:51 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought Frank Zappa was dead for ages. then I read in the paper that he had just died. I killed him with my negative beliefs.

― webcrack (music=crack), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 08:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Katherine Hepbern. Then I heard that there was an Audrey Hepburn who had died.

Sammy Davis Jr, cept he really was dead when I displayed surprise at seeing him on TV whilst I thought him dead.

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 08:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I knew it! I suggested the other day that Katharine Hepburn was still alive and everyone pooh poohed me. Bless her.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 08:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I once had an argument with someone who was convinced Martin Landau had died shortly after filming Ed Wood. It actually turns out that Tony Anholt died last year. Even Barry Morse is still going, I think.

Anyone see the interview with Henry Grimes in this month's Wire? Bassist with Albert Ayler in the 60s, the first question the poor fella asks is, "So, how is Albert doing?". Interviewer has to break the news that Ayler died in 1970.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 09:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Webcrack, you have that power too? I killed Princess Di with negative thoughts. I'm quite proud of that.

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 16:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Snake Plisken

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Elvis, works down the chip shop

― baggy (baggy), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Jimmy Snuka

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 18:03 (twenty-three years ago)

My ex-boyfriend killed Andy Warhol, Nico and Dali with the power of his negative thinking.

― kate, Tuesday, 7 January 2003 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I killed Falco. The day before he died I was joking about him dying. And then he did. I never do that anymore.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 18:14 (twenty-three years ago)

A guy I knew somewhat randomly suckered me into going to see the Who with him this last tour (though I dig them, I don't so much him) and I sat so long thinking "Idon'twannago, Idon'twannago" that I killed John Entwhistle.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 07:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Ultimate Warrior! Everyone thought that the things tied around his arms cut off circulation or something.

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 07:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Jean Grey.

― Simon Generic, Wednesday, 8 January 2003 08:25 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

Yogi Berra's still alive?!

― Mark C, Monday, 17 March 2008 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

When Jane Russell turned up in a photograph for the Oscars I was amazed.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 17 March 2008 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

I thought Frank Zappa was dead for ages. then I read in the paper that he had just died. I killed him with my negative beliefs.

-- webcrack (music=crack), Tuesday, January 7, 2003 2:05 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

I love that nobody cared enough to correct him.

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 17 March 2008 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

Thought for years that the actor that played Zack from Saved By The Bell was dead, it went around my school as a rumour. Believed it because why would anyone bother making that up? And it's not as if he was in the public eye a lot after the show finished, anyway.

― Bodrick III, Monday, 17 March 2008 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

Walter Cronkite. He already seemed to be kind of old in the famous clip where he announced that Kennedy was dead. I guess he would have only been in his mid-40s at the time though.

― j-rock, Monday, 17 March 2008 07:12 (eighteen years ago)

he was still producing stuff as of a few years ago, CBS seems to have disavowed him entirely now probably because of his politics.

― tremendoid, Monday, 17 March 2008 07:17 (eighteen years ago)

Gene Wilder

― admrl, Monday, 17 March 2008 07:32 (eighteen years ago)

I was fairly sure Alec Guinness had died at least 3 different times before he actually did die.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, 17 March 2008 07:39 (eighteen years ago)

I thought Gene Wilder had died too, until I checked it on IMDb.

― Tuomas, Monday, 17 March 2008 07:44 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

i thought harold gould died. not so

― tremendoid, Thursday, 7 August 2008 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

(Dave Allen died in 2005, don't be confused by the opening post)

― StanM, Thursday, 7 August 2008 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.deathlist.net/

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 7 August 2008 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

I remember being a bit surprised when I found out Doris Day is still alive. For some reason I seem to assume every celebrity who had his or her heyday before the 60s must be dead by now.

― Tuomas, Friday, 8 August 2008 06:48 (eighteen years ago)

Also, apparently this thread put a jinx on Katharine Hepburn, who died only a few months after she was mentioned here.

― Tuomas, Friday, 8 August 2008 06:50 (eighteen years ago)

heh I thought Katherine Hepburn was still alive :)

― Ludo, Friday, 8 August 2008 09:34 (eighteen years ago)

I had a discussion the other day about someone that was all about whether they were alive or dead. I forget who it was now, and we never checked for confirmation either.

― Scik Mouthy, Friday, 8 August 2008 09:35 (eighteen years ago)

But yeah, Harvey Dent.

― Scik Mouthy, Friday, 8 August 2008 09:36 (eighteen years ago)

David Blaine was who we were talking about.

― Scik Mouthy, Friday, 8 August 2008 10:04 (eighteen years ago)

No, he was just buried alive.

― NickB, Friday, 8 August 2008 10:09 (eighteen years ago)

I think people were hoping.

― Scik Mouthy, Friday, 8 August 2008 10:25 (eighteen years ago)

i just watched holiday today (Grant/Hepburn. excellent), she looks even more severe than usual but the character is wonderfully vibrant, as is grant (he does flips); i hadn't seen in ten yrs probably i was afraid i'd be disappoinged; lots of thoughtful lefty easter eggs in the script.

― tremendoid, Friday, 8 August 2008 10:38 (eighteen years ago)

Clive Dunn

― blueski, Friday, 8 August 2008 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

I love how Abe Vigoda has a simple website devoted to his living 'status', I guess everyone must think he is dead.

http://www.abevigoda.com/

― MaresNest, Friday, 8 August 2008 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

ok wtf

Erich von Däniken!

― Øystein, Monday, 11 August 2008 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

Olivia de Havilland from 'Gone with the Wind' is still alive and still making a mockery of my Death Pool. Come on Ollie!

― JTS, Monday, 11 August 2008 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

I was fairly sure Alec Guinness had died at least 3 different times before he actually did die.

Yes, for some he was the king of this

― Tom D., Monday, 11 August 2008 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, for some reason he was the king of this, that should read. I can think of at least two occasions when I bet someone that Alec Guinness was dead when he wasn't.

― Tom D., Monday, 11 August 2008 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

Charles Aznavour

― Keep Carmody and Carry On (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 2 January 2009 10:05 (seventeen years ago)

For some reason I thought Pratchett was dead til I read an article by him today about his alzheimers. I think I confused him with Douglas Adams.

― Trayce, Friday, 2 January 2009 10:11 (seventeen years ago)

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Smith_(actress)";>Liz Smith</a>

Very pleased to find she's not and has just received an MBE. Good on her.

― Not me I'm the Emotional Type (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 2 January 2009 10:56 (seventeen years ago)

Liz Smith that is.

― Not me I'm the Emotional Type (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 2 January 2009 10:57 (seventeen years ago)

peter o'toole

― Gaz Promantino (Brohan Hari), Friday, 2 January 2009 10:58 (seventeen years ago)

he almost won a oscar last year brutha

― missile loaded | com mode engaged | its a go (tremendoid), Saturday, 3 January 2009 01:58 (seventeen years ago)

Hearing that Jimmy Swaggart died, I thought he might have been the last of the big 80s televangelists left. I went to see when Jim Bakker died and - he's still alive at 85! Maybe I conflated breaking up with Tammy Faye with a sort of living death.

― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 1 July 2025 16:26 (one year ago)

Renee Richards

― The "W" and Odie Trail (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 20:50 (one year ago)

four months pass...

Len Deighton (still alive and is now 96)

― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 23 November 2025 00:42 (eleven months ago)

Jazz vibraphonist Terry Gibbs, probably best known these days for having Alice Coltrane in his band in the early 60s. He's 101.

― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Sunday, 23 November 2025 01:11 (eleven months ago)

Carole Kay and the woman from the Whipped Cream & Other Delights album cover. Both 90.

― pplains, Thursday, 27 November 2025 05:01 (eleven months ago)

not to mention Herb Alpert himself is 90

― Josefa, Thursday, 27 November 2025 14:55 (eleven months ago)

Dang, I thought he was so dead, I didn't bother to look him up!

― pplains, Thursday, 27 November 2025 16:12 (eleven months ago)

When Herbie Hancock died I realised that I got them mixed up and also called Herb Alpert Herp Albert.

― Alba, Friday, 28 November 2025 14:52 (eleven months ago)

Wait! Herbie Hancock hasn't died either

― Alba, Friday, 28 November 2025 14:54 (eleven months ago)

I was like wut! I don’t remember that.

― Dan Worsley, Friday, 28 November 2025 14:55 (eleven months ago)

Robert Crumb

― brimstead, Saturday, 6 December 2025 19:08 (eleven months ago)

one month passes...

Robert Duvall, 95

― Alba, Thursday, 22 January 2026 11:08 (nine months ago)

His co-stars in Network have been dead for 49 years (Peter Finch) and 44 years (William Holden) - Faye Dunaway is alive of course.

― Dance Yourself Dizzy To The Music of Time (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 22 January 2026 11:19 (nine months ago)

Thinking about this later today, it also means that he was 45 when he filmed Network.
Reader, I am 46.

― Dance Yourself Dizzy To The Music of Time (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 22 January 2026 21:57 (nine months ago)

three weeks pass...

Eddie Floyd, 88.

― The Olde, Old, Very Olde Man. (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 February 2026 09:48 (eight months ago)

not knocking on coffin yet

― calzino, Sunday, 15 February 2026 09:55 (eight months ago)

Robert Duvall, 95

Oops

― Alba, Monday, 16 February 2026 18:45 (eight months ago)

five months pass...

Vini Reilly

― Luigi No...No!!! (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 31 July 2026 16:46 (three months ago)

And very glad we are, especially after listening to his new album.

― Dan Worsley, Friday, 31 July 2026 18:23 (three months ago)

one month passes...

Ralph Nader, 92

― nashwan, Friday, 4 September 2026 21:19 (two months ago)

I met him once in 2004 when he was running for President. He gave a speech on campus and I approached him and with a suggestion for his campaign slogan: "George and John make me want to Ralph!". Sadly he did not like it one bit.

― frogbs, Friday, 4 September 2026 21:32 (two months ago)

it's funny that his early triumph was the Corvair thing: "Unsafe at Any Speed!" Yet I see more Corvairs on the road today than most models of that era, except for maybe Mustangs

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 4 September 2026 21:44 (two months ago)

or maybe I'm self-selecting and have Dodge Dart blindness

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 4 September 2026 21:45 (two months ago)

I frequently drive by a garage in western Mass. that only works on Corvairs, so there must be a fair few of them still on the road.

― henry s, Friday, 4 September 2026 22:02 (two months ago)

haven't seen many Pintos lately

― pplains, Friday, 4 September 2026 22:38 (two months ago)

Pintos greatly outnumbered Vegas into the 90s, but I don't see them now.

― nickn, Friday, 4 September 2026 23:49 (two months ago)

Vegas famously started rusting in the showroom.

― Oaf To Joy (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 5 September 2026 02:27 (two months ago)

James Baker III

― pplains, Saturday, 5 September 2026 03:42 (two months ago)

Frank Langella, born 1938.

― Alba, Saturday, 12 September 2026 10:37 (two months ago)

George railroad martin

― brimstead, Friday, 18 September 2026 23:29 (one month ago)

formerly blacklisted actor lee grant (around about 100)

― no lime tangier, Saturday, 19 September 2026 01:07 (one month ago)

composer betsy jolas 96 (daughter of the also somewhat famous eugene & maria)

― no lime tangier, Thursday, 20 April 2023 07:55 (three years ago)

now 100!

― no lime tangier, Monday, 21 September 2026 12:15 (one month ago)

Petula Clark, 93

― nashwan, Friday, 2 October 2026 19:27 (one month ago)

well... she knows a place

― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 2 October 2026 19:30 (one month ago)

Not a person, I guess, but Bubbles the chimp, 43.

― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 6 October 2026 22:24 (one month ago)

According to animal keepers at the center, Bubbles — whose facial features have changed since his time with Jackson — is now "huge and ugly"...

― pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2026 22:46 (one month ago)

According to the Simian Society, there were 750,000 pet monkeys in the US in 1971 — more than the number of registered poodles. But monkeys proved to be much more difficult than poodles to care for.

I'm sorry, getting way off topic now. I'll stop.

― pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2026 22:53 (one month ago)

"huge and ugly"

and every day he regrets signing that NDA

― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 6 October 2026 22:56 (one month ago)

Poodlin' ain't easy! I'll hold off on the chimps for now. Thanks for the intel, pplains.

― bendy, Wednesday, 7 October 2026 17:56 (one month ago)

Be careful. You'll only be able to hold off those chimps for so long.

https://i.ibb.co/zHTDXZhm/2001-output-onlinegiftools.gif

― pplains, Wednesday, 7 October 2026 19:26 (one month ago)

I have a bunch of old magazines with ads for pet spider monkeys: "Eats the same food as you do!" lol

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 7 October 2026 19:47 (one month ago)

don’t chimps rip your balls off

― AI Influencer Pope (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 7 October 2026 19:57 (one month ago)

can vs. do

― pplains, Wednesday, 7 October 2026 22:28 (one month ago)

they go for the eyes first, fwiu

― brimstead, Wednesday, 7 October 2026 22:29 (one month ago)

Wasn't there an MMA fool going to fight a chimp? Is he still alive?

― Bob Karol G (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 7 October 2026 22:34 (one month ago)

Ok, found him, looks like they couldn't find a chimp, which is a shame as I'm pretty sure the chimp would be absolutely fine.

https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/mma-fighter-to-face-chimpanzee-in-one-on-one-fight-on-september-11-report-12018878

― Bob Karol G (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 7 October 2026 22:37 (one month ago)

surprised that chimp fight wasn’t part of president great grandpa’s july 4th

― AI Influencer Pope (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 7 October 2026 23:12 (one month ago)

don’t chimps rip your balls off

Yes, plus so much more - I remember there were a couple of famous chimp attacks in the early 00s and wikipedia does not disappoint:

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Buddy and Ollie destroyed a majority of St. James' fingers, his left foot, most of his buttocks, both testicles, part of his torso, and parts of his face including his nose and lips.

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The hospital provided counseling to staff members who initially treated her because of the extraordinary nature of her wounds. Doctors noted she had lost her eyelids, nose, lips, mid-face bone structure, and nine fingers. Doctors removed some of Travis' hair and teeth that were embedded in her bones and reattached her jaw

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― joygoat, Thursday, 8 October 2026 14:44 (one month ago)

Yeah I remember reading that about the travis attack and wishing I hadn’t (also maybe a cw & hide tags for stuff like that dropped in random threads?)

― Tweenage Death Camp & Sux to My Ass-mar (wins), Thursday, 8 October 2026 14:55 (one month ago)

RIP Eva Marie Saint

― beard papa, Thursday, 8 October 2026 19:30 (one month ago)


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