― Ed (dali), Thursday, 24 April 2003 05:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 April 2003 06:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 24 April 2003 06:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 24 April 2003 06:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 April 2003 06:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― gabriel (gabe), Thursday, 24 April 2003 06:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
― gabriel (gabe), Thursday, 24 April 2003 06:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 24 April 2003 06:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
Among ilxen, Ned and Matos and Martin and Lara have damn cool names, and if I'm remembering Ally's full name correctly, she sounds like a Barbara Stanwyck character.
― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 24 April 2003 06:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
― James Ball (James Ball), Thursday, 24 April 2003 06:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
ps he is a dick
― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 April 2003 07:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
anyway.. i used to work for a multinational company which had a searchable online name and address book. So we used to have office competitions to find the best names..
So. here we go with some of the best (and these are real employees)
Nick SexShirley ShallowTory S GaylordRicardo CuntoEduardo BastardoEric CartmanMindy Smelkinson
there were loads more but i can't remember them right now...
― A Nonymous (Jack Battery-Pack), Thursday, 24 April 2003 08:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
He was a great authour, too.
― fletrejet, Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Anna (Anna), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 13:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
Not as crowd-pleasing perhaps, but there's a statue in Madison Square in New York of a man named Roscoe Conkling.
― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 24 April 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago) link
― martin mushrush (mushrush), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
-- jess
Oh, and my middle school band director was named Rufus Long.
― martin mushrush (mushrush), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
Went to school with a girl who's last name was Sexe (p. "sexy") She was, too.
Geoffrey Stuart Cannon is such a bizarre formal name sometimes I can't really believe it's mine (heh "feeling slightly disconnected from one's own name c/d")
― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
― martin mushrush (mushrush), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
RAGGETT: "Tell me where's your fancy bread.I need it for me, and I'm called Ned."
Edward John Moreton Drax Plunkett, Lord Dunsany
Seconding Fletrjet on both the name and his writing.
Working at a university as I do, I've come across many a mysteriously cool name. Current favorites, with slight non-google alterations (as these are folks I am currently having to bill for late books): the very Thai (I believe) Nar1n Charanvattank1t, the quite Scottish yet somehow naughty 1an Mu1r Duckles and the prime winner, someone I can only guess is from an Arabic/Dutch family of some sort, Azareen Vandervl1et Oloom1.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Scott Kos (Scott Kos), Thursday, 24 April 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
― cprek (cprek), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:20 (twenty-one years ago) link
― cprek (cprek), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:21 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
― slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
Also, I saw a guy named John Hancock, which is not all that unusual, but I wonder if he would make his signature an exact forgery of the founding father of the same name.
― cprek (cprek), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
At work today the person who I was given as a sample that would show a particular system error was Mr Doh. I like to imagine that to say his name correctly you have to slap your forehead.
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― martin mushrush (mushrush), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
― slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:59 (twenty-one years ago) link
― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 25 April 2003 06:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
i loved that thread, largely because spectra got so into it! :)
― ron (ron), Friday, 25 April 2003 06:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Friday, 25 April 2003 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
Mr Dickie & Miss K Titmus
― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 1 May 2003 09:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 1 May 2003 10:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
R4ndy M4ss4gee
― Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 10 December 2023 20:43 (nine months ago) link
Chiquita Seaborne
― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 11 December 2023 22:49 (nine months ago) link
Altany Craik
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/dec/13/labour-councillor-altany-craik-quits-selection-race-after-concerns-over-sexy-satanic-novels
― Free Ass Ange (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 14:21 (nine months ago) link
Ulva Pippy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_MacDonald_(actor)
― Nine Inch Males (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 December 2023 21:35 (nine months ago) link
Marcel Peeper
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/NagAAOSwC9hcSv~~/s-l1200.webp
― Nine Inch Males (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2023 09:54 (nine months ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Onions
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 20 December 2023 15:15 (nine months ago) link
I may have mentioned that I have a friend whose name is S e r e n e T i c k l e. I only just now learned that she's from P o u l t o n le F y l d e, which just makes it better.
― CthulhuLululemon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 26 December 2023 04:59 (nine months ago) link
Bailey Zappe
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 26 December 2023 20:16 (nine months ago) link
Cherokee Pilkington
― Bulky Pee Pants (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 January 2024 07:28 (eight months ago) link
Enjoyed watching Thelonius Aasgard playing alongside Becket Godo for Wigan the other week.
― Piedie Gimbel, Tuesday, 16 January 2024 09:45 (eight months ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GEQBpldXgAAWEBo?format=jpg&name=small
― mookieproof, Saturday, 20 January 2024 23:36 (eight months ago) link
Zé_Turbo
― anvil, Saturday, 20 January 2024 23:52 (eight months ago) link
Wa-Ho-Thuk
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 21 January 2024 00:12 (eight months ago) link
Avalon FastKansas Bowling
Two women filmmakers
― nickn, Thursday, 8 February 2024 07:13 (seven months ago) link
Today I learned that Mark Meadows has a lawyer named George J. Terwilliger III.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 February 2024 13:53 (seven months ago) link
Richard Sheridan Patrick Michael Aloysius Franklin Bowling
― The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Monday, 12 February 2024 10:24 (seven months ago) link
one of the developers of human in-vitro fertilisation was called Patrick Steptoe - a name I thought was a fictional creation by Ray Galton and Alan Simpson until today!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steptoe_and_Son
― Grandpont Genie, Friday, 16 February 2024 09:14 (seven months ago) link
Guy Numbers
― from a prominent family of bassoon players (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 21:48 (six months ago) link
Apparently there is a TN House Rep named Monty Fritts, that's pretty good. But I had an Uber driver over the weekend named Artiston Leatherbury. That rules.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:15 (six months ago) link
F@lon Hard3n
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:21 (six months ago) link
weaver & textile historian Rabbit Goody
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 8 April 2024 19:03 (five months ago) link
is this thread deindexed lol
― music for A★TEENS’ musicians (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 12 April 2024 15:43 (five months ago) link
I'm sure Rabbit would be delighted to discover people think they have a great name.
― My God's got no nose... (Tom D.), Friday, 12 April 2024 15:47 (five months ago) link
Scan Tester
― brimstead, Saturday, 20 April 2024 05:16 (five months ago) link
Oh it’s a nickname. Bah.
Surprised Dick Butkus has yet to come up.
― birdistheword, Saturday, 20 April 2024 05:23 (five months ago) link
Primbrock Skiggs, soul singer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft2SN6m8q-w
― ian, Friday, 3 May 2024 16:28 (four months ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Earthy
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 May 2024 15:48 (four months ago) link
Rosy Saxifrage...
heard this on the radio this morning and figured it was a person's name but alas...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjkkm4re518o
― koogs, Sunday, 26 May 2024 20:13 (four months ago) link
This might be a stretch but I had an interview with someone with an email that started goates.
― Decam'ron (Leee), Sunday, 23 June 2024 17:25 (three months ago) link
Isl4m B0rk0wsk1
― Dick Cavett Poo Party (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 2 July 2024 18:57 (two months ago) link
https://www.emeline.com.au/dr-ion-pop
― Bellend Sebastian (S-), Monday, 8 July 2024 02:59 (two months ago) link
Bollock TrotskyUnited States Census, 1920— Actual Names (@ActualNames1) July 7, 2024
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 8 July 2024 14:40 (two months ago) link
“In the Winton Domesday, there are a number of people with either just the name Bollock or with ‘bollock’ in their surname. There's an Alfred Toad Bollock, for example.“But the worst name I found is someone called Godwin Clawcunt.”
“But the worst name I found is someone called Godwin Clawcunt.”
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 8 July 2024 15:02 (two months ago) link
Dr. Judson Lovingood of NASA
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 00:38 (two months ago) link
Josh Hutcherson was in the Hunger Games films. His mother? Michelle Fightmaster: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3322397/
― Ashley Pomeroy, Wednesday, 10 July 2024 17:16 (two months ago) link
Hattie Weiner rip
― The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Thursday, 11 July 2024 21:11 (two months ago) link
xp there's an actor named E.R. Fightmaster (i know them from the TV show Shrill). maybe they're related?
― jaymc, Thursday, 11 July 2024 21:27 (two months ago) link
Ginger Stache
https://gingerlstache.com/
― alpine static, Friday, 12 July 2024 05:05 (two months ago) link
Well, apparently it's an English version of Fechtmeister, which is German for fightmaster, specifically fencing. Fencing was taught at a fechtschule. This man, Friedrich August Wilhelm Ludwig Roux, was a top fechtmeister:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Friedrich_August_Wilhelm_Ludwig_Roux.jpg
Which raises the question of whether any top fightmasters would have been called Fechtmeister. It's like how Les Paul isn't called Les Electric Guitar, because the electric guitar hadn't been invented when Les Paul was christened.
Or how J Robert Oppenheimer wasn't called J Robert Atom Bomb. Etc.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 12 July 2024 16:27 (two months ago) link
Pope Thrower
https://focustaiwan.tw/politics/202408020008
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 2 August 2024 13:58 (one month ago) link
wut
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 2 August 2024 14:09 (one month ago) link
Ha, wasn't he on the now sadly defunct Name of the Year contest a few years back
― nxd, Friday, 2 August 2024 14:10 (one month ago) link
Brittany Buffalino
in a cheap music video
― nickn, Tuesday, 6 August 2024 03:03 (one month ago) link
Christophe Psyché
By the way this guy was born in Cannes and now plays for Tromsø, 217 miles north of the Arctic Circle!
― Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 August 2024 19:12 (one month ago) link
Gaylord le Chequer, deputy at the mayor's office in Montreuil (Paris, communist party)Wasn't familiar with that first name
― Nabozo, Thursday, 12 September 2024 06:27 (two weeks ago) link
https://weirdspace.info/RussellMyers/Graphics/GaylordBuzzard.jpg
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 16 September 2024 08:15 (one week ago) link
It was a moderately popular boys name until the 1950s, still is in Francophone world, for examplehttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylord_Silly
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 16 September 2024 08:52 (one week ago) link
Guy who goes to my gym: Clayt0n Lusty
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 24 September 2024 00:49 (three days ago) link
Djouvensky Schlenbaker
https://wsucougars.com/sports/football/roster/djouvensky-schlenbaker/13642
― StanM, Friday, 27 September 2024 08:15 (eleven hours ago) link